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Clips from Porky's Revenge

"The hopes, the dreams..."
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"the aspirations of a striving people..."
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"for a better world to live in."
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"The future is with us today."
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"Their bright, shining faces..."
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"are ours."
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"These young people will Sally forth for us..."
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"carrying the banner of decency..."
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"love, honesty..."
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"intelligence..."
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"and they will forge our coming world."
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"They will be our hairdressers..."
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"undertakers..."
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"automobile salesmen..."
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"sex therapists..."
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"interior decorators..."
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"gynecologists.."
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"And perhaps..."
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"a President of our United States."
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"And today..."
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"we celebrate their beginnings."
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"I proudly give you..."
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"our graduating class."
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"Pat Rosen..."
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"Robin Gallup..."
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"Mitzi DeBella..."
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"David Marwood..."
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"Kimberly... Oh, Jesus. Kimberly Ann... Bah!"
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"Jonathon Martin..."
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"Max Clooney, Jefrey Jay Numan..."
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"Jennifer Grant, Inga Johansson..."
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"Edward Morris..."
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"Pee Wee! Pee Wee!"
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"You're gonna be late for school again."
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"- Do you intend never to graduate? - Mmm."
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"Where'd you get it?"
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"My cousin at Southern Methodist sent it to me."
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"How long can we keep it?"
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"Long as we want. He says we're sexually ignorant."
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"- I guess we'll see. - Yep."
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"Hey, you guys! Wait'll you see what we got!"
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"Hey, hold on. Pee Wee's telling us about his dream."
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"- So then she takes out this gazoombie. - Gazoombie? What's that?"
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"You kn... You know. Num-nums, choo-choos, tits!"
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"You know, she flashes everybody right in the middle of the graduation ceremony."
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"The biggest gazoombie I ever saw. This girl was practically deformed."
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"Then Carter steps on my gown, and the whole graduating class is looking at my wiener."
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"They'd need magnifying glasses to see your wiener."
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"It's more like a wienerette."
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"Oh, yeah? When they saw it, I got a standing ovation."
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"They were standing to get a better look."
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"At least I had something they wanted to see, Wendy."
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"We've got something you'll all want to see."
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"A stag film."
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"- A real stag film? - You're too young, Pee Wee."
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"- Your growth is stunted enough. - Come on, Meat!"
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"- You gotta let me see it! You gotta! - I don't know, Pee Wee."
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"This has got more beaver in it than the entire state of Wisconsin."
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"They say you can go blind from lookin' at stuff like that."
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"No, the only way you'll go blind is by lookin' at it like that."
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"Yeah, well, you got any better ideas?"
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"Well, I am the President of the Audiovisual Club."
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"Hey, guys, what's he doin' to her now?"
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"Ah, looks like he's tryin' to take her temperature."
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"Yeah, without a thermometer'?"
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"Oh, I'm sure he'll think of something."
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"Shit!"
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"Look familiar, guys?"
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"Yeah, looks like your entire arm."
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"That's disgusting! Hey, you're blockin' my view."
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"Close the door, pecker-breath! The light's comin' in!"
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"Decency demands that the culprit be thrown out of school."
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"These pupils don't deserve to graduate."
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"They're sick. They're perverted."
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"They're retarded."
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"Mr. Carter! Mr. Carter, I demand to know..."
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"what you intend to do about this!"
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"- Mr. Carter! - Huh?"
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"Oh. Oh, yes. This is awful."
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"Awful!"
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"Especially the woman with the big ti... with the big ti..."
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"Gazoombies?"
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"I am ashamed at each and every one of you."
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"What have you got to say for yourselves?"
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"Maybe you'd better explain to them what will happen if the culprit..."
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"who's responsible for this schlock film doesn't step forward."
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"Yes. Uh..."
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"- What will happen? - Expulsion!"
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"- For all of them. - Right, right."
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"Who is responsible?"
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"Uh, Mr. Carter..."
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"I brought it in."
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"But I don't think the film can be fairly judged..."
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"without viewing it in its entirety."
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"How's that?"
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"Uh, he means, it's true... there is some nudity."
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"- "Some nudity"? - But I can assure you..."
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"before the principal performers disrobed..."
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"- they were fully clothed. - That's right."
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"- It's an. - It's filth."
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"Disgusting, naked filth!"
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"Uh, Miss Balbricker, if I may be so bold, that's your characterization."
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"They all had boners!"
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"Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a boner."
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"Uh, this particular film was, uh, directed..."
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"by the infamous... Sven."
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"- Ah. - Sven Svlinken from "Sveden.""
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"- Oh! Svlinken from "Sveden." - It's trash! Garbage! Gunk!"
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"And we're late for class."
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"Oh, yes. Uh, yes. Good idea. Uh, go back to your classes."
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"Except McCarty and Turner."
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"- I haven't finished with you two yet. - Good luck, guys."
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"Uh, when, uh... When can we arrange a screening?"
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"Uh, I'll have to check the schedule..."
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"because the projectors are sort of tied up for the safety films."
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"- Uh, safety films? - You know... Uh..."
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"♪ When you go to cross the street ♪"
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"♪ Watch out where you put your feet ♪"
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"♪ Look both ways and be alert ♪"
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"♪ If a car hits you, it's gonna hurt ♪"
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