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Clips from Porky's Revenge

"unless you get a passing grade on her biology exam."
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"And I'm backing her up on that 100%!"
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"Get the hell out of here!"
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"I got it covered."
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"Shit!"
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"- What's the problem, buddy? - The door won't open."
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"- Try the knob. - Nice work. Come on."
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"Okay. Spread out."
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"Search the drawers shelves, everywhere."
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"Hey, Meat. What's the exam look like?"
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"It's fury, and it's got balls this big."
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"What the hell do you think a biology exam looks like?"
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"I didn't know. I'm not in your class."
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"Hey, Meat. Human brain."
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"You could use one, huh?"
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"Hey, Meat. You okay?"
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"Meat'?"
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"Let's get him some air. Over here."
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"Geez!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"- Come on, Meat. Meat! It's just a brain. - You're not helping."
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"I can't find the dang test anywhere."
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"Maybe it's in her apartment."
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"You crazy?"
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"We're gonna break in to Miss Webster's apartment..."
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"and steal an exam?"
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"Think about this, Tommy."
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"If we get caught, we could get sent to jail."
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"Think about this."
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"If Meat doesn't pass that biology exam..."
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"we can kiss the state championship good-bye."
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"Shh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"- Not bad. - Some joint!"
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"Let's just hurry up, get the test, get the hell out of here. Okay, guys?"
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"- Hey. Maybe you better check that desk. - Yeah. Check the desk."
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"Yeah, check the desk."
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"Ah!"
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"Hey, guys. Come here. Quick."
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"What?"
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"You can see my grandmother's apartment from here. She's dusting her furniture."
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"Oh, this must be our lucky day."
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"Maybe we can watch her give her cat a flea bath."
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"My grandmother doesn't have a cat."
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"But if she's in your family, I bet she has fleas."
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"Will you guys cut it out? We gotta get back to work."
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"She's here! Shit!"
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"Shit!"
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"Shit!"
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"The lights!"
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"- That was a lovely dinner. - Mmm. Great pasta."
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"And the service was extraordinary."
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"- And the ambiance. - Mmm, and the music. Oh, the music!"
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"You know, that Anthony Tupperello..."
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"really is a dumb son of a bitch."
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"He's gonna win the state championship for us. We need him."
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"Need? I don't need him throwing frogs down my blouse."
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"- Ah, he's just a kid. - He's no kid."
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"Okay, he's a dumb son of a bitch."
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"What'll it be tonight, hmm?"
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"I could be the Southern bartender."
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"And you can be the impotent alcoholic monk..."
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"that just escaped from the monastery."
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"Oh, goody!"
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"That's my favorite!"
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"♪ Roll me over in the clover ♪"
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"What will it be..."
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"honey?"
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"Gosh, I don't know. I'm-I'm not much of a drinker."
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"You don't look like you're much of anything to me."
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"I know. That's what they tell me..."
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"at the m-monastery."
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"How about some Benedictine?"
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"S-Sure. You're the boss."
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"Isn't that what they drink at the monastery?"
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"On the... On the rocks."
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"On the rocks."
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"Oh. yeah!"
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"How come you left the monastery?"
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"I guess because I always wondered what it would be like to..."
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"to..."
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"- to... - Say it, big boy!"
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"To see a woman's breasts."
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"' Cough! Aah!"
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"Now I know how she affords this apartment."
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"Come on. Come on, big boy."
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"Hyah!"
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"Hyah! Hyah!"
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"Well, if it's tits you want..."
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"take a look at these."
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"Oh, my God. Give me strength."
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"Touch me, big boy."
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"No, I can't. It's a sin."
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"It's a sin. I'd feel terribly ashamed."
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"But you can't control yourself, can you?"
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"I can! I... I have to!"
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"Then I'll take off everything and make you beg."
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"No, no! Please... Please don't."
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"- No! Don't! - Come on, big boy. Beg."
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"Come on! Beg!"
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"I ain't beggin'!"
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"You're... You're coming with me, bitch."
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"- What about the monastery? - Oh, I'll fuck the monastery!"
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"Oh, oh, Billy, when can I view the Svlinken film?"
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"Uh..."
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"Svlinken, the Swedish director. Remember?"
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"- You said you'd arrange a screening. - Oh, right. Yes. Uh..."
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"You're really gonna love it, sir."
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"There's this man in black socks and a mask."
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"He represents the loneliness of the Hungarian peasants."
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"Oh, that's very interesting."
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"I'll schedule the film just as soon as we stop running those personal hygiene films."
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"- Hygiene films? - You know..."
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"♪ Take a bath every day ♪"
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"♪ Let your odor float away ♪"
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"♪ Hygiene means we all keep clean ♪"
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"♪ See what I mean ♪"
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"♪ Take a bath every day ♪"
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"♪ Let your odor float away ♪"
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"Keep clean, Billy. Yes."
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