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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Bones, Bugs, and Harmony (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
The PJs (1999)
"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(COMPLAINING)"
The PJs (1999)
"WOMAN ON RADIO: It'll be a beautiful day in the suburbs,"
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"72 degrees and sunny."
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"Meanwhile in the projects, the heat will be oppressive."
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"A blistering 105 with no relief in sight."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, my."
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"THURGOOD: Mmm-hmm!"
The PJs (1999)
"Smells good. It that the automatic drip?"
The PJs (1999)
"Uh, it's the house blend."
The PJs (1999)
"Don't you want some cream?"
The PJs (1999)
"Nope, black. Keeping it real today, Muriel."
The PJs (1999)
"My, you're in a chipper mood."
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"Yep, yep, it's rent day."
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"Almost as much fun as eviction day!"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood! What?"
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"Ah, I'm too excited to eat."
The PJs (1999)
"I got my mind on their money and their money on my mind."
The PJs (1999)
"(CHUCKLES)"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, Haiti Lady, it's rent day!"
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"Well, it's like this, Super."
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"Things a little tight this month."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Are they as tight as standing room"
The PJs (1999)
"on a raft back to Haiti?"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, keep the change!"
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"Yeah, I thought not."
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"Rent? You ought to pay us to live in this roach-infested dump."
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"Oh! We do not have roaches."
The PJs (1999)
"Then what's that?"
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"That is a water bug."
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"We ain't got water!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hudson, come on! The rent's due."
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"I need an extension."
The PJs (1999)
"Well, how much time?"
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"No, an extension for my arm."
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"I can't reach my wallet."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, all right."
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTING) Oh."
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"Hey, I hope that's a roll of quarters."
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"JUICY: Super, I think there might be roaches on the floor."
The PJs (1999)
"You seen some roaches?"
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"Me? See the floor?"
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"(LAUGHING) Oh, Super, you better stop!"
The PJs (1999)
"Avery, let me in there! I'm here to get your rent!"
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"AVERY: Come back at the end of the month."
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"I ain't paying for no days I might not see."
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"I'll tell you what. You ain't gonna see this afternoon"
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"if you don't pay me my rent this morning."
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"AVERY: No chance. As my mammograms say, lump it!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hmm."
The PJs (1999)
"Did you collect all the rent?"
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"Yeah, I got everybody but Mrs. Avery."
The PJs (1999)
"Old bat wouldn't let me in."
The PJs (1999)
"What kind of thick-headed moron thinks"
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"they can live here for free?"
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"Besides us? Oh!"
The PJs (1999)
"Just pass the Lactaid, please!"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, while you were out,"
The PJs (1999)
"some of the tenants called."
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"It seems we've got a problem with roaches."
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel, look, I don't want to hear no more about roaches."
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"I just want to sit here and enjoy my Raisin Bran."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, those are Corn Flakes."
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"Ahhh! (ROACH CHIRPS)"
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"Jiminy walker, Muriel! We've got roaches!"
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"Ugh!"
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"(CLEARING THROAT) Hey, I need some roach spray."
The PJs (1999)
"HUD LADY: Fumigation tanks to the left."
The PJs (1999)
"Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, hey!"
The PJs (1999)
"How about some instructions or something?"
The PJs (1999)
"HUD LADY: (SWEETLY) All right."
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"(HARSHLY) Walk over there. Pick up a tank."
The PJs (1999)
"Leave. Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"But... Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Calvin's got more than me!"
The PJs (1999)
"Now, now. There's enough poison to go around, all right?"
The PJs (1999)
"So, just relax. Okay, boys, listen up."
The PJs (1999)
"If we're gonna catch these roaches,"
The PJs (1999)
"we're gonna have to start thinking like roaches."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, a roach is a brainless little creature"
The PJs (1999)
"that lives to eat, eat, eat."
The PJs (1999)
"They weird."
The PJs (1999)
"(CHEWING)"
The PJs (1999)
"The most important roach is the queen."
The PJs (1999)
"She has up to 2,000 offspring. You know why?"
The PJs (1999)
"More government assistance?"
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"No! To maintain the colony."
The PJs (1999)
"What about the king?"
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"There is no king. Just a baby's daddy."
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, everybody put on your mask."
The PJs (1999)
"These are dangerous chemicals we gonna use here."
The PJs (1999)
"Like this?"
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"(EXHALES) Let him be, Thurgood."
The PJs (1999)
"It's just natural selection."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, be careful with that thing."
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"What? Oh! (EXCLAIMS)"
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"It says, "Caution. May cause sterility.""
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"Oh, Muriel, that's ridiculous."
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"Look, I've been using this for years."
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"And if we had kids, they'd use it too."
The PJs (1999)
"Ahem."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, good. Did you spray every crack?"
The PJs (1999)
"Yep. Yep."
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"Nobody sprayed mine."
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"Get out of here!"
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, okay."
The PJs (1999)
"Are you gonna finish that?"
The PJs (1999)
"Go on, get! Move it!"
The PJs (1999)
"Okay, this is the last apartment, boys."
The PJs (1999)
"Mrs. Avery's."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, before I open this door,"
The PJs (1999)
"it's very important that you boys put on your masks."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, right. The spray?"
The PJs (1999)
"No, the old people smell."
The PJs (1999)
"You ready?"
The PJs (1999)
"Okay. Avery, open up!"
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"AVERY: I told you I ain't paying no rent!"
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