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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Bones, Bugs, and Harmony (S01E01)

"Now scat, you low down scum-sucking son of a..."
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"BOTH: Hi, Mrs. Avery."
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"AVERY: Oh, hi, angels."
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"How are you?"
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"Now, you take these lemon cookies and scoot."
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"I'm gonna empty my shotgun into Super now."
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"BOTH: Okay! Bye!"
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"Oh, hey, hey, Mrs. Avery, look."
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"I ain't here for no rent."
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"I just need to come in and do some spraying."
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"Oh, there's gonna be some spraying!"
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"(SHOTGUN COCKS) Oh!"
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"Hmm."
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"Come on, come on. You just say it, Muriel."
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"It's the only way we're gonna get Mrs. Avery out of her apartment."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Thurgood's dead."
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"I say, Thurgood's dead!"
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"AVERY: Hot diggity! Ha!"
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"I'm gonna party like it's 1939!"
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"I got to find me a way to celebrate."
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"Halle-berry-lujah!"
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"Oh, candy. Hmm."
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"Oh, chocolate."
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"Caramel."
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"Roach."
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"Maple? Ugh, maple. Who would put maple in a..."
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"Roach?"
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"Oh, my God, it's the queen!"
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"Slow your highness down."
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"Where'd she go?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Now, where would a queen hide?"
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"The closet!"
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"Come out of that closet, you big queen!"
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"Ahhh!"
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"God, I got a fat gut."
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"Ooh!"
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"I see you. I see you right there."
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"All right, you gonna die on the throne, queenie."
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"(DOOR OPENS) Oh!"
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"All that kicking and it wasn't Super's body."
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"Boy, do I feel stupid."
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"Now, should I get out of these clothes?"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"No, I'll have dinner first."
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"Thank you, God."
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"Well, let's see. What will it be?"
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"Lamb stew or beef?"
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"Lamb?"
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"She's eating pretty good for someone who ain't paid their rent."
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"She should be eating dog food."
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"(CAN OPENER WHIRRING)"
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"(THURGOOD GASPS)"
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"She's eating dog food."
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"The poor, poor woman."
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"(SOBBING) That's not the way to live."
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"Ain't nobody supposed to have to eat no dog food."
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"(SNIFFLES)"
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"What you looking at?"
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"(CHITTERS)"
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"(MOANS) (WATER SPLASHING)"
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"I had no idea Mrs. Avery was so poor, Muriel."
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"But there she was,"
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"her withered frame hunched over a can of dog food."
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"Now, I mean sure she had a shiny coat"
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"and pearly white teeth, but at what price, Muriel?"
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"At what price?"
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"I tell you, as superintendent of this building, I've got to do something."
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"Thurgood, I think it's wonderful"
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"you want to help a person in need."
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"But Mrs. Avery is a very proud woman."
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"Even proud people gotta eat."
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"Now, it's high time somebody around here"
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"brought her some real food"
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"instead of that garbage she's been eating."
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"Ah, here we go."
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"Hog maws, turkey necks,"
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"chicken gizzards, pigs' feet."
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"Muriel, we got any gristle?"
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"Mrs. Avery! Open up!"
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"AVERY: What's that putrid smell?"
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"It's the food I brought you."
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"Food don't wear old spice."
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"(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah, yeah, I stink, all right."
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"Listen, this tray is getting mighty heavy"
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"with all this delicious human..."
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"Uh, I mean homemade food I got on it."
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"This ain't charity, is it?"
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"'Cause I don't take charity from nobody."
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"No, it's not charity."
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"It come over from the welfare office."
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"Welfare office?"
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"What are you doing touching my food?"
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"You're wel..."
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"Well, uh, charity is it's own reward."
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"What's this?"
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"Medicare sent you this gift basket"
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"because you're such a valued customer. Hmm."
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"(GASPS) Look, what we got here, Mrs. Avery."
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"Stool softener, denture cream, witch hazel."
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"Wart dissolver... You had me at stool softener."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"(SINGSONG) Mrs. Avery!"
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"I've got something for you!"
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"AVERY: (SINGSONG) Better stop singing"
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"or I'll pump you full of lead."
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"What is it?"
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"I got you a book on tape."
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"It's called Cooking with Maya Angelou."
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"MAYA ANGELOU: Chapter one."
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"Homemade bread."
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"Use two cakes of yeast to a cup of water."
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"Add flour."
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"Put it in the oven."
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"And one hour later, I rise!"
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"And side B is I Know Why the Roasted Bird Singes."
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"Enjoy."
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"Hmm."
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