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Clips from MacGruber - Brimstone (S01E01)

"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- The son of a bitch skinned Constantine"
MacGruber
"then used his fucking skin"
MacGruber
"as a protective barrier from the fire."
MacGruber
"- Jesus."
MacGruber
"- Keep an eye on our six, Dawkins."
MacGruber
"He's out there somewhere."
MacGruber
"- On it."
MacGruber
"Can't wait to light this dude up"
MacGruber
"like the fucking 4th of July."
MacGruber
"- Shh, shh, shh, shh."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[twig snaps]"
MacGruber
"Hold your fire! Hold your fire!"
MacGruber
"Just a squirrel."
MacGruber
"Dawkins."
MacGruber
"Dawkins! - [whistles]"
MacGruber
"Looking for this?"
MacGruber
"[screams]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [groans]"
MacGruber
"- Yoo-hoo. [screams]"
MacGruber
"[grunts]"
MacGruber
"[yelling]"
MacGruber
"MacGruber!"
MacGruber
"[screams]"
MacGruber
"[groans]"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- * MacGruber *"
MacGruber
"[fire crackles]"
MacGruber
"- Sir, just got a call from DHS,"
MacGruber
"all borders are secure. - Good."
MacGruber
"Alert JSOC we're going to Threatcon Delta."
MacGruber
"Need to catch these bastards."
MacGruber
"- Barrett."
MacGruber
"- Victoria, what are you doing here?"
MacGruber
"- We need to talk."
MacGruber
"- Honey, I'm really up against it right now."
MacGruber
"- I want to have a child with you."
MacGruber
"- What?"
MacGruber
"- Look, I'm sorry."
MacGruber
"I know you're really up against it right now,"
MacGruber
"but I'm finally ready, and I just had to tell you."
MacGruber
"I'm sorry it's taken me so long,"
MacGruber
"but I've been scared."
MacGruber
"Like mess my pants scared."
MacGruber
"And I'm not scared anymore."
MacGruber
"- Does this have anything to do with MacGruber?"
MacGruber
"- Absolutely not."
MacGruber
"- Then what's changed?"
MacGruber
"- Last night, when you told me MacGruber was dead,"
MacGruber
"I went home and it hit me like a ton of feathers."
MacGruber
"[heartfelt music]"
MacGruber
"I've been sitting around"
MacGruber
"waiting for some prince charming"
MacGruber
"when all along, my Shrek"
MacGruber
"has been standing right in front of me the whole time."
MacGruber
"And I don't want to wait one more second"
MacGruber
"for my fairy tale ending."
MacGruber
"- You mean that, Mrs. Fasoose?"
MacGruber
"- More than anything."
MacGruber
"My decision's final."
MacGruber
"I want to start a family with you."
MacGruber
"- You have no idea how happy that makes me."
MacGruber
"- Oh."
MacGruber
"- Thank you, Victoria."
MacGruber
"- Let's start tonight, okay?"
MacGruber
"I say we try a bunch of times."
MacGruber
"Throw as much spaghetti against the wall as you can muster"
MacGruber
"and see what sticks."
MacGruber
"Really get it up there."
MacGruber
"- Mm-hmm. - [laughs]"
MacGruber
"Sound like a plan, Stan? - It's a date, Kate."
MacGruber
"- Well, I'll let you get back to work, Kirk."
MacGruber
"[laughs]"
MacGruber
"And good luck with the terrorists."
MacGruber
"- [sighs]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Babe, I'm gonna hit the head. Will you grab me some Combos?"
MacGruber
"- Yep."
MacGruber
"- What you looking at, freak?"
MacGruber
"- Be that way."
MacGruber
"[dramatic rock music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [vocalizing]"
MacGruber
"* Tell you something I want you to know *"
MacGruber
"- Rodney, wait. Where are you going?"
MacGruber
"- To kick ass."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Fuck you."
MacGruber
"[heartfelt music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"[sultry R&B music playing]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Perfect."
MacGruber
"- You forgot one thing..."
MacGruber
"- [gasps]"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber."
MacGruber
"- They said you were dead."
MacGruber
"- I'm sorry, Vick,"
MacGruber
"I know it'd be a lot easier for you if I had died."
MacGruber
"- I don't know what you're talking about."
MacGruber
"- I think you do."
MacGruber
"Rose buds, candles, champagne,"
MacGruber
"chocolate covered strawberries."
MacGruber
"[sultry R&B music playing]"
MacGruber
"You're making a child tonight, aren't you?"
MacGruber
"- Yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
MacGruber
"- So I guess it's true,"
MacGruber
"you really have moved on."
MacGruber
"- I guess so."
MacGruber
"- Well, then we'll just"
MacGruber
"have to keep things strictly professional."
MacGruber
"I like this song, Vick. - Thank you."
MacGruber
"- No, thank you for putting such a big night"
MacGruber
"on hold and joining this mission."
MacGruber
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