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Clips from Lucifer - High School Poppycock (S03E03)

"Is that really what you want to talk about, hmm?"
Lucifer
"Well, I mean,"
Lucifer
"I would really like to know."
Lucifer
"Max!"
Lucifer
"What are you doing? Who is that?"
Lucifer
"- Uh... - We were talking."
Lucifer
"And what do you care?"
Lucifer
"You cheated on Max with Tristan."
Lucifer
"That was 15 years ago."
Lucifer
"- Actually, I am still kind of pissed... - Right."
Lucifer
"- ...about that. - I'm sorry I cheated on you,"
Lucifer
"but I only did it because I thought you slept with Emily."
Lucifer
"I would never cheat on you, Jessica."
Lucifer
"I know that now."
Lucifer
"I read 3001."
Lucifer
"It showed me how much you really loved me."
Lucifer
"- Hmm. - You know, sometimes I think about"
Lucifer
"getting back together."
Lucifer
"Mmm."
Lucifer
"- Me, too. - Oh."
Lucifer
"What's going on here?"
Lucifer
"Max, I thought it was gonna be just us."
Lucifer
"I'm not really down for a four-way."
Lucifer
"Make that five."
Lucifer
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm not down, either."
Lucifer
"- Oh. So you were sleeping with Emily... - Oh."
Lucifer
"...weren't you? And then you bring this rando in here, too?"
Lucifer
"- I'm not a "rando." - I-I just met"
Lucifer
"- this rando. - We are never..."
Lucifer
"- Hey. - ...getting back together."
Lucifer
"- You didn't tell her about us? - Jessica, I..."
Lucifer
"- this rando... - Us? - Yes, us."
Lucifer
"- That's what you said. - I never said..."
Lucifer
"- Oh, really, Max? - ...anything like that to you."
Lucifer
"Detective! None of these people killed Kathleen."
Lucifer
"- What? - "Killed"?"
Lucifer
"- What? - "Detective"?"
Lucifer
"I have discovered that they all"
Lucifer
"have the same alibi."
Lucifer
"They broke onto the campus two nights ago"
Lucifer
"and had a party by the pool."
Lucifer
"Didn't you? Hmm?"
Lucifer
"So, Kathleen's killer, not here."
Lucifer
"Look at me, being the responsible one."
Lucifer
"So that's why you were all acting so strangely."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Sorry we didn't invite you, Todd, but, uh..."
Lucifer
"you're not mad, right?"
Lucifer
"You were hanging out with Kathleen anyway."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"Todd was hanging out"
Lucifer
"with Kathleen two nights ago?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, it's what he said in the e-mail."
Lucifer
"I did? I..."
Lucifer
"What? He was an awesome math tutor,"
Lucifer
"and now he helps me with my taxes."
Lucifer
"Detective."
Lucifer
"I think I'm the killer."
Lucifer
"Apparently, Maze took Todd to a steakhouse in Hollywood."
Lucifer
"It is an odd place for a kidnapping, even for Maze."
Lucifer
"And what motive would Todd have to kill Kathleen?"
Lucifer
"- He's not even in the books. - Well, exactly."
Lucifer
"Odd-bod Todd's probably tired of being left out."
Lucifer
"Oh, right, should have thought of that."
Lucifer
"Yes, you should have,"
Lucifer
"but someone was making the case all about themselves."
Lucifer
"Slightly unprofessional, but I forgive you, Detective."
Lucifer
"I know. I can't believe I let myself"
Lucifer
"get so wrapped up in all of that."
Lucifer
"Think I was just trying to make up"
Lucifer
"for all the fun, teenage drama that I missed out on, you know?"
Lucifer
"I didn't even get to go to my own prom."
Lucifer
"It's ridiculous, I know."
Lucifer
"No, it's not."
Lucifer
"And that's the best way to clean out an abscessed tooth."
Lucifer
"How delightful."
Lucifer
"I am so glad we did this."
Lucifer
"I have missed you guys."
Lucifer
"I mean..."
Lucifer
"what's not to miss, right?"
Lucifer
"Mmm."
Lucifer
"- Mmm. - Okay, stop."
Lucifer
"Uh, that's inappropriate."
Lucifer
"We're in a restaurant, Maze."
Lucifer
"Who cares?"
Lucifer
"I care. I mean, I'm just..."
Lucifer
"it ju... it just makes me uncomfortable."
Lucifer
"Oh, it does?"
Lucifer
"Well, does this make you uncomfortable, too?"
Lucifer
"Maze!"
Lucifer
"Maze! Why are you acting like this?"
Lucifer
"Because she knows."
Lucifer
"You know, don't you?"
Lucifer
"And you're torturing us."
Lucifer
"That is so incredibly mean."
Lucifer
"I'm the one who's mean?"
Lucifer
"You're the ones who've been running around,"
Lucifer
"lying to me about this fling for weeks."
Lucifer
"Of course we lied, Maze. Look at you."
Lucifer
"You have a tendency to overreact."
Lucifer
"I do not..."
Lucifer
"- overreact. - Maze."
Lucifer
"- Can we just calm down here? - No!"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"I will not take orders from some pathetic daddy's boy."
Lucifer
"Tell me, Amenadiel."
Lucifer
"Is this the divine purpose your Father sent you here for?"
Lucifer
"So you can bang some... selfish human?"
Lucifer
"Selfish? Selfish?"
Lucifer
"All I do is listen to your problems!"
Lucifer
"Everyone's problems!"
Lucifer
"So, yeah, for once, I put myself first"
Lucifer
"and did what makes me happy."
Lucifer
"So, sue me. Or torture me. Or better yet,"
Lucifer
"why don't you just skewer me with one of your knives?"
Lucifer
"But before you do,"
Lucifer
"know that this wasn't some fling,"
Lucifer
"that what Amenadiel and I found"
Lucifer
"was completely unexpected,"
Lucifer
"but 100% real."
Lucifer
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