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Clips from Lucifer - High School Poppycock (S03E03)

"But you were my friend."
Lucifer
"Maze?"
Lucifer
"LAPD, drop the weapons."
Lucifer
"Yes, I indeed visited Kathleen two nights ago."
Lucifer
"The night she was murdered."
Lucifer
"Kathleen was murdered?"
Lucifer
"Oh, my."
Lucifer
"And y-you think I did it."
Lucifer
"Of course you do."
Lucifer
"The weirdo."
Lucifer
"The outcast."
Lucifer
"I'm used to people judging this book by its cover."
Lucifer
"That's why I swore off social media."
Lucifer
"I still don't even know how Kathleen tracked me down."
Lucifer
"Kathleen tracked zou down?"
Lucifer
"She wanted to discuss"
Lucifer
"the final installment of her series with me."
Lucifer
"Well, why would she talk about that with you?"
Lucifer
"You're not even in the books."
Lucifer
"Yeah. I was surprised, too."
Lucifer
"Turns out, not only was she going to include me"
Lucifer
"in the final book,"
Lucifer
"she was making me the hero."
Lucifer
"Wait, h-hold on, does that mean she let you read the book?"
Lucifer
"Uh, no."
Lucifer
"She didn't want me to read it yet."
Lucifer
"Kathleen was waiting for the reunion."
Lucifer
"She was excited about finishing it in time"
Lucifer
"to show everyone there."
Lucifer
"So you have no idea what's in the afterword?"
Lucifer
"The afterword? No."
Lucifer
"But she did tell me about the story itself."
Lucifer
"How it had a peaceful, grounded ending."
Lucifer
"No scandals, no insiders versus outcasts."
Lucifer
"Just..."
Lucifer
"people finally understanding each other."
Lucifer
"The way she described it, it..."
Lucifer
"...it sounded beautiful."
Lucifer
"- And boring. - And not at all like"
Lucifer
"the action-packed robot ending that the editor told us about."
Lucifer
"I smell a new theory brewing."
Lucifer
"I got to go make a phone call."
Lucifer
"Mr. Green."
Lucifer
"Hi, uh, Detective Decker, LAPD."
Lucifer
"Detective, how can I help you?"
Lucifer
"Um, I was just wondering, did Kathleen ever talk to you"
Lucifer
"about working with a ghostwriter?"
Lucifer
"A ghostwriter? No, wish she had."
Lucifer
"Maybe she would have finished the book sooner."
Lucifer
"Oh, I see."
Lucifer
"So-so, she never mentioned a-a fan-fic writer"
Lucifer
"named Ashley Collins?"
Lucifer
"He's a-a manager at an ice cream shop."
Lucifer
"I think the name's Scoop Science."
Lucifer
"Actually, yeah, Kathleen did mention some sort"
Lucifer
"of overeager fan who invented some special flavor for her."
Lucifer
"Kind of creeped her out."
Lucifer
"Wh-Why are you asking? Is this Ashley a suspect?"
Lucifer
"Oh, well, I can't divulge any of that information at this time."
Lucifer
"But you've been incredibly helpful, Mr. Green."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"You in the mood for some ice cream?"
Lucifer
"Hello, Vincent."
Lucifer
"Looking for Ashley? Sorry to disappoint."
Lucifer
"- What are you doing here? - Drop the gun."
Lucifer
"You're under arrest for the murder of Kathleen Pike."
Lucifer
"You lied to us, Vincent."
Lucifer
"I called Ashley. He confirmed"
Lucifer
"that the robot ending was his version and not Kathleen's."
Lucifer
"- Th-That means nothing. - But it is suspicious."
Lucifer
"So I looked at traffic footage."
Lucifer
"You went to Kathleen's house the night of the murder."
Lucifer
"But, Detective, didn't he tell us he didn't go"
Lucifer
"over there till the next morning?"
Lucifer
"Fine. Yes, I was at Kathleen's that night."
Lucifer
"If you had waited five years for that damn book like I did,"
Lucifer
"you wouldn't want to wait another second for it either."
Lucifer
"But once you got it, you didn't like what you read,"
Lucifer
"- did you? - I was horrified."
Lucifer
"She ended the series in the most boring way possible."
Lucifer
"And you were worried about the sales."
Lucifer
"We'd lose millions"
Lucifer
"without the right ending. Ashley's."
Lucifer
"So you and Kathleen argued over which one to use."
Lucifer
"She refused to use the good version."
Lucifer
"So, yeah, I threw her stupid typewriter at her."
Lucifer
"But even with Kathleen gone, you knew"
Lucifer
"that you couldn't publish Ashley's ending as hers."
Lucifer
"So you came here to tie up the one loose end."
Lucifer
"Now, tell me, Vincent..."
Lucifer
"Kathleen's manuscript,"
Lucifer
"where is it?"
Lucifer
"I don't have it."
Lucifer
"I destroyed it."
Lucifer
"You did what?"
Lucifer
"I couldn't let anybody read that pathetic joke of an ending!"
Lucifer
"But I needed to read the afterword"
Lucifer
"so I could fix my problem,"
Lucifer
"- and now you're saying it's gone?! - Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"back off."
Lucifer
"What did it say?"
Lucifer
"- The afterword? - Yes!"
Lucifer
"How did she fix her block?"
Lucifer
"I don't know! She said inspiration came"
Lucifer
"when she realized she couldn't go back"
Lucifer
"and change what she'd done."
Lucifer
"Well, that doesn't help me at all!"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, stop!"
Lucifer
"Now I'm never gonna figure out how to..."
Lucifer
"Are you okay?"
Lucifer
"No, Detective."
Lucifer
"Far from it."
Lucifer
"Remind me to never go on another blind date ever again."
Lucifer
"Mm-mm. Oh, I don't know,"
Lucifer
"I thought you and Todd really made a connection."
Lucifer
"Okay, so I've been thinking."
Lucifer
"- Yeah. - A lot."
Lucifer
"Pretty crazy what Maze did."
Lucifer
"I'll say."
Lucifer
"But she was right."
Lucifer
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