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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

"You'll stick out like a sore cop."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"Where did you get this dress anyhow?"
Lucifer
"Oh, it was left behind by one of my overnight guests."
Lucifer
"What was she wearing when she left?"
Lucifer
"- A smile. - Mm."
Lucifer
"If I get an STD from this thing, I'm gonna kill you."
Lucifer
"Oh, there he is."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Oh, he doesn't look suspicious at all."
Lucifer
"Hmm, so what's the plan, Detective?"
Lucifer
"Avoid him for now."
Lucifer
"Mingle, find people who were at the party last week."
Lucifer
"See if anyone saw Carver with our missing girl."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"Hi."
Lucifer
"- Are you from Tennessee? - No."
Lucifer
"Because you're"
Lucifer
"the only ten I see."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Oh, you poor soul."
Lucifer
"Does that actually work?"
Lucifer
"- No. - No, I didn't think so."
Lucifer
"(laughs) It's cute."
Lucifer
"It-it is?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Y-You're cute. You're really cute."
Lucifer
"Hey, were you at that party last week?"
Lucifer
"Uh, no, actually, this is my first."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"MAN: I love this song! Okay."
Lucifer
"Hey, oh, were you at the party last week?"
Lucifer
"Uh, I think the dress may have backfired, actually."
Lucifer
"I think we've been spotted."
Lucifer
"Clearly a man with nothing to hide."
Lucifer
"Move!"
Lucifer
"Get out of the way! (people screaming)"
Lucifer
"Just..."
Lucifer
"get out."
Lucifer
"Move!"
Lucifer
"Just come..."
Lucifer
"Give me the gun, Carver."
Lucifer
"Just-just let me go, okay? I need to go!"
Lucifer
"I'm afraid that's not possible,"
Lucifer
"but I do have another option for you."
Lucifer
"How about a broken back, hmm?"
Lucifer
"(groans)"
Lucifer
"You don't understand, I have to go!"
Lucifer
"They're gonna kill her now!"
Lucifer
"You just killed Lindsay!"
Lucifer
"They? They who?"
Lucifer
"The people who took her."
Lucifer
"Where is Lindsay?"
Lucifer
"I don't know, okay?"
Lucifer
"I swear to you, somebody kidnapped her."
Lucifer
"If that's the case, then why wouldn't you go to the cops?"
Lucifer
"Because they said they'd kill her if I did."
Lucifer
"Maybe they already have."
Lucifer
"Excuse me, dear, I don't know why we bother"
Lucifer
"with all these pithy little police questions."
Lucifer
"Tell me..."
Lucifer
"...what game's the player playing, eh?"
Lucifer
"What are you after?"
Lucifer
"I just want Lindsay back."
Lucifer
"I swear,"
Lucifer
"I would never hurt her."
Lucifer
"I love her."
Lucifer
"But she's a fluffy bunny."
Lucifer
"You're a wolf."
Lucifer
"You-You've built an empire on the objectification of women."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I know. I'm a complete hypocrite."
Lucifer
"But I-I would give anything to get her back."
Lucifer
"You humans."
Lucifer
"(chuckles): You never cease to amaze."
Lucifer
"Okay, Carver,"
Lucifer
"say what you're saying is true."
Lucifer
"How long have you and Lindsay been together?"
Lucifer
"Four months."
Lucifer
"Next Tuesday."
Lucifer
"I tried to keep it quiet,"
Lucifer
"'cause, you know, I'm the man and everything."
Lucifer
"I guess it got out."
Lucifer
"So you're saying you slept"
Lucifer
"with Lindsay on multiple occasions,"
Lucifer
"but you still want to be with her?"
Lucifer
"Yes, and for the rest of my life."
Lucifer
"Well, after four months,"
Lucifer
"you haven't got her, you know, out of your system? (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"How's that possible?"
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Okay."
Lucifer
"You have no idea where they're holding Lindsay?"
Lucifer
"No. But they did send this to me..."
Lucifer
"...after the seminar."
Lucifer
"Said no more cops or she's dead."
Lucifer
"So the kidnappers were there yesterday watching you."
Lucifer
"CARVER: I just hope they weren't at the party."
Lucifer
"If they hurt her, I..."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: It's okay."
Lucifer
"Is there anyone you suspect"
Lucifer
"that might do this to you?"
Lucifer
"Enemies?"
Lucifer
"Uh, I'm kind of a polarizing guy."
Lucifer
"Okay, the hater list is long."
Lucifer
"Hello there, this is Lucifer Morningstar."
Lucifer
"Who are you talking to?"
Lucifer
"- Shh. - Do not shush me."
Lucifer
"Who's on the phone?"
Lucifer
"All one word, that's right."
Lucifer
"Yes, I'll be speaking on Carver's behalf"
Lucifer
"from now on."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) No, I'm not a cop."
Lucifer
"I assure you."
Lucifer
"- Is that the... - Yes, it's the kidnappers."
Lucifer
"What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Of course we have the money."
Lucifer
"Just give me a time and location."
Lucifer
"(tutting)"
Lucifer
"Give me the phone."
Lucifer
"No, I promise you, no police."
Lucifer
"All right? Okay, then."
Lucifer
"- See you shortly. Bye-bye. - Wait, wait."
Lucifer
"Wait, we need proof of life."
Lucifer
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