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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

"Oh."
Lucifer
"Um, just a minute."
Lucifer
"How do we know Lindsay's still alive?"
Lucifer
"No, they've hung up."
Lucifer
"What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Not to worry. I've handled it."
Lucifer
"I'll be making an exchange on your behalf this evening."
Lucifer
"Cash for your lady love, all right?"
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"Uh, but why would you do that for me?"
Lucifer
"Well, (chuckles) isn't it obvious?"
Lucifer
"Number two on your list: be a protector."
Lucifer
"Is it working?"
Lucifer
"You're not doing this alone."
Lucifer
"Afraid so. I promised, no police."
Lucifer
"A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil. (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Besides, I'm the only one not risking his life on this."
Lucifer
"Immortal, remember?"
Lucifer
"(phone chimes)"
Lucifer
"LINDSAY (crying): Carver,"
Lucifer
"I'm all right."
Lucifer
"I'm a..."
Lucifer
"I don't know where I am."
Lucifer
"Please come get me."
Lucifer
"I love you."
Lucifer
"Please. (sobbing)"
Lucifer
"I'm coming with you."
Lucifer
"No, I can't let you do that."
Lucifer
"I'm not gonna call this in, but you have to stay here."
Lucifer
"No discussion. I'm coming with you."
Lucifer
"Fine."
Lucifer
"You'll have to wait in the car."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"Ten more minutes."
Lucifer
"Patience."
Lucifer
"Something doesn't feel right."
Lucifer
"Well, of course it doesn't. It's a kidnapping."
Lucifer
"Cool ranch puff?"
Lucifer
"No, thanks."
Lucifer
"- No? - Mm."
Lucifer
"It's funny, isn't it? You'd think the king of hellfire"
Lucifer
"would be more of a flaming hot guy, but love these bad boys."
Lucifer
"Okay, let's say you really are the Devil."
Lucifer
"All-powerful, immortal, blah, blah, blah."
Lucifer
"Does that mean you don't feel pain at all?"
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"I like this line of questioning."
Lucifer
"Does this mean you're finally coming around?"
Lucifer
"No. Just answer the question."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Well, I... I do feel something,"
Lucifer
"but it's not pain so much as, uh,"
Lucifer
"a pressure, a nuisance, really."
Lucifer
"Okay, so what does it feel like if you get shot?"
Lucifer
"Ow."
Lucifer
"Well, you asked."
Lucifer
"But that's it? Like, a bullet just bounces off you?"
Lucifer
"Well, there's no wound or blood, if that's what you mean."
Lucifer
"Can verify with something sharp if you like."
Lucifer
"No, it's not necessary. It's tempting though."
Lucifer
"Huh."
Lucifer
"So, does this mean that you believe me?"
Lucifer
"I'm afraid I can't offer"
Lucifer
"anything obvious like a tail as proof."
Lucifer
"- And so no horns. - No, afraid not."
Lucifer
"That's the stuff of movies and TV."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"They always get it wrong."
Lucifer
"Well, look, I-I (laughs) have to admit,"
Lucifer
"I've seen some things I can't explain,"
Lucifer
"but I don't believe in all that Bible stuff."
Lucifer
"So you're an atheist. How ironic."
Lucifer
"No, not exactly."
Lucifer
"I do believe there's good and evil and right and wrong."
Lucifer
"But the whole fiery damnation thing, no."
Lucifer
"Does it scare you?"
Lucifer
"No, I mean, how could I be"
Lucifer
"scared of something that I don't believe in?"
Lucifer
"Do I scare you?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer