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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

But trust me, it'd be a win-win.

"But trust me, it'd be a win-win."

Lucifer

And probably another win after that.

"And probably another win after that."

Lucifer

I mean, I have tremendous stamina.

"I mean, I have tremendous stamina."

Lucifer

There's a girl missing, Lucifer.

"There's a girl missing, Lucifer."

Lucifer

She's probably in some hellhole somewhere,

"She's probably in some hellhole somewhere,"

Lucifer

scared out of her mind, if she's even still alive.

"scared out of her mind, if she's even still alive."

Lucifer

And I found out the party is a cash-only event.

"And I found out the party is a cash-only event."

Lucifer

That's a first for Carver.

"That's a first for Carver."

Lucifer

So our only suspect's

"So our only suspect's"

Lucifer

probably about to run off to Mexico,

"probably about to run off to Mexico,"

Lucifer

and you're worried about boning me?

"and you're worried about boning me?"

Lucifer

You're right. Sorry.

"You're right. Sorry."

Lucifer

- Let's find the girl. Okay? - Yes.

"- Let's find the girl. Okay? - Yes."

Lucifer

Sex later.

"Sex later."

Lucifer

Kidding.

"Kidding."

Lucifer

Sort of.

"Sort of."

Lucifer

(sighs)

"(sighs)"

Lucifer

So where's the party?

"So where's the party?"

Lucifer

- Cold Bar. - Really?

"- Cold Bar. - Really?"

Lucifer

Well, that place is notoriously overpriced to rent.

"Well, that place is notoriously overpriced to rent."

Lucifer

If Carver wants cash, he shouldn't have it there.

"If Carver wants cash, he shouldn't have it there."

Lucifer

No, he shouldn't.

"No, he shouldn't."

Lucifer

I think I just figured out how you can fix this.

"I think I just figured out how you can fix this."

Lucifer

Oh?

"Oh?"

Lucifer

Do tell.

"Do tell."

Lucifer

(wings whooshing)

"(wings whooshing)"

Lucifer

Miss me?

"Miss me?"

Lucifer

I know why you're here.

"I know why you're here."

Lucifer

I won't help you, Amenadiel.

"I won't help you, Amenadiel."

Lucifer

One way or another, Maze,

"One way or another, Maze,"

Lucifer

I am gonna change your mind, so...

"I am gonna change your mind, so..."

Lucifer

You're gonna help me get Lucifer back to Hell.

"You're gonna help me get Lucifer back to Hell."

Lucifer

Don't make it painful.

"Don't make it painful."

Lucifer

(laughs)

"(laughs)"

Lucifer

You forget.

"You forget."

Lucifer

I love pain.

"I love pain."

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

(grunting)

"(grunting)"

Lucifer

I'm an angel.

"I'm an angel."

Lucifer

You can't beat me, little demon.

"You can't beat me, little demon."

Lucifer

Stop and hear me out.

"Stop and hear me out."

Lucifer

(chuckles)

"(chuckles)"

Lucifer

Men...

"Men..."

Lucifer

...they always want to talk.

"...they always want to talk."

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

(grunts)

"(grunts)"

Lucifer

Enough!

"Enough!"

Lucifer

We want the same thing!

"We want the same thing!"

Lucifer

Oh, do we?

"Oh, do we?"

Lucifer

Let's see.

"Let's see."

Lucifer

Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

Lucifer

Did I hit a nerve?

"Did I hit a nerve?"

Lucifer

Mazikeen, we both know

"Mazikeen, we both know"

Lucifer

that something has fundamentally changed in Lucifer.

"that something has fundamentally changed in Lucifer."

Lucifer

Now, aren't you even the least bit concerned?

"Now, aren't you even the least bit concerned?"

Lucifer

No.

"No."

Lucifer

It's a phase. It'll pass.

"It's a phase. It'll pass."

Lucifer

You're lying to me.

"You're lying to me."

Lucifer

You're lying to yourself.

"You're lying to yourself."

Lucifer

Now, we can help each other.

"Now, we can help each other."

Lucifer

We can get him back to where he belongs,

"We can get him back to where he belongs,"

Lucifer

if you could just provide me with a weak spot.

"if you could just provide me with a weak spot."

Lucifer

Some insight.

"Some insight."

Lucifer

No...

"No..."

Lucifer

means no.

"means no."

Lucifer

"♪♪"

Lucifer

Uh... hello?

"Uh... hello?"

Lucifer

Uh, Lucifer?

"Uh, Lucifer?"

Lucifer

LUCIFER: Be out in a moment. Just getting ready.

"LUCIFER: Be out in a moment. Just getting ready."

Lucifer

Okay.

"Okay."

Lucifer

Uh, did you do what I told you to do

"Uh, did you do what I told you to do"

Lucifer

and call Carver about the Player's Club?

"and call Carver about the Player's Club?"

Lucifer

LUCIFER: Make yourself a drink, Detective.

"LUCIFER: Make yourself a drink, Detective."

Lucifer

No. No. No more drinks.

"No. No. No more drinks."

Lucifer

No more blurred lines.

"No more blurred lines."

Lucifer

No more breaking into my house or trying to sleep with me.

"No more breaking into my house or trying to sleep with me."

Lucifer

Look, this is a professional relationship.

"Look, this is a professional relationship."

Lucifer

I'm a police officer, and you...

"I'm a police officer, and you..."

Lucifer

(gasps)

"(gasps)"

Lucifer

(laughs)

"(laughs)"

Lucifer

...are naked. Oh...

"...are naked. Oh..."

Lucifer

Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday,

"Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday,"

Lucifer

I decided turnabout's fair play.

"I decided turnabout's fair play."

Lucifer

You know, tit for tat sort of thing. (chuckles)

"You know, tit for tat sort of thing. (chuckles)"

Lucifer

This is beyond inappropriate.

"This is beyond inappropriate."

Lucifer

And brave, wouldn't you say?

"And brave, wouldn't you say?"

Lucifer

Number three on the C.K.C. list: take risks.

"Number three on the C.K.C. list: take risks."

Lucifer

(clears throat)

"(clears throat)"

Lucifer

Okay. Just...

"Okay. Just..."

Lucifer

Lucifer, put some freakin' clothes on.

"Lucifer, put some freakin' clothes on."

Lucifer

All right.

"All right."

Lucifer

But seriously, darling, are you well?

"But seriously, darling, are you well?"

Lucifer

The berries are ripe and ready to be harvested.

"The berries are ripe and ready to be harvested."

Lucifer

I mean, look at me.

"I mean, look at me."

Lucifer

Huh?

"Huh?"

Lucifer

Now, you can't argue with that, can you?

"Now, you can't argue with that, can you?"

Lucifer

What happened to...

"What happened to..."

Lucifer

My God.

"My God."

Lucifer

Oh, oh.

"Oh, oh."

Lucifer

Well, yes, I suppose it is his fault.

"Well, yes, I suppose it is his fault."

Lucifer

Whose fault?

"Whose fault?"

Lucifer

My father.

"My father."

Lucifer

Your dad did that to you?

"Your dad did that to you?"

Lucifer

No, no, no. That's where I cut my wings off.

"No, no, no. That's where I cut my wings off."

Lucifer

- (sighs) What? - Well, I didn't.

"- (sighs) What? - Well, I didn't."

Lucifer

Maze did. I told her to.

"Maze did. I told her to."

Lucifer

N-No.

"N-No."

Lucifer

Seriously.

"Seriously."

Lucifer

What is that?

"What is that?"

Lucifer

Don't, please.

"Don't, please."

Lucifer

Okay.

"Okay."

Lucifer

I should get dressed.

"I should get dressed."

Lucifer

Otherwise, we'll miss the party.

"Otherwise, we'll miss the party."

Lucifer

So you did make the call?

"So you did make the call?"

Lucifer

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes."

Lucifer

Party's at Lux.

"Party's at Lux."

Lucifer

Turns out, the words "open bar" are indeed effective.

"Turns out, the words "open bar" are indeed effective."

Lucifer

So good on you.

"So good on you."

Lucifer

- Okay. - Can't go wearing

"- Okay. - Can't go wearing"

Lucifer

that scruffy little getup.

"that scruffy little getup."

Lucifer

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