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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

"Fine, fine, fine, fine."
Lucifer
"But somebody please flip the omelet"
Lucifer
"if it's not already ruined."
Lucifer
"Hey, Dan, I'm..."
Lucifer
"Really, Chloe?"
Lucifer
"I'm disappointed in you."
Lucifer
"♪ Oh ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Oh ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Black is the Devil, dark is the night... ♪"
Lucifer
"Good. Right, you're here. Um, I need to chat."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, we don't have an appointment."
Lucifer
"Something very disturbing's just happened."
Lucifer
"It's horrific, really."
Lucifer
"Uh, for the second time,"
Lucifer
"I've been thrown out of a woman's house."
Lucifer
"Okay, sorry, uh, Lu..."
Lucifer
"I mean, I'm starting to wonder"
Lucifer
"if the detective has some sort of biological dysfunction."
Lucifer
"- Lucifer. - 'Cause, I mean, I appeal"
Lucifer
"to the virile urge in all women."
Lucifer
"Certainly, well, certainly you can attest to that, can't you?"
Lucifer
"Uh, Lucifer, stop."
Lucifer
"Yes, of course, sorry. Payment first."
Lucifer
"Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No! No!"
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, this is George."
Lucifer
"George, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, George."
Lucifer
"(chuckles softly)"
Lucifer
"Oops."
Lucifer
"- Dan, if you're here to scold me... - No."
Lucifer
"I just got off the phone with the lieutenant."
Lucifer
"There's a case."
Lucifer
"Day four."
Lucifer
"Down to three meat sticks, a half a bottle of water,"
Lucifer
"217 miles to L.A."
Lucifer
"I'm not sure we're gonna make it,"
Lucifer
"'cause my brother drives like a narcoleptic old lady."
Lucifer
"Say hi, Grandma!"
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"No, that's our only nourishment!"
Lucifer
"DAN: Her name's Lindsay Jolson."
Lucifer
"Just turned 22."
Lucifer
"She went missing catering a Players' Club event."
Lucifer
"Players' Club?"
Lucifer
"It's one of those skeezy pickup artist groups."
Lucifer
"You know, that teach geeks how to be sex gods."
Lucifer
"Got it."
Lucifer
"Lindsay was last seen talking to the lead scumbag."
Lucifer
"The founder, Carver Cruz."
Lucifer
"So he was interrogated?"
Lucifer
"Yep, but his lawyer did all the talking."
Lucifer
"And with no proof, we're stuck."
Lucifer
"But there's a Players' seminar and after-party today."
Lucifer
"And you need to go undercover."
Lucifer
"Why me? I'm homicide."
Lucifer
"Because you're our best way in."
Lucifer
"- I am? - Apparently these events"
Lucifer
"are pretty exclusive, and when I saw the guest list,"
Lucifer
"I recognized one of the names."
Lucifer
"I guess a lot"
Lucifer
"of high-end club owners are invited."
Lucifer
"Oh, come on."
Lucifer
"No. You're kidding."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) I wish I was."
Lucifer
"- Lucifer's on the list? - Yeah."
Lucifer
"Yeah, of course he is."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Look..."
Lucifer
"the last thing I want is the guy I found"
Lucifer
"making my half-naked wife breakfast this morning"
Lucifer
"spending more time with her,"
Lucifer
"separated or not."
Lucifer
"But..."
Lucifer
"This is the best option."
Lucifer
"I wouldn't ask, but I just keep thinking,"
Lucifer
"what if this was our daughter?"
Lucifer
"The detective seems like a very lovely woman."
Lucifer
"Well, I suppose, but still, she's human."
Lucifer
"Why is she able to refuse my charms?"
Lucifer
"I mean, is this thing on?"
Lucifer
"Yes, yes."
Lucifer
"Definitely on."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"It's not that you're afraid"
Lucifer
"that you don't have power over Chloe."
Lucifer
"It's that you're afraid that she has power over you,"
Lucifer
"but neither one is true."
Lucifer
"- No? - No."
Lucifer
"People don't have power over us."
Lucifer
"We give it to them."
Lucifer
"You have to take your power back."
Lucifer
"Right, go on."
Lucifer
"You say she's nothing special, but I think you've put her"
Lucifer
"on a pedestal."
Lucifer
"You need to really get to know her,"
Lucifer
"warts and all. (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"I'm sure she has some."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"So, (clears throat) demystify her"
Lucifer
"by bringing her back down to your own level."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"It's not her, it's me."
Lucifer
"I need to take back control."
Lucifer
"I need to behave like I always have."
Lucifer
"Good. So you understand."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Yes. (chuckles)"
Lucifer
"I mean, it seems obvious now, actually."
Lucifer
"I need to have sex with her."
Lucifer
"Uh... no, uh, that's not what I said."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, you're a genius."
Lucifer
"I mean, that's the best way to lose interest, right?"
Lucifer
"Right. Good-o."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"Thanks, love."
Lucifer
"Oh, sure."
Lucifer
"Payment next time, okay? Uh..."
Lucifer
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