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Clips from Lucifer - Manly Whatnots (S01E01)

"Remember last week, I told you that boy Noah"
Lucifer
"kept throwing French fries at me at lunchtime?"
Lucifer
"- Mm-hmm. - And you said"
Lucifer
"it actually might mean he likes me?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Well, since you shot Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"it must mean you really like him."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"You know, it is bedtime, you little weasel."
Lucifer
"(both laugh) You weasel. I'm gonna get you."
Lucifer
"Story time! Story time!"
Lucifer
"(door opens)"
Lucifer
"(Lucifer groans)"
Lucifer
"(panting)"
Lucifer
"I know."
Lucifer
"Tough day at the office."
Lucifer
"What happened to you?"
Lucifer
"Oh, you'll never guess."
Lucifer
"She shot me."
Lucifer
"And I bled."
Lucifer
"What? That's not possible."
Lucifer
"- I know. - What's causing this?"
Lucifer
"Is there something you're not telling me?"
Lucifer
"- Previously on Lucifer... - You're the Lord of Hell, for crying out loud."
Lucifer
"I'm retired, Maze. I've got nothing but time."
Lucifer
"How could you possibly help me?"
Lucifer
"I have the ability"
Lucifer
"Don't think about it too much. It's exciting."
Lucifer
"to draw out people's forbidden desires."
Lucifer
"I got it. The name, the whole Lucifer thing,"
Lucifer
"and desire's like your superpower."
Lucifer
"It's more like a gift from God, really."
Lucifer
"No, it's dangerous."
Lucifer
"I saw Lucifer do some things that I can't explain."
Lucifer
"Is Lucifer a magician?"
Lucifer
"That's sort of what I'm trying to figure out."
Lucifer
"We've had our fun here, Lucifer, but this can't happen."
Lucifer
"You were once the brightest of all of God's angels."
Lucifer
"And now,"
Lucifer
"your time here on Earth"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"is affecting you, dear brother."
Lucifer
"You're changing."
Lucifer
"My life is change."
Lucifer
"What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"Tell me we're going home."
Lucifer
"Ooh, how's your ex? Detective Douche?"
Lucifer
"You like working with the detective, don't you?"
Lucifer
"I told you, I'm good at punishing people."
Lucifer
"On the contrary, Maze."
Lucifer
"Nay, I'm the best at punishing bad people."
Lucifer
"Yeah, well, I think you don't just enjoy"
Lucifer
"punishing the bad guys."
Lucifer
"The fun's just begun."
Lucifer
"I think you're starting to like"
Lucifer
"seeking justice for the good ones."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"♪ The trees stood like knives ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And claimed us for their own ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I'm sold down the river ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Before I knew I had enough ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Before I knew ♪"
Lucifer
"(gunshot) ♪ I'd sink deeper ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Than where you'll stop... ♪"
Lucifer
"(grunting)"
Lucifer
"He's the Devil!"
Lucifer
"He's the Devil!"
Lucifer
"♪ Stop ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Stop ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Stop, stop, stop. ♪"
Lucifer
"(clattering)"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(thump) (gasps)"
Lucifer
"Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"Well,"
Lucifer
"good morning, Detective."
Lucifer
"What the hell are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"- Setting the table. - You broke into my house?"
Lucifer
"Yes, well, I hope you don't mind,"
Lucifer
"but I made a little brekkie."
Lucifer
"You were taking forever in the shower."
Lucifer
"What do you do in there?"
Lucifer
"You are unbelievable!"
Lucifer
"Oh, thank you, but it's you who should take the compliment."
Lucifer
"Really kept things up since Hot Tub High School, haven't we?"
Lucifer
"Ding-dong."
Lucifer
"(sighs) I want to shoot you."
Lucifer
"Tease. Do it."
Lucifer
"I'm immortal, remember?"
Lucifer
"Uh, do you have any truffle oil?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, get out of my house now."
Lucifer
"- We haven't eaten yet. - Out."
Lucifer
"Well, don't we need to discuss the next case?"
Lucifer
"There is no next case."
Lucifer
"- What? - Out."
Lucifer
"We're already late, so let's go."
Lucifer
"Lucifer!"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"What in God's name are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"Nothing in his name. Here on my own, actually."
Lucifer
"BEATRICE: Did you and Mommy"
Lucifer
"have a sleepover?"
Lucifer
"CHLOE: No. No."
Lucifer
"Absolutely not, no."
Lucifer
"What are you guys doing here anyway?"
Lucifer
"She left her bird report here."
Lucifer
"BEATRICE: Want to see?"
Lucifer
"Um, not really. Here, have a snack, child."
Lucifer
"Are you sleeping with this idiot?"
Lucifer
"She hasn't had the pleasure, unfortunately, no."
Lucifer
"Okay, everybody out. Trixie has to get to school."
Lucifer
"I got to get to work. Come on, out, please."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, no, no, you can't throw me out again."
Lucifer
"Again?"
Lucifer
"So this is a habit."
Lucifer
"Yes, shocking, isn't it?"
Lucifer
"- No. - Never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life."
Lucifer
"Well, except for Heaven, of course."
Lucifer
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