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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Christmas Story (S03E03)

"No!"
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"Dad, I'm just trying to spice it up,"
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"like the Kremps do."
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"They're good at family, and now so are we."
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"Trading in your family's tradition"
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"is not being good at family."
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"I mean, what's next? Santa Claus."
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"I did the thing for the blond neighbor people."
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"No more."
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"Understand? No more!"
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"ADULT ADAM: And just when Pops thought it couldn't get any worse..."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS) Hi!"
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"Hello! I brought you some decorations."
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"(GASPS) Oh, my! Oh, my."
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"Your holiday is just so much more vibrant than I remember."
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"Well, we kicked it up a notch."
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"No! Hanukkah only has one notch."
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"Look at this!"
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"That's our Hanukkah bush."
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"You know, I never knew that there were so many similarities"
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"between our two holidays."
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"What is the story behind the Hanukkah bush, anyway?"
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"Yeah, Betty. What is the story?"
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"I mean, obviously, there's a rich cultural significance."
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"Otherwise, why would you do this to me?"
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"Well, the Maccabees only had enough oil for one night,"
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"and it was a miracle."
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"And another miracle,"
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"was the finding of the bush in the temple basement."
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"And they decorated it with festive tchotchkes."
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"So interesting."
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"Where'd they find the tchotchkes?"
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"In their pockets."
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"Tchotchke pockets. They were potchkes."
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"You forgot the part where Aquaman swam to Egypt"
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"and parted the Red Sea with his fish friends"
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"and Moses, the porpoise."
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"Okay, that's enough. You're being ridiculous."
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"I'm ridiculous?"
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"I'll show you who's ridiculous."
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"You'll see."
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"(DOOR CLOSES) POPS: You'll see!"
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"Well, that was the traditional re-enactment"
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"of the storming out of the land of Egypt,"
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"by Aquaman."
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"Whoa."
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"ADULT ADAM: As the holiday break wore on,"
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"Lainey continued to edge me out"
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"of my holiday traditions with Barry."
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"She even edged me off the couch."
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"(RUSTLING)"
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"Shh!"
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"Stop shifting in the beanbag."
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"Lainey and I are trying to watch our favorite movie here."
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"Your favorite movie?"
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"It's supposed to be our favorite movie."
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"Well, it's been re-favorited."
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"That's not even a word."
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"There's no way to know."
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"You know what? Fudge both you guys!"
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"And you've seen the movie, so you know what that means!"
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"Dude, wait. What's your deal?"
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"Did I do something wrong?"
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"Oh, look at you, acting all foxy and innocent."
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"I'm onto you, lady."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"This is the only time all year"
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"that Barry's actually nice to me."
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"But then you crashed our movie and stole ball ball"
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"and ruined everything."
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"I didn't mean to, okay?"
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"I'd never get between two brothers."
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"Again. It happened once at summer camp."
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"There were these hot twins, and..."
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"It's not important."
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"I'll just give you and Barry some time alone."
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"Y-you'd do that for me?"
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"Of course."
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"I think it's really cute that you love your big brother."
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"I'd never get in the way of that."
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"Have fun with Barry. Tell him I'll see him tomorrow."
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"Thanks for being so curvy and understanding."
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"Hey, no problem. Wait, what?"
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"Nothing! See ya."
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"Guess who made caramel corn."
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"Move! That seat is saved for Laineys only."
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"Actually, she had to bail,"
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"but now we get to watch A Christmas Story together,"
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"like we always do."
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"Nyeh. I've seen it a billion times."
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"Wait! Wait! Where you going?"
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"Lainey's. I miss her laugh."
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"That's very sweet and angering!"
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"See? You get it. Bye, nerd."
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"(MUFFLED) Don't leave me! Come back!"
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"ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I decided to get Barry to stay"
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"by breaking the one cardinal rule in our house,"
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"never dare Barry Goldberg."
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"Wait!"
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"You could go see Lainey,"
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"or you could accept my double dog dare."
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"Tell me what it is, and I'll do it right now."
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"I don't know."
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"You'll be way too afraid of this one."
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"Impossible! I was born without the fear gene."
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"It's a medical miracle. Ask any doctor."
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"Okay. It's on."
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"Grab your jacket."
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"Dare complete. I win."
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"Yeah, that's not the dare."
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"Follow me to the tetherball pole."
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"ADULT ADAM: While I was trying to spend time with my brother,"
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"my mom was having the time of her life"
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"with her made-up holiday."
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"Lucky! Stop it!"
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"Hey, honey."
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"Have you been wearing that Santa suit all day?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Turns out these pants keep the fellas warm and toasty."
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"And the girl at Wawa, she gave me a free lotto ticket."
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