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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Ringmaster Keifth (S08E08)

"who left me in the middle of the night..."
Modern Family (2009)
"that was him."
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"And now he's coming here?!"
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"This is no way to ring in a new year."
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"The money has to be here somewhere."
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"This is all the stuff from when we first moved in together."
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"Why do we have a box of doll heads?"
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"Oh, I guess you think it's a coincidence"
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"that we have never had evil spirits in this house."
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"What about these will questions?"
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"If something happens to us, who should raise Joe?"
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"No, Jay, don't say that."
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"All right, look."
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"If someone other than us needs to raise Joe,"
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"I vote Mitch and Cam."
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"Nice balance."
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"Mitch is, uh, responsible, he knows culture,"
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"and Cam is basically a mom who played college football."
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"Plus, Joe and Lily are close in age."
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"Yeah, but isn't she a little..."
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"Direct? You're not wrong."
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"She did five minutes on my nose at Thanksgiving."
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"I mean, it's a little big,"
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"but to say that it has its own zip code,"
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"that was too much for me."
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"- What's this? - No, that is..."
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""If I ever go missing or am found dead,"
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""it was my husband"?"
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"What the hell is this?!"
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"Ay! Calm down."
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"It was when we had our first big fight."
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"Of course I knew that you were not going to kill me."
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"I was just going to run away and frame you."
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"Is it weird we've barely seen Phil since we've been here?"
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"He was always a wanderer."
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"It's the curse of being a genius."
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"Oh."
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"- Phil. - Trinidad and Tobago!"
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"Why are you avoiding Frank?"
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"What?"
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"I'm..."
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"Okay, there's something you don't know."
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"She used to be your babysitter, and you had the hots for her."
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"How?"
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"What is the plan, honey?"
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"Are you just gonna avoid them?"
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"I just need a minute to get comfortable with this, okay?"
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"I mean, did he always have a crush on her,"
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"even when my mom was around?"
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"It's one thing for a 13-year-old"
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"to position his babysitter in front of an open refrigerator"
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"so that he can enjoy the backlit contours of her beautiful body"
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"in the silk blouse he stole from Randall's mother."
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"But if he was doing the same thing?"
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"Uh, moving past your decision"
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"to steal trophy clothing from Randall's mom,"
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"maybe you could just talk to your dad."
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"You know we don't talk in my family."
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"We riff. We do bits."
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"You know how my dad told me my grandmother died?"
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"In a knock-knock joke."
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"That is last year's Phil talking."
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"In the spirit of living more dangerously,"
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"why don't you take an emotional risk"
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"and... and try and have an honest conversation with your father?"
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"Also, while I may not be wearing..."
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"Randall's mothers blouse,"
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"but I thought maybe you'd like..."
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"And he's gone."
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"Uh, da... how am I saying it wrong?"
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"- His name is Keith. - No."
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"Keef?"
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"It couldn't be simpler."
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"K-E-I-F-T-H. Keifth."
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"Fth. Fth."
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"A remarkable name for a remarkable man."
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"Isn't ringmaster basically a ceremonial position?"
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"Uh, wow."
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"I would love to live in your fantasy world"
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"where circuses run themselves."
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"Okay. Call and cancel."
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"Then who's gonna save your dinner?"
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"Besides, we don't even know if the concierge is actually Keifth."
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"I'm gonna forget the velvety baritone"
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"that abandoned me in the middle of the night?"
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"And plus, he walks in here, I lose it,"
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"I don't want Lily to see that."
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"Oh, she's not here."
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"She has that sleepover, and she already leffffth."
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"Without saying goodbye?"
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"Then it hit me."
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"It could be therapeutic for Cam"
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"to see this ridiculously named circus person who deserted him"
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"because that incident could be the very root"
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"of his pretty intense abandonment issues..."
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"which are not unchallenging."
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"Mm."
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"- Where are you going? - To the bathroom."
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"Well, have a nice life."
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"What about Phil and Claire to take care of Joe?"
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"I don't know. Isn't Phil kind of silly?"
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"What are you talking about? Phil is a great father."
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"He's kind."
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"He's fun."
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"Even Lily likes him."
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"But is he too likeable?"
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"Where's the gravitas?"
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"He's full of energy."
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"He's sensitive,"
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"and he never, ever gets grumpy."
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"Fine. Why don't you give Joe to Super Dad right now, then?"
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"Oh, my God, are you really jealous"
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"because Phil might be a better father than you?"
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"I know it's stupid."
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"Not to mention the fact that Joe gets Claire in the deal."
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"She's a fantastic mother."
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"Runs a company, hell of a role model."
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"He could never do better than that for a mother."
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"You know what, Phil and Claire have already raised their kids."
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"I think it's time for them to travel."
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