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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Ringmaster Keifth (S08E08)

"They won't even notice the trapeze act suffering"
Modern Family (2009)
"through the more vivid stages of food poisoning."
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"- That happened. I was there. - Oh."
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"First, I will release a live peacock..."
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"an exotic beauty of the Orient... into the yard."
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"Magical."
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"Then, I will need something to lure him inside"
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"to draw the family's attention."
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"Do you happen to have any Andalusian filberts?"
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"No."
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"Then Cheez-Its will do."
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"Naturally, everyone will be transfixed."
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"And while they're distracted, we will swap out the pigs,"
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"the dinner will be saved, and the show will go on."
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"Just let me sneak a peek at the backyard."
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"Goodbye."
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"Hey, Joe,"
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"what has two heads, four legs, and can fly?"
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"I don't know."
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"Us. Aah!"
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"This is dangerous!"
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"That's how you know we're alive!"
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"It's like I said in my wedding toast..."
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"that bride of yours is fearless."
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"Yeah."
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"Funny thing is, we went to an amusement park earlier today"
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"and she was too scared to get on this one ride."
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"Or she pretended to be"
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"so that I wouldn't have to admit how scared I was."
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"I have a hunch that she's not the only one"
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"who's trying to protect my feelings today."
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"You seem to be rambling, son."
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"When you hugged Claire earlier,"
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"she felt a ring box in your pocket."
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"What? That wasn't a ring box."
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"It was... Where am I? I'm so old and confused."
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"Stop."
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"I'm not gonna say seeing you with Lorraine"
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"wasn't a little bit weird for me."
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"It was a crazy idea."
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"That's not what I'm trying to say."
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"That pig's got to be ready, doesn't it?"
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"Dad, please."
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"Son, can we please not do this?"
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"Fine."
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"- Knock, knock. - That's more like it."
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"Who's there?"
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"- Your son. - Your son, who?"
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"Your son who'd hate to think you threw away a shot at happiness"
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"just to protect his feelings."
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"Here it is. All here. Just take it from me."
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"That's the most stress I've ever felt,"
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"and I spent two weeks underground"
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"as part of an isolation study."
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"Okay. So, I guess now we can finish this."
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"Ay, Mitch. Mitch, come. Help us finish."
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"Okay. Okay. We got to lightning round these forms."
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"You guys are overthinking this."
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"Everybody knows in their heart what they want."
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"They just feel bad about making the decision."
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"So, who will be the executor of your estate? Go."
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"- You. - Aww. Okay."
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"Um, do you want to leave anything to charity?"
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"Yes. 10% to whatever is sexy at the time we die..."
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"like, um, orphans or whatever."
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"Okay, okay, yeah. And what about Stella?"
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"Same as Manny."
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"No, he's asking who's gonna take care of her,"
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"not how much money you're gonna leave to a murderer."
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"No proof of that."
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"Okay, this seems like a whole sidebar,"
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"so we're gonna circle back to that."
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"Um, who do you want as Joe's legal guardian?"
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"No, no, don't think. Just answer, okay?"
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"If something happens to both of you,"
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"who do you want to take care of Joe?"
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"Me, obviously."
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"Ay, Manny, you're too young."
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"Besides, you're about to start your new life soon."
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"Yeah, you should be out sowing your oats or just sewing."
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"That's something you like."
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"I don't see what the big deal is."
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"I'd hire a nanny, sell the house, downsize to a condo."
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"I'm thinking maybe a loft in an up-and-coming arts district."
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"Sure, it'll take me a bit longer to finish college,"
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"but aren't those the best years of life, anyway?"
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"The main thing is, he's my brother."
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"I'm not letting anybody else raise him."
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"Ay, Manny. You're so sweet."
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"Am I the only one unsettled"
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"by how much he's thought about that already?"
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"- Oh, my God! Look! - What?"
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"Cast your spell, nature's kaleidoscope!"
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"Why is there a blue turkey going into the house?"
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"It's a peacock."
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"It's really plowing through the Cheez-Its."
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"Oh, we forgot to put the apple the new pig's mouth."
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"Oh, just leave it."
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"Now that's your answer to everything, isn't it?"
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"I deserve that."
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"I was a fool to think I could get through this"
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"without you bringing up the way I left."
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"Well, you broke my heart."
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"I didn't mean to hurt you, Cameron."
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"I just had to protect myself."
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"When we first met, you were just..."
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"pure, raw potential."
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"Your Missouri twang."
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"The innocent way your shirt cuffs"
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"were no different than your sleeves."
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"Once you emerged from your country cocoon,"
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"I knew it was just a matter of time"
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"before you realized you could do better and moved on."
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"But you never even said goodbye."
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"For all these years, I-I thought it was my fault."
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"Oh, no."
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"No."
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"I was a coward."
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"I just ran away to join another circus."
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"I suppose you could say the..."
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