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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Ringmaster Keifth (S08E08)

"There."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's where my disappear bag was hanging!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You have, like, a hundred missed calls from Gloria."
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"You have to come back right now."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"What?"
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"There must be a bus stop nearby."
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"Until then, just act normal"
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"like we don't have $40,000 on us."
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"Okay, why are you whispering only part of a sentence?"
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"- That's going to attract attention. - Really?"
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"More than you being covered in sweat?"
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"Because you look like a sauna wall."
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"You're right. How do I make myself stop sweating?"
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"I don't know!"
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"Oh, don't cry. Crying's worse than sweating."
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"Oh look, now I'm crying too!"
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"Maybe we can smile our way out of this."
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"Phil?"
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"- Yeah? - Honey, come quick!"
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"- Your dad passed out in the RV. - Oh, my God!"
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"Dad, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, Claire just accidentally sprayed me with a garden hose."
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"Really?"
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"- Oh, Claire? - Sorry, stuck..."
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"like many father-son relationships."
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"So, uh, place looks great."
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"Yeah, Lorraine really spruced it up. Curtains,"
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"brass safety rails over the privy."
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"That was really a lifesaver."
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"She stopped short on the I-90 once."
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"I came rolling out of there like a Chinese acrobat."
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"Well, Lorraine seems good."
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"Hey, so Phil, uh, you seem a little off today."
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"Me and Lorraine... uh, that doesn't bother you, right?"
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"No. No."
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"Good. It's the craziest thing."
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"She re-introduced herself and, uh..."
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"I didn't even remember she was our babysitter."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Then she asked me out,"
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"and you know, I don't get a lot of offers,"
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"so I thought, "What the heck?""
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"Sure. That's what I figured."
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"But, uh, I'm just glad you're having fun."
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"Well, I better go fill this thing up"
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"with some of Jay's expensive Scotch."
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"Oh, actually, I think the door's locked."
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"Oh, no, it's fine."
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"Well, Frank, I'm really sorry about that hose thing."
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"Oh, no hard feelings."
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"Shirt needed freshening anyway."
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"I haven't washed it since we stopped to take pictures at Smokey-Top,"
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"Utah's longest, continuously burning tire fire."
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"As I guess you heard, I had no reason to be worried."
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"He didn't even notice when Lorraine was my babysitter."
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"Plus, they're not even that serious."
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"I felt a ring box in his pocket."
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"What? No way."
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"Yep. There's only one thing shaped like that."
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"No, there isn't. There's a million things..."
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"Rubik's Cube, sewing kit,"
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"souvenir tire keychain from Smokey-Top."
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"I can't think of anything that's not shaped like that."
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"Let's assume for a moment that I am right"
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"and that was a ring box."
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"Maybe it's worth exploring why the idea of your dad remarrying"
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"is setting you off like this."
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"Maybe it's worth exploring why you find so much joy in tearing people down."
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"In previous generations,"
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"they accused people like that of being witches"
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"and threw water at them to see if they screamed."
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"Great."
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"Aah!"
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"Witch."
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"Ah, Mr. Pritchett I presume."
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"Hi. Thank you so much for coming."
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"I'm not sure I caught your name."
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"- Keifth Banks. - Yes."
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"At your..."
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"Mitchell, sorry to interrupt. I didn't know you were with a common worker."
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"Can it be?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Cameron Tucker."
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"Yes. I'm sorry. You are...?"
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"Keifth."
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"Keifth. I-I don't believe I know..."
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"No, C-Cam, didn't you tell me"
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"you once dated someone named Keifth?"
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"Oh, yes. Keifth."
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"What was it you did again?"
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"I remember you wore white gloves and... and gestured a lot."
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"Subway mime?"
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"I commanded a circus."
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"Yes. Now I remember."
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"How have you been?"
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"I see you're in pig delivery now?"
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"I'm a concierge."
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"The circus business has gotten rather difficult."
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"People today, they don't have the patience"
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"for the more elegant pleasures of yesteryear..."
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"men putting their heads into lion's mouths,"
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"unfortunate little people being shot from cannons."
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"I can't believe you... you're meeting up again like this."
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"or... or... or work through."
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"Oh, well, I'm sure Keifth would rather"
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"just make the delivery and disappear."
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"Start there."
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"To the matter at hand."
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"The swap will be difficult."
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"Fortunately, I have had a bit of experience with misdirects..."
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"just tell the audience to keep your eyes on the center ring!"
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"You must have so much to catch up on"
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