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Clips from Weeds - Pinwheels and Whirligigs (S06E06)

"That Mom likes me better now."
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"Pinwheels and whirligigs! Get your pinwheels and whirligigs!"
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"Five for $10!"
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"It spins, it whirls, it's a hee-haw fire-cracking whirligig!"
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"Wow. Do you want one?"
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"Sounds lame."
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"Nope. Thanks, though. Have a good day."
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"First prize in the 21st Annual Butter Sculpture Contest, luxury motor home."
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"Win her today, drive her home tomorrow."
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"That's right, folks. A luxury motor home."
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"You win her today, you drive her home..."
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"Remind me again where we're supposed to be sleeping tonight."
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"Doug, watch the baby."
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"Yeah, don't worry about me. Assholes."
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"Wow!"
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"This thing's insane."
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"- We could live here. - We should. Should. We should live here."
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"Kitchen, living room, bedroom, we could set up a little nursery."
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"Is this Corian?"
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"We wouldn't have to stay in crappy motels."
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"We could stay at national parks, up in the mountains. Anywhere."
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"Plus, we need to dump Cesar's car."
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"Yes, black town car. Classic bad-guy mobile. Very conspicuous."
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"Andy?"
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"- Win this. - On it."
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"So what? It's like a contest? Butter-sculpting?"
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"Yeah, I have no idea, but I'm a consummate contestant."
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"I win shit all the time. Trust me, it's in the bag."
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"Doug? Doug, I'm gonna pretend"
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"that you aren't the reason that we were tracked down"
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"and ask you to watch Stevie for the afternoon."
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"Nance, I raised four kids. Trust me, they all turned out..."
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"Well, I raised four kids."
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"Okay. So, there's a full bottle of formula in the stroller."
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"He likes bird sounds."
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"- No solid food, obviously. - Okay."
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"- No sharp, pointy objects... - I'm good with babies."
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"They see me as a kindred spiritltaller version of themselves."
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"Go, be free. I am Ted Wilson now. Very responsible."
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"I could be a carny."
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"Driving from city to city. Handing out prizes."
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"I once dressed up like the Muffin Man for Halloween. True story."
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"Handed out muffins to all the neighborhood kids."
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"I don't even like muffins."
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"How do you say "muffin" in Mexican?"
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"Right, you can't talk still."
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"How about this, Cheech?"
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"How about we ditch this den of creepy sadness and go have some real fun?"
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"How about that?"
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"Was it cool, shooting someone?"
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"No, it wasn't cool."
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"It wasn't cool. How many times do I have to tell you? Violence isn't cool."
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"- Are you mad at me? - No, I'm not mad."
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"- You sound mad. - I'm not mad."
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"I'm worried that you're becoming..."
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"Like you?"
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"- What? No, that's not... - We're the same."
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"Okay. Don't try to tell me what I am. All right? I know what I am."
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"I've been what I am a lot longer than you've been"
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"what you maybe are."
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"And even if you are "like me," you're still a boy."
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"Smart, so smart, but a little lost."
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"And, Shane, listen,"
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"it's my job to make sure you don't turn out to be a psychopath. Okay?"
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"So if that means dragging you to some amusement park"
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"or slapping you on the head"
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"every time you say "cunt" or "bitch" or "motherfucking cunt,""
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"I'm gonna fucking do it, okay? Because I'm still your mom."
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"And I haven't finished trying to be your mom. Okay?"
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"- Understood? - Yeah."
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"Hi, I would like to sign up for your butter sculpture contest."
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"- Me, too. - Big sculpting fan."
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"Got some pottery experience, never worked in the butter medium before."
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"Although I once made an Aztec temple out of gummy worms and marshmallows."
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"I like art in general."
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"Well, we'd love to have you."
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"Always nice to have a father-son team at the table."
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"I just need you to scribble down your John Hancocks, right here."
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"Only four people."
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"- Pool gets smaller every year. - Really?"
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"Because I figured, you know, it's such a lustrous prize."
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"She's a beaut, isn't she?"
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"Apollo Legend, luxury class A, 360 horsepower."
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"- Even has a fold-out veranda. - Okay. Wow."
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"Donation from our corporate sponsor, big butter family."
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"Owns most of southern Montana."
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"Now, what exactly is a butter sculpture?"
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"Montana's sons and daughters, carved in butter."
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"- So, they're pre-made? - Thirty pounds each."
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"Had to keep them in a rotating cooler all night."
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"Yeah, it's a shame they gotta be destroyed."
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"Destroyed because..."
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"It's an eating contest."
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"- We make them, you eat them. - Right."
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"Anyhoo, contest starts in 20 minutes,"
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"Randy and Michael."
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"This line is ridiculous."
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"Can't we just cut?"
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"- What did we just talk about? - Cursing, violence."
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"Respect. Self-control."
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"I just think outlaws don't wait in line."
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"Outlaws also don't refer to themselves as outlaws. Just FYI."
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"- So, what now? - We wait."
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"Oh, honey."
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"...how much fucking government-subsidized corn we can grow on that land?"
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"In fact, we don't even have to grow it and they'll pay us."
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"- Mom, Mom. Mom! - One more, one more."
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"Yeah."
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"- Are you having a good time? - Yeah."
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"This is taking fucking forever."
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"We should do more things together."
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"We should. Your dad would have liked that."
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"Look at these people."
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"Do you miss him?"
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"Yeah, I do, yeah. But what are you gonna do?"
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"Fuck this. Come on."
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"- Quick, Dylan. - Get in here and stay quiet."
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"Follow Daddy."
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"Mom?"
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