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Clips from Weeds - Pinwheels and Whirligigs (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"- What? - I just love college so much."
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"- Are you sure that's a good idea? - Yes."
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"Geez, God!"
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"- Damn it! - Everyone's gonna be looking for us here."
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"Goodbye, Seattle!"
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"- Kimmie. - Yeah?"
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"Can I borrow your car?"
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"You got a car!"
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"You are the hero of this family."
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"What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"Mom. The fuckers got me."
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"Come on, I've had nothing to eat in three days"
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"except for a linty car French fry."
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"Where's my son?"
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"Your keys. I know where he is."
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"You're not gonna shoot me."
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"- I will if I have to. - But you don't have to."
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"You gonna put a bullet in me, mi hijo?"
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"What do you think?"
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"Please record your message."
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"Esteban, I'm a mother lion,"
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"and you can't defeat a mother lion when you threaten her cubs."
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"I have to disappear now. Good luck with your crime."
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"- Did you kill Pilar? - No."
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"- Do you know who did? - No."
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"Pilar Zuazo turns up dead. Your boss's wife goes missing."
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"Any idea where she might be?"
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"Say it."
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"Seattle was a bust."
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"- You gonna listen to me now? - Yes."
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"- Why? - You're the guru of off the grid."
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"I'm the guru of off the grid."
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"You've got me right here in this car with you, you lucky woman, you."
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"So, are you gonna use me?"
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"You gonna accept my wisdom and experience?"
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"- Are you gonna let me take the lead? - Andy..."
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"- Randy. - Randy, I cede the reins to you,"
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"the expert, the guru, the one who will lead us in a safer, more untrackable direction."
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"Thank you!"
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"It's a great honor. It's an honor that I don't take lightly, to protect, to guide..."
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"- Just fucking lay it out. - Fine, fine. Here we go."
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"To quote Bill Maher, new rules."
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"Number one. Keep moving."
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"We need to widen the gap between us and our aggressors."
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"That means at least another 24 hours on the road."
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"No stopping. No exceptions, except for gas and potty."
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"Hardcore."
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"Rule number two, this one is key,"
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"no social interactions."
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"We go way underground. Seal ourselves off."
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"I'm talking bin Laden, the Unabomber."
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"That guy Sly from Sly and the Family Stone."
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"- Who? - Exactly."
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"Nance? How's this sounding?"
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"Great. Movement, isolation..."
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"- Okay. Anyone have any questions so far? - Yeah."
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"Do I get a road trip spirit name?"
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"No one's chasing you."
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"Are you kidding? I owe Dana thousands in child support."
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"How about "Ted"?"
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"Or "Coward Who Led a Car of Mexicans to Seattle.""
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"- Ted works. - Silas, you okay back there?"
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"- Yeah, I'm great. - We'll stop soon."
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"Just for lunch! I promise. That's it."
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"Then back on the road. Off the grid, Bill Maher."
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"We should take the Lewis and Clark Trail."
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"It goes from Washington State to Washington, D.C."
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"- Why do you know these things? - I'm an autodidact."
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"Also, there's a brochure up front."
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"No historic trails. We gotta think more unpredictably."
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"Now, when I trekked across Alaska,"
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"we only took even-numbered highways and avoided all suspension bridges."
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"That baby doesn't look Mexican."
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"Yeah, he's half. But Mom doesn't like us mentioning that."
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"Well, when she comes back from the bathroom, she can complain about it."
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"No, bad idea."
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"What? This family needs some fun."
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"Way too many people."
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"Come on. Who's gonna spot us in the middle of Montana?"
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"Okay. You just put me in charge."
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"Momentum, seclusion, Andy's plan."
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"He's right. This doesn't seem like the smartest idea right now."
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"I can't believe I have to convince you guys to go to a giant carnival."
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"Look, there's a rodeo!"
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"And a roller coaster."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- Wait, what's going on? - That was Judah's thing. Roller coasters."
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"Really? I thought he was kidding, when he said he designed those."
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"- What did you think he did for a living? - Never really cared."
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"Remember that one idea he had where the seats flipped,"
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"so you didn't actually go upside-down."
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"And David Bowie music was pumped into the headrest."
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"- Lightning Frightening. - Right."
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"He kept a model of it in the garage."
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"Yeah. And he always took us to that one at Six Flags, like every other weekend."
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"That settles it. We're going."
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"- Nance... - For old time's sake."
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"Plus, Shane has been kidnapped, and it's very traumatic."
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"- Being kidnapped. - I wouldn't know."
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"Two hours, tops."
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"I want everybody to clean up before you get back into the car."
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"Change your shirts and your underwear."
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"Hygiene, still important."
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"You need to keep your hat on at all times."
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"These places have tight security, cameras, undercover police."
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"That bearded lady over there, not a lady at all."
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"Safety. We got it. Relax."
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"Relax? You're a squeaky field mouse headed into a bear cave,"
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"except the cave is a swarm of people, okay?"
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"And the mouse is your own ego. Wait, the cave is the..."
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"- You get my point. Ego. - Ego. Ego."
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"Yes. Willful defiance."
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"Because I laid down rules, but you had to break them."
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"I am here because I don't want my kid to miss out on his entire fucking childhood."
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"Okay? It's just fun."
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"Did you see the way I held that gun on Ignacio?"
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"He caved like a coal mine. Fucking payaso amateur."
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"Shane. Get over yourself. No one cares."
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"- You're just jealous. - Of what?"
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