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Clips from Weeds - Pinwheels and Whirligigs (S06E06)

"It's no big deal. We'll all get on eventually."
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"- They totally just cut. - I know, but they're idiots."
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"People in line are gonna get pissed."
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"They're gonna end up at the back where they belong."
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"Forty-nine... Sorry, folks, ride's closing."
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"We open tomorrow at 10:00 if you wanna come back."
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"You've gotta be kidding me."
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"Midway closes early on Wednesdays for maintenance."
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"Well, look, my late husband, this young boy's dead father,"
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"was a roller coaster designer, so it's kind of a family tradition."
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"- And what's two more people? - Lf I let you on, I'd have to let everybody."
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"Right."
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"- Wait here. - I'm coming."
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"- Excuse me. - What?"
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"I believe that you were behind me in the line."
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"No."
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"Yes."
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"You guys aren't gonna say anything?"
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"- This man just cut right in front of you. - It's okay."
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"Look, lady, we're not breaking any laws."
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"So? It's completely unacceptable and rude."
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"Not to mention crappy! Excuse me."
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"What about you? Big man? You were behind me in line."
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"This guy cut in front of us. Come here, come here."
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"You gonna let him do that?"
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"You're gonna let him do whatever he wants and walk all over you?"
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"- Fuck no. - Fuck no!"
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"Hey, Bruce, get the fuck out of the line, you cutter."
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"Lick my balls, Jimmy. You're just mad 'cause I thought of it first."
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"- Hey! That ain't right! - Shut it, Sandy!"
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"Hey, you don't say "shut it" to my wife!"
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"- She was my wife first! - Take it easy."
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"Been there, done that. I traded up, Ned!"
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"- Fuck you! - Kick his ass!"
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"Get in there, honey! Kick his ass!"
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"- Yeah, Jimmy? - Yeah! Kick his ass!"
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"Shut up, you coward!"
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"Let's go! Lick his balls!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"Okay."
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"Here you go. Just let the flavor melt in your mouth."
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"Wash it down with a little bit of ice-cream."
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"Hungry yet?"
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"Not enough to eat 30 pounds of milk fat. You?"
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"Getting there."
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"This is tasty."
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"It's leftover from Seattle. I just added a little cinnamon for flavor."
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"Sometimes I think you're the son I never had."
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"Thanks."
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"I'm serious."
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"I feel a special kinship."
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"Because we're related."
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"I'm talking a spiritual kinship."
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"A shared sensitivity of the spirit"
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"combined with what I like to call "untapped potential.""
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"Plus, the whole sneaking onto a college campus thing."
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"Very Andy circa '87."
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"I'm applying."
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"- What? - Or Mike Newman is."
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"I grabbed a common app back in Seattle."
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"- Does Mom know? - No."
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"- And you can't tell her. - No."
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"- Promise? - Yeah, okay. Wow!"
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"Really? Okay."
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"There's this question on the application."
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""Evaluate a significant experience, achievement,"
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""or ethical dilemma you've faced.""
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"Ethical dilemma?"
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"- What are you gonna do? - I don't know."
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"But I do know"
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"that I don't wanna end up like Mom and Shane."
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"Hey! Come on."
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"They're flawed."
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"Like us, like everybody."
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"I'm serious."
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"I feel like a complete asshole for stealing Kimmie's car."
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"I wanna earn my own way, or whatever."
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"Do things..."
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"Do things right."
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"Randy and Mike Newman, to the dairy platform."
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"Randy and Mike Newman, please report to the dairy platform."
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"That's us."
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"You're next, buddy! Get ready!"
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"Don't smile. You have to try things the right way first."
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"Then, and only then, incite a crowd, whatever."
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"Don't tell Uncle Andy we cut the line."
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"We have a winner!"
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"Coming through, folks."
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"- Is he gonna be okay? - He's fine. Minor heart attack."
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"Not good for the ticker, eating that much butter."
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"- Right. - That was some work you did back there."
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"I know! I was a proud father today."
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"Thanks."
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"I feel pretty gross."
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"Yeah, I'm sure that'll pass when you're sitting in your brand-new mobile home."
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"So, how do we do this? Is there a claim center or..."
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"No, right here. Got some forms to fill out. Tax mumbo-jumbo."
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"- Forms? - Yeah. State law requires us to submit"
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"Social Security numbers to the county clerk before we hand out any major prizes."
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"Only exceptions are antiques and tropical fish."
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"And what if we... He doesn't have a Social Security number?"
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"That's fine. You just jot down your tax ID number."
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"- Can we have a minute? - Sure."
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"When you're done,"
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"they're gonna wanna take a picture of the big winner for The Chronicle."
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"Fucking damn it."
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"- How was he? - Great. Napped most of the day."
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"And you were right about those bird sounds."
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"Sleep, chirp, sleep, chirp."
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"- Doug. - What?"
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"- I didn't do anything. - Still full."
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"He wasn't hungry."
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"Irresponsible, Doug. He's a baby. He needs his bottle."
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"Jesus Christ, it's like I have to do everything myself."
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"Thanks, for today."
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"I love you."
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"But get in the back."
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"- Are you mad at me? - Yes, I'm mad at you."
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"I was giving you the silent treatment."
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"- Come on. You had fun. - Okay, I had a little fun."
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