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Clips from Weeds - To Moscow, and Quickly (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"I'll lead in the Godmobile. You follow."
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"We gonna sleep in that thing tonight?"
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"Tonight, and the rest of our lives on the lam."
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"Any idea where she might be?"
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"I want to see those washers going 24l7."
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"This family's gonna make hash. Lots of it."
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"Won't that be nice?"
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"I'm in charge of Avi."
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"- You guys are a bad influence. - What?"
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"You're not a bad influence because you're a drug dealer."
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"That's right."
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"You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer."
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"I've just reached my limit of deep outlaw shit, so I'll see you later."
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"I don't want to be here forever."
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"Fine."
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"You know, I got to say,"
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"I think the Holy Spirit was actually moving through me."
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"You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you?"
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"You got laid."
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"I want to stay here for a while."
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"Piece of shit slut whore!"
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"Did you have a good night?"
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"- Shit. - Yeah."
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"Did you have a good time fucking someone else's husband?"
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"Inside! Inside!"
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"So, what I'm saying..."
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"What we're saying, really, is..."
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"We'd go inside the dispensary ourselves, but since you're the supplier..."
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"Cut out the middle man. Yes."
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"Our operation,"
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"we go from state to state, spreading our message,"
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"a sometimes gooey, baked message of hope,"
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"- to sick children... - All people in need."
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"...glaucomic people,"
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"people in other states less progressively minded than Colorado."
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"We just want your trimmings, stuff you'd be throwing away anyway."
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"- We pay extra. - While we're spreading the word."
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"So, you're drug dealers?"
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"Pretty much."
Weeds
"Cool."
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"Nebraska."
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"Only state with a unicameral legislature."
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"The birthplace of Kool-Aid."
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"Not something you learned online. Come on!"
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"Six days! What did you see?"
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"I saw a nun driving a pick-up truck."
Weeds
"Okay, better. Keep observing."
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"Let the road be your school. Watch, listen."
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"What's that smell?"
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"Stevie."
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"- Go change him. - I always change him."
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"No! I sometimes do, don't I?"
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"Do you even know what size diaper he wears?"
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"I'll figure it out."
Weeds
"What happened to your arm?"
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"I dropped my keys in the porta-potty, tried to get them out."
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"There was a raccoon in there."
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"Punched him out."
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"- Shane? - Yeah?"
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"Is there something you want to tell me about Stevie's poo?"
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"- You mean that green color? - Yeah."
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"I figured it was normal. Why? Is something wrong?"
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"It's, like, radioactive"
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"with gross, stringy things in it."
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"Do you think he ate some hash?"
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"- Did you feed him some hash? - No! No."
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"Silas and Shane, they pooped weird colors, but not green."
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"And not at this age."
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"No, I want a pediatrician."
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"Like legitimate, on the grid?"
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"I know what you're gonna say. "It's too risky" and "ride it out.""
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"I know all the reasons why."
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"Insurance, the forms, our shitty fake IDs."
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"- Yeah. - Maybe I'm overreacting."
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"Okay, you know what? Okay, you look at it. You tell me. Go ahead."
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"Okay. We need to see a doctor."
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"Okay, sell as much as you can. We need gas money."
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"Silas, you're in charge. Shane, listen to your brother."
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"Doug, stay in your tent."
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"Ten-four."
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"Silas."
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"Really. You're in charge. Okay?"
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"- Phish. Dave Matthews. - O.A.R."
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"A Widespread Panic tribute band called Run Squirrel Run."
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"Might as well call it the All-You-Can-Smoke Festival."
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"Yeah, right?"
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"How the hell are we gonna sell hash at a kids' concert?"
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"Actually, this might be okay."
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"Mom, it's starting! We're gonna miss the bubble machine!"
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"Just one second, honey."
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"Give me that shit."
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"Thanks. Enjoy the concert."
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"$25."
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"I thought you said $15."
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"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."
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"- I'm confused. - We're done here."
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"Hey."
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"Maybe I should sell and you should sit over by that tree."
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"Come on. He flaked."
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"That's the third sale you've balked."
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"Have a seat. Guard the safe."
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"What?"
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"You heard Mom. I'm in charge."
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"'Cause you're older."
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"Because I am more responsible and have better interpersonal skills."
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"You freak people out."
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"We don't have to do whatever Mom says, you know."
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"Okay. How do you propose we get gas money?"
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"I don't care. I want to drink beer and eat stadium food."
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"You're not my boss."
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"You're right."
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"I'm not. And I have very little desire to be."
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"So you know what? You lead."
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"Really?"
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"- Where to? - Follow me."
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"Should've gone for a Semite, or at least an Asian."
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"We're taking a big risk here."
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"Never thought I'd find myself back here again."
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"At least they let you pay cash."
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