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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Agreement (S03E03)

"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We've finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"♪ Fish don't fry In the kitchen ♪"
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"♪ Beans don't burn On the grill ♪"
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"♪ Took a whole lot of tryin' ♪"
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"♪ Just to get up that hill ♪"
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"♪ Now we're up In the big leagues ♪"
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"♪ Gettin' our turn at bat ♪"
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"♪ As long as we live It's you and me, baby ♪"
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"♪ There ain't nothin' Wrong with that ♪"
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"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We've finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"Do you like this dress, George?"
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"It's great. Great."
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"Well, how about this one?"
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"Fantastic."
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"Uh, well, maybe I should wear this."
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"Yeah!"
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"That would be nice on you."
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"George!"
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"I said it's nice!"
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"What's that supposed to be?"
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"I need your help."
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"What do you want me to wear to Lionel's wedding?"
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"Nothing."
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"Well, okay, but it's going to shock the minister."
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"You know what I mean. Anything's all right with me."
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"I know what you mean, all right."
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"You mean you still don't like the idea"
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"of Lionel marrying Jenny Willis."
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"I agreed to it, didn't I?"
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"Sure. The same way you agreed to go to the dentist."
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"And don't forget to order your suit for the wedding."
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"I got plenty of time."
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"The wedding's only a couple of weeks away."
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"Yeah, but anything could happen between now and then."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, Lionel could come to his senses."
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"George, for Lionel's sake, try to be happy about the wedding."
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"Please?"
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"Okay, I'll be happy. See?"
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"Good."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Now, tell me honestly. Which dress do you like best?"
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"The blue one."
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"Thank you, George."
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"There isn't a blue one!"
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"That's why I like it."
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"Good morning."
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"Hi, Mr. Bentley. Come in."
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"Thank you."
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"What do you want?"
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"I've got something for you, Mr. J."
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"Something for me? What is it?"
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"I haven't the foggiest idea."
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"How can you give me something if you don't know what it is?"
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"The postman popped this into my mailbox by mistake."
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"Oh. It's from my lawyer."
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"Just some papers for the store."
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"Oh! What a coincidence."
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"I just heard from my lawyer too."
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"Oh, nothing serious, I hope."
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"Oh, it was about my will."
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"Oh, I hate thinking about wills and dying."
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"Oh, no, I'm making out what they call a living will."
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"You see,"
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"I think a man's got a right to die. Don't you, Mr. J?"
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"Only if he's been tried and found guilty."
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"I can't stand the thought of my lying there paralyzed,"
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"my eyes staring vacantly into space."
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"Look, if you can't handle your liquor, don't drink."
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"Are you talking about people being kept alive on machines?"
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"Exactly."
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"So my living will states"
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"that if ever I am in a hopeless condition,"
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"I'd rather be taken off the machines,"
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"even if it hastens the moment of death."
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"[HUMMING TRAGIC VIOLIN MUSIC]"
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"I just wouldn't want to be a vegetable."
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"Don't worry about it, Bentley."
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"I'll be happy to come over and pull your plug anytime."
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"Thank you, Mr. J. You're a true friend."
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"Oh, I say, what lovely dresses."
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"Oh, they're for Lionel's wedding."
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"Which one would you choose?"
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"Well, it would depend on what shoes I was wearing."
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"Oh!"
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"It's a funny thing,"
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"but my lawyer was just talking about weddings"
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"and the sad case of Mr. Heywood."
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"Who's Mr. Heywood?"
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"He's this very poor oral surgeon."
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"That is, he's not a poor surgeon."
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"He's a very good surgeon who lost all his money."
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"Oh. How'd he do that? Gambling?"
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"No. It was the Heywood curse."
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"What's the Heywood curse?"
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"Mrs. Heywood."
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"She took him for everything he had."
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"Poor guy must have been a real sucker, then."
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"He should have known what she was before he married."
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"Ah, but she seemed such a sweet young thing."
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"Yeah, that's the worst kind."
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"What do you mean, "the worst kind"?"
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"You talk like all women are gold diggers."
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"Not all of them. Some women marry poor guys."
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"Like I did."
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"That's right."
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"And if I'd had all my money then,"
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"I'd have looked at you twice."
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"What?"
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"Oh, just kidding, Weezy."
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