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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Agreement (S03E03)

"Of course, if Heywood had listened to my lawyer,"
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"he'd still be a rich man today."
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"You mean he could have stopped his wife"
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"from ripping him off?"
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"Certainly, by signing a prenuptial agreement."
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"What's a prenuptial agreement?"
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"It keeps them from going to bed together."
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"No."
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"It simply spells out what will happen"
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"in the event of a divorce,"
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"how much the lady will get."
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"Or rather how much she won't get."
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"Oh, that's cold."
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"No, it ain't. It's very cool."
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"Yes, my lawyer thinks it's hot stuff too."
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"Of course, it can't take away a woman's right to claim support."
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"But it can take away her right to claim seven cleaning stores."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Nothing, Weezy, nothing."
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"That's all there is to it?"
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"All I do is get her to sign"
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"one of those agreements before she gets married?"
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"That's all."
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"Thanks, Bentley! It's been nice talking to you."
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"Pity you can't stay."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Can't I?"
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"Well, toodle-pip."
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"Same to you."
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"I know what you are up to, George."
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"And I don't like it."
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"Don't you want me to be happy about the wedding?"
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"Of course I do."
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"Well, the only way I can be happy"
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"is if Lionel gets Jenny to sign one of those agreements."
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"You'll only make him mad and angry."
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"My own son mad at me? You got to be kidding!"
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"He'll be furious."
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"Oh, yeah? How much you wanna bet?"
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"Bet?"
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"Oh, okay, George."
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"But not money. Something more delicious."
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"I got it."
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"If Lionel gets mad at you,"
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"you'll kiss all the Willises"
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"and say how happy you are to welcome them into the family."
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"Kiss all the Willises?"
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"Jenny, Helen and Tom."
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"Ergh!"
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"Okay! You got a bet."
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"Good. This bet is going to be right up your alley, George."
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"Oh, yeah? Why you say that?"
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"You've been trying to kiss off the Willises for years."
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"Hi, Pop."
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"Lionel! Hey!"
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"Good to see you, son!"
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"How about a little talk?"
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"I don't have much time. I'm on my way up to see Jenny."
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"What a coincidence! I was just thinking about Jenny."
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"You were thinking about Jenny?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Hey, that's nice!"
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"Have you thought about a divorce?"
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"Divorce?"
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"We're not even married yet. I know."
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"That's the best time to think about it, before it's too late."
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"Where you coming from, Pop?"
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"Look, Lionel."
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"One of these days,"
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"your old man's going to be leaving."
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"You taking a vacation?"
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"No. I mean I'm going to die."
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"Oh, hey, Pop, are you sick?"
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"No! I don't mean right now. I mean someday."
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"Oh! Well, we all got to go some time."
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"That's right."
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"And remember, one day,"
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"all of this will be yours."
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"Plus all of our stores."
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"Pop, why are you talking like this?"
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"Because I want to make sure"
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"you and Jenny get off on the right foot."
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"Okay. How?"
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"Well, for instance, you could, uh,"
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"get her to sign one of those prenuptial agreements."
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"What?!"
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"You know, so she can't get her hooks"
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"on the Jefferson dough when you get divorced."
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"This is the dumbest, rottenest thing that you've ever sai..."
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"[SOFTLY] Shh! Hold it! Don't get mad."
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"What do you expect me to get?"
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"We aren't done yet."
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"Oh, yes, we are."
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"Lionel!"
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"Just forget it, understand?"
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"What was Lionel shouting about?"
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"Shouting? Huh."
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"Okay, if you don't want to go to the movies,"
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"see if I care!"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Hi! Hi."
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"Nice..."
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"Was it something I said or something you ate?"
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"What?"
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"Well, you got steam coming out of your ears."
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"Hey, what's the matter?"
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"Look, Jenny,"
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"I don't want to talk about it, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, I saw the cutest little outfit today..."
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"Do you know what he had the nerve to ask me?"
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"Who?"
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"Well, my father, of course."
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"Jenny, why don't you listen to me?"
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"He wanted me to get you to sign a premarriage agreementry."
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"To stop you from getting your hands on my money."
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"Oh, but you don't have any money."
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"He means his money after he's dead."
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"Jenny, that man makes me so damn mad."
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"Oh, come on."
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