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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - The Battle of Evermore (S05E05)

"And it shot down a beam and made everyone..."
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"and everything inside the Fotohut vanish."
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"Yeah, like an apparition."
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"Kelso, you don't even know what an apparition is."
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"Hey, if I can't use words I don't understand..."
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"this is gonna be one quiet afternoon."
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"Let's get started."
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""To make room for a new tradin' post..."
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""Paul Bunyan needs to clear-cut 200 acres of forest."
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"The first team to chop 25 logs wins.""
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"And... chop!"
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"Um, excuse me. My ax is stuck."
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"Way to go, Mitch."
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"- That's right! We bad! - Oh, yeah, we bad!"
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"Pull the ax out, Eric."
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"I can't. It's really stuck in there."
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"And you think you're ready to be married. You can't even chop wood."
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"What are you gonna do for heat in the winter, burn comic books?"
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"Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would probably just turn on the heater!"
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"Well, it's almost as if forcing them together against their will..."
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"and giving them sharp objects..."
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"wasn't really the best way to get them to make up."
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"Another hard cider, Bob."
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"Make it a double."
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"Well, we couldn't find Leo. We just checked all his hangouts."
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"- The Hub. - Alley behind The Hub."
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"- Fatso Burger. - Alley behind the Fatso Burger."
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"Hyde, when are you gonna accept the fact that Leo just bailed?"
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"Man, he would not leave without saying good-bye, okay?"
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"I know him better than I know my own father."
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"I'd like to do it with Nina in an alley."
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"My bare ass..."
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"pressed up against a cold Dumpster."
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"You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event."
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"All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs."
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"Well, I thought I'd score some extra points..."
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"by building the Millennium Falcon."
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"The Millennium what?"
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"If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass."
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"It's... not a Star Wars thing."
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"It's a very rare falcon..."
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"that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs."
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"Hey, just remember, guys. It's not whether you win or lose."
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"It's how you play the game."
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"Unfortunately, you guys don't know how to play the game."
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"I don't know. It just came out."
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"This is the worst Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer Days Jamboree ever."
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"And now, the cow-milking event."
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"Could you just award us our first-place points right now?"
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"It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment for our friends over here."
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"You know, it kinda would."
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""Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber..."
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""or his brittle bones will snap and he'll die."
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""The first team to fill their barrel with milk..."
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"and save Babe from osteoporosis wins.""
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"[Cackling]"
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"And... milk!"
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"- Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow. - [Lowing]"
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"Her things aren't workin'!"
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"You can't just yank on 'em."
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"Red never was much for foreplay."
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"- Keep it comin', Mitch. - This is amazing."
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"It's like she was waiting for my magic fingers..."
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"to coax that sweet liquid right out of her teats."
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"- Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done. - What makes you think-"
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"Go, Eric. Go."
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"Well, honey, good for you. [Chuckles]"
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"Mitch, they're winning. What happened to your magic fingers?"
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"Get off my back, old man!"
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"Dad, here."
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"[Joanne] Team Forman wins!"
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"You let me down, son. I thought you were better than that."
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"What are you gonna do? Lock me in the closet again?"
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"He locks me in the closet!"
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"It's a walk-in! It's a walk-in."
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"So, Dad, what do you say now?"
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"Why are you so good at that?"
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"How are we gonna break into Leo's apartment?"
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"[Groans] We need a credit card to slip in the door."
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"Ponch used one on CHiPs once..."
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"and the lady he rescued was so grateful they did it."
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"Kelso, if we had a credit card, we could buy a sledgehammer and break down the door."
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"If we had a credit card, I'd be butt-deep in Jordache right now."
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"- Oh, Leo, man. - I'm gonna kick him, see if he's okay."
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"- Kelso, no. - Well, at least throw something at him."
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"If he's asleep, he'll wake up."
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"If he's dead, you can say you threw something at a dead guy."
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"Uuh! Aah! Officer, I have a prescription for that."
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"No, relax, bud. We're just looking for Leo."
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"Oh, he left. I'm his cousin, Eli."
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"Really, he just left? He didn't call or anything?"
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"Oh, Steven, I'm sorry."
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"Don't take it personal, Hyde. You know Leo never liked phones."
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"He said he could hear voices in 'em."
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"By the way, he left a note."
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"Do any of you know a kid named Heidi?"
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"He means Hyde. That's me, man. [Excitedly] The note's for me!"
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"[Coolly] I mean, the note's for me. [Clears Throat]"
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""Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in Point Place for some gas."
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""Before I knew it, eight years had passed."
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""Whoa. That rhymes."
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""Anyway, I should get home to my wife."
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""Take care. You're a good kid, man."
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"You're a good kid-man.""
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"See, I told you he wouldn't leave without saying good-bye."
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"And, uh, he left you something else."
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"He said that you liked "film," if you know what I mean."
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"All right."
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"I was hoping we could take something home. Put it in the shirt pocket."
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"Holy hell!"
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"You know, Donna, I've been drinking-"
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"I mean, thinking."
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"[Cackling]"
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"I want you and Eric to get married."
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"Okay, even though I know it's just the cider talking..."
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"- yea! - [Laughing]"
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""Pioneer Pete is lost in the woods."
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""Assemble the map to find his bow and arrow."
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""And shoot the bell with the arrow and Pioneer Pete will appear."
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