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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - The Battle of Evermore (S05E05)

"Do not shoot Pioneer Pete.""
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"And... go."
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"Come on, Mitch. Don't give up."
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"Okay, Mr. "I Haven't Had AJob In Five Years.""
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"- So the bow and arrow are behind the feeding trough! - Go, go, go!"
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"- [Dings] - [Both Cheer]"
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"Howdy, y'all! I'm Pioneer Pete!"
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"Look, Donna. It's me, your dad."
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"Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy."
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"How can I be happy? Our whole life is a lie."
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"Am I really supposed to believe that Kathy is my little sister?"
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"She doesn't look anything like me. She is Cuban, for Pete's sake!"
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"And what about your Friday bowling nights?"
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"I looked in your bowling bag. You know what I found?"
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"Butt-less chaps!"
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"What's with the butt-less chaps?"
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"Your mother's inhibited."
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"[Groaning]"
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"[Loud Groan]"
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"Don't shake hands with that guy."
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"I can't close my mouth."
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"Can you close your mouth?"
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"It's really starting to freak me out."
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"Leo's the best."
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"Leo made me a grilled cheese once."
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"He used butter and made the crust extra toasty."
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"He forgot cheese."
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"I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-makin' son of a bitch."
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"You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone..."
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"and he was speaking Chinese."
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"So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese.""
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"So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo."
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"It was a Chinese guy."
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"[Sighs] You know, I'll never forget that."
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"I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina."
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"Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina."
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"I bet I look like a stallion."
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"So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo."
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"He was my boss. He was my friend."
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"He was my connection. To Leo."
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"[All] To Leo!"
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"Well, I found out..."
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"how much cider is too much cider."
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"A barrel?"
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"Shut it!"
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"Great news. Little Timmy Stinson cut his finger off in a whittling event."
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"They're out. We're in second place."
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"And if we win this next event, we'll be champions."
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"And maybe even friends."
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"Look, we've had a rough day..."
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"and we've both said some things that we didn't mean."
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"But we've got to pull it together for this final event."
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"Just tell me where you go Friday nights."
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"I rent a motel room and I lock the door and I cry, okay?"
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"I cry like a damn baby."
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"Why do you need butt-less chaps for that?"
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"Okay, it's time for our final event."
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""Transport your gold in a genuine covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"-"
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"You know what? I'm tired. Pull the wagons. Go."
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"## [Man Singing Country]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Grunts] - [Panting]"
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"Ooh!"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Who's bad?"
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"- We bad. - That's right."
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"- We bad! - We bad! We bad!"
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"Okay, it's time for Pioneer Pete to claim his gold!"
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"I saw that, Donna."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I know you think I'm a disappointment and stuff."
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"Hey. I'm proud of how we did."
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"Look, I know what it's like to have your dad riding you all the time."
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"My old man was always on me to go to engineering school."
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"And when I didn't, he was so mad we didn't talk for a year."
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"See, my dad's vision for my life was wrong."
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"Only I knew what was best."
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"Not my dad. You understand what I'm saying?"
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"Wow. Are-Are you admitting that you're wrong..."
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"that it's okay for me and Donna to get married?"
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"What?"
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"No, no."
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"I'm saying that my dad was wrong and I was right."
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"Just like I'm right now."
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"The point is, I'm always right, so break it off!"
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"Well, at least you're still happy for us."
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"Please, Donna, I'm standing right here. There's no need to yell!"
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"I am more committed to this marriage than ever."
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"Well, after seeing how you handled that cow, so am I."
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"Okay. So you raise the ax, and you bring it straight down."
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"- Okay? Raise. Bring down. - That's easy."
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"Now, it's all about leverage. You know, torque."
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"Okay. I... don't know what either of those is..."
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"but I'll give it a shot."
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"[Cow Lowing]"
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"- Let's get outta here. - Right behind you."
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"Eric, what are you doing eating?"
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"Well, it's mainly for survival."
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"But I also enjoy the fruity taste."
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"I told you to replace the hubcap on the Vista Cruiser."
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"So, what is it? You're mature enough to get married..."
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"but not mature enough to replace a hubcap?"
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"Well, let's see. You took away my keys, so I can't drive."
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"And you took away my job, so I can't afford a new hubcap."
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"You also took away my self-esteem, so I have no pride in my job or my possessions."
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"For gosh sake, you've been arguing for two weeks."
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"Now stop it. Help me with this crossword puzzle."
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"I need a four-letter word..."
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"for disappointment."
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"Eric."
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"[Gasps] It fits."
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"Well, now, that can't be right."
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"So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap.""
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"And I'm like, "Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap.""
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"And that is why I'm trimming the hedges."
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"Yeah."
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"I only mess with Red when I really need the discipline."
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"He's a total hard-ass."
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"Hard-ass? Take another look, my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles."
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"Man, I don't know what the hell the deal is with Leo."
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"He told me to take a week off two weeks ago..."
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"- and I haven't heard from him since. - We need to find him..."
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