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Clips from See No Evil, Hear No Evil

"I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons."
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"I'm David Lyons. Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I read your ad in the paper about an lvy League type."
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"Tall, dark, handsome. Three out of four ain't bad, right?"
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"You can see I'm nervous."
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"Really want the job. But I am a damned good salesman."
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"I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you?"
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"Uh-oh. Ooh. Heh."
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"Are we caught in a time warp here? Twilight Zone, maybe?"
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"[HUMS "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" THEME]"
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"Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons?"
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"[HUMMING "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" THEME]"
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"Ha, ha. You're a funny guy. I really like that ad you put in the paper."
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""Must have a sense of humor." Not many people would do that."
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"I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am."
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"Would you tell me what you want. Three-fifty."
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"What are you talking about?!"
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"Three hundred, but that's it."
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"Are you talking to me? 225!"
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"Listen, man, $225 a week."
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"200. I can't live on less than that. Who are you talking to?"
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"I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say?"
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"Look me in the eye and say that. I would if I could,"
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"but I can't. I'm blind."
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"You're blind? Yes. Now can I have the job?"
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"I had no idea. I'm sorry."
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"Now you know. Can I get the job?"
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"You're really blind? Yes. What are you, fucking deaf?"
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"Yes! I'm fucking deaf! Deaf?"
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"Yes, I'm deaf. You really deaf?"
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"I'm really deaf. How do you know what I'm saying?"
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"I'm reading your lips. Do you want the job or don't you?"
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"Because I'm blind? Shove it up your ass, pal."
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"I don't want no favors."
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"Then go home! Get out! Give me some peace of mind."
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"To hell with blind people! Just walk out."
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"That's better. Now, I believe we agreed on 300."
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"300 what? What are we talking about?"
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"Just a minute, hold everything. Stop the music."
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"Do you like Harvey Wallbangers? Harvey who?"
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"Wallbangers. A friend of mine. I'll introduce you to it later."
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"Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate!"
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"WOMAN: Not bad."
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"Did I hit the board? No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better."
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"Three Wallbangers, Wally."
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"Drink time. Where's your friend?"
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"Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon. You're gonna like him."
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"This is to you, Sally. Sally? Here."
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"Oh. And to you, Leslie. Thanks for buying the drinks."
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"My pleasure."
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"SALLY: What's your friend look like?"
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"I've never seen him, but he smells real good."
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"I think he's by the door."
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"WALLY: Dave!"
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"Dave, yo!"
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"Hi. Dave!"
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"Over here! Hello, I'm here."
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"Hi. Dave."
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"I want you to meet friends of mine."
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"This is Sally. Hi."
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"How do you do? Nice to meet you."
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"And this lovely lady to my left here, this is Lisa."
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"Leslie. Hi. Leslie, hi."
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"And this is my good friend, David Lyons."
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"Wally says you're forming a business together."
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"Congratulations. Wally says what?"
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"Whoa. Let's not talk about that now. Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger."
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"That's who you want me to meet? Yeah! Bartender."
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"Hey, asshole. Who do you think you are?"
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"David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me about you."
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"Yeah, real comedian. Get off my jacket!"
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"Listen, asswipe."
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"You watch yourself or you're gonna be going home early."
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"I didn't know I was standing on your jacket."
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"What are you, the constable? Who's your girlfriend?"
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"Oh. Heh. I think I heard my mating call. Stand up."
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"I am standing. DAVE: Wait."
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"I don't think you understand. My friend..."
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"Is a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer!"
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"Oh, Special Forces."
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"When I was in the Corps,"
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"we used to eat you Green Beret pussies for breakfast."
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"Eat this! This guy's tough, Wally."
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"If I hear him, I can hit him. He'd put a hole through your head."
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"So you ain't talking now, huh?"
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"Come on, big mouth, say something. Let's get down."
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"Come on. Last night I was out with your sister."
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"Okay, butthead. MAN 1: Hey!"
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"[BOTH GASP]"
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"You're all right, champ. He's coming."
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"I'll give you the first hit. Come on."
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"He's coming, Wally. He's coming."
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"Lower, he's a couple inches shorter than you."
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"Aim for 12 o'clock. MAN 2: Hit him!"
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"MAN 2: All right. Okay, let's go. Let's go."
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"Eleven o'clock!"
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"BOTH: Ooh!"
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"DAVE: Circle right. Circle right. Circle right."
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"And left, left, left. Circle left."
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"Circle left. And right! Right, circle right."
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"Circle left. Left. Stand still!"
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"Get ready! One o'clock! Good. Good."
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"Twelve!"
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"Five to three. I got mixed up!"
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"Argh!"
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"Circle left. Circle left."
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"Shut up and let him fight."
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"Move right. Move right."
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"Get ready!"
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"Hey, I said shut the fuck up!"
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"Wha...? Read my lips, asshole!"
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"I got that."
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"Wally."
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"Dave!"
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"One o'clock!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"You little son of a bitch. You had enough?"
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"Little creep!"
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"[BOTH GRUNTING]"
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"How are you doing? I'm doing great!"
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