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Clips from See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Subs by Pukeman

"Subs by Pukeman"

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

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"[♪♪♪]"

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"

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WOMAN: Move your car, you jerk!

"WOMAN: Move your car, you jerk!"

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What do you want from my life?

"What do you want from my life?"

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

"[WHISTLE BLOWS]"

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[SIREN WAILING]

"[SIREN WAILING]"

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[HORN HONKING AND SIREN WAILING]

"[HORN HONKING AND SIREN WAILING]"

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[HORN HONKING]

"[HORN HONKING]"

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DRIVER: Are you fucking deaf? Move! WOMAN: Get out of the way!

"DRIVER: Are you fucking deaf? Move! WOMAN: Get out of the way!"

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You deaf? Look behind you!

"You deaf? Look behind you!"

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WOMAN: You're blocking traffic!

"WOMAN: You're blocking traffic!"

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DRIVER: Get off the street!

"DRIVER: Get off the street!"

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What do you want me to do? Tell him!

"What do you want me to do? Tell him!"

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You dumb idiot!

"You dumb idiot!"

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I'm turning here, you idiot!

"I'm turning here, you idiot!"

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Where you from, Oshkosh?

"Where you from, Oshkosh?"

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Idiot!

"Idiot!"

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ADELE: Watch your step. You're a dumb idiot!

"ADELE: Watch your step. You're a dumb idiot!"

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Talking to me? You are a dumb idiot!

"Talking to me? You are a dumb idiot!"

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You talking to me? ADELE: Wally, don't start anything.

"You talking to me? ADELE: Wally, don't start anything."

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The man's got something to say. Up yours!

"The man's got something to say. Up yours!"

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I heard that song before.

"I heard that song before."

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Anything to get off your chest?

"Anything to get off your chest?"

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Tell me who you're talking to.

"Tell me who you're talking to."

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No, say one more word. One more fucking word. Come on!

"No, say one more word. One more fucking word. Come on!"

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You dumb asshole! MAN: Hey, nice move!

"You dumb asshole! MAN: Hey, nice move!"

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Come on! You don't show me shit! Who are you fighting this time?

"Come on! You don't show me shit! Who are you fighting this time?"

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Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it!

"Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it!"

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Come on. Come on. Going up. Step up.

"Come on. Come on. Going up. Step up."

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Fuck you. Going down.

"Fuck you. Going down."

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[HORN BLARES]

"[HORN BLARES]"

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Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind?

"Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind?"

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I don't feel I have to pass. You do.

"I don't feel I have to pass. You do."

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It's a sickness, like if you were trying to pass for white.

"It's a sickness, like if you were trying to pass for white."

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You mean I'm not white? Oh, sit down.

"You mean I'm not white? Oh, sit down."

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This is a scandal! I'm not white?!

"This is a scandal! I'm not white?!"

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Why didn't you tell me before?

"Why didn't you tell me before?"

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You're my own sister! Sit down, Wally.

"You're my own sister! Sit down, Wally."

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Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made.

"Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made."

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Cancel the swimming lessons. What'll the guys at the club say?

"Cancel the swimming lessons. What'll the guys at the club say?"

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I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it.

"I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it."

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Ha, ha. Aah!

"Ha, ha. Aah!"

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Goodness, you're right!

"Goodness, you're right!"

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Lord, help me. Does Dad know?

"Lord, help me. Does Dad know?"

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WALLY: Twenty dollars across the board on Centipede.

"WALLY: Twenty dollars across the board on Centipede."

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Thank you very much. Oh, just a minute.

"Thank you very much. Oh, just a minute."

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You said that was all. But I want my 50.

"You said that was all. But I want my 50."

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You know how much you owe that bookie?

"You know how much you owe that bookie?"

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WALLY: I don't want a lecture. Give me my $50.

"WALLY: I don't want a lecture. Give me my $50."

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This is the last $50 to your name, Wally.

"This is the last $50 to your name, Wally."

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I know, but $50, please.

"I know, but $50, please."

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ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Three minutes until post time. Three minutes until post time.

"ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Three minutes until post time. Three minutes until post time."

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And $50 to win on Centipede.

"And $50 to win on Centipede."

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Come on, Centipede! You can do it!

"Come on, Centipede! You can do it!"

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WOMAN: Come on! Come on!

"WOMAN: Come on! Come on!"

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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You can do it!

"You can do it!"

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Come on, you bitch!

"Come on, you bitch!"

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[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

"[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]"

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Who won? It wasn't Centipede.

"Who won? It wasn't Centipede."

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Shit!

"Shit!"

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You shouldn't have quit your job! The man treated me like I was blind.

"You shouldn't have quit your job! The man treated me like I was blind."

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So try someone else! You can't go on like this, Wally.

"So try someone else! You can't go on like this, Wally."

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Get another job.

"Get another job."

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Mr. Lyons!

"Mr. Lyons!"

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What's the matter with me? Uh...

"What's the matter with me? Uh..."

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Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector

"Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector"

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wants you to pick up papers.

"wants you to pick up papers."

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Much dangerous. Big fire.

"Much dangerous. Big fire."

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You must please sweep up before you close the shop.

"You must please sweep up before you close the shop."

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Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf.

"Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf."

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I don't like it. It's very humiliating.

"I don't like it. It's very humiliating."

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Let's try and put a stop to it.

"Let's try and put a stop to it."

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Oh, I feel like such a fool.

"Oh, I feel like such a fool."

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That inspector? Don't worry about him.

"That inspector? Don't worry about him."

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He's always coming around trying to get bribes.

"He's always coming around trying to get bribes."

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You don't read lips? They told me you had to read my lips.

"You don't read lips? They told me you had to read my lips."

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I feel like an ass.

"I feel like an ass."

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Especially on the last Thursday of every month.

"Especially on the last Thursday of every month."

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[♪♪♪]

"[♪♪♪]"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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ADELE: I can't make a left turn. I'll have to swing around the block.

"ADELE: I can't make a left turn. I'll have to swing around the block."

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WALLY: Whoa. You're not parking anywhere.

"WALLY: Whoa. You're not parking anywhere."

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Slow down and just pull over here by the curb.

"Slow down and just pull over here by the curb."

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ADELE: What are you talking about?

"ADELE: What are you talking about?"

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WALLY: I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter.

"WALLY: I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter."

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Just point me in the right direction.

"Just point me in the right direction."

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Point you? Are you crazy? Yes.

"Point you? Are you crazy? Yes."

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Take your cane or you won't make it across.

"Take your cane or you won't make it across."

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No. Put the cane... What is...? Put it down.

"No. Put the cane... What is...? Put it down."

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I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo.

"I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo."

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I want to see this.

"I want to see this."

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Here.

"Here."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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ADELE: Good luck with the job.

"ADELE: Good luck with the job."

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Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it?

"Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it?"

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So far, so good.

"So far, so good."

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I'll pick you up in front of the building.

"I'll pick you up in front of the building."

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Remember, wait for the beeps.

"Remember, wait for the beeps."

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Wait for the beeps. Yeah, wait for the beep.

"Wait for the beeps. Yeah, wait for the beep."

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I will. Thank you. What?

"I will. Thank you. What?"

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Would you help me across?

"Would you help me across?"

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Yeah, uh, take my arm.

"Yeah, uh, take my arm."

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[PEDESTRIAN SIGNAL BEEPING]

"[PEDESTRIAN SIGNAL BEEPING]"

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Here we go.

"Here we go."

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Hey, sis, how am I doing?

"Hey, sis, how am I doing?"

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Great. Just great.

"Great. Just great."

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Thank you very much. You don't have to thank me, sir.

"Thank you very much. You don't have to thank me, sir."

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After all, this to me is just fun.

"After all, this to me is just fun."

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Like a walk in the park.

"Like a walk in the park."

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Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler.

"Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler."

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Can I help you? I'm here about the ad in the paper.

"Can I help you? I'm here about the ad in the paper."

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"Salesman wanted. Must have sense of humor."

""Salesman wanted. Must have sense of humor.""

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Are you the owner of the shop, sir?

"Are you the owner of the shop, sir?"

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Who are you talking to?

"Who are you talking to?"

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Oh, there you are. Damn.

"Oh, there you are. Damn."

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Look at that. Contacts again. See that?

"Look at that. Contacts again. See that?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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