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Clips from See No Evil, Hear No Evil

"We should hang out more often."
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"Yeah, it's nice to unwind after work."
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"Does that mean I get the job?"
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"Depends on how this fight comes out."
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"So I bought this big bottle of champagne."
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"Must've cost 45 bucks."
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"I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach."
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"I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking,"
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"and sneaking peeks to see if people was watching me cry."
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"Then I realized it didn't matter, because I couldn't see them anyway."
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"That's when I made a decision."
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"I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger."
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"That's when I decided, blind or not blind,"
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"I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been."
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"You haven't made that decision yet, have you?"
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"No."
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"How'd you become an actor if you're deaf?"
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"I wasn't born deaf. I got scarlet fever in high school."
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"I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago."
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"Why'd you stop acting?"
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"I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn."
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"I couldn't see their lips."
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"They ever catch you?"
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"No, I don't think anyone knew. I just lost my nerve."
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"When's the last time you were...? Sorry, you were eating. What?"
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"Laid! The last time you were laid!"
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"Too sad. Next subject, please."
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"You don't want to know."
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"So where's your wife?"
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"Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years."
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"Nice lady?"
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"Very nice. Wonderful, warm woman."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"And then one day, she turned into this creature"
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"who could sit on the end of a broomstick"
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"and take off into the air."
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"She could actually achieve flight."
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"Wow. I think I was married to that lady."
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"Small world."
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"Funny thing is, this didn't happen to her"
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"till just about the same time I went completely deaf. Coincidence?"
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"Amazing. Who'd believe it?"
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"So, what do you want out of life before the show's over?"
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"Just not to make a fool out of myself."
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"That's all you want?"
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"I have this terrible fear"
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"that I'm gonna make some mistake"
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"and everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me."
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"Boy, damn. I wish I had met you eight years ago."
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"I can fix all your problems in 10 seconds."
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"Ten seconds?"
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"Ten seconds, if you trust me. You trust me?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Listen."
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"Hey, you're a good-looking guy."
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"Thank you. That's very kind of you."
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"How's that feel? Good?"
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"Look a little silly to me. Kind of foolish."
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"You see? Life ain't so complicated."
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"When's the next coming, Ray? Any second."
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"That might be the truck coming now. I gotta go get a screwdriver."
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"So, uh, the blind guy around?"
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"Hey."
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"Oh."
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"Where's the blind guy? Who do you want?"
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"Kerew. Wally Kerew. I'm his bookie."
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"I owe him some money."
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"Well, he's waiting for a delivery. He'll be back in a minute."
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"Where's he, out front? I'll go find him."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"I almost forgot. I need some, uh..."
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"Some, I don't know... We're not open yet."
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"I know. Listen, I need some of that stuff up there."
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"My tummy's all kaput. What is that stuff up there?"
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"The antacids? Yeah, listen."
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"What's the difference between Alka-Seltzer and the one next to it?"
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"Di-Gel?"
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"Yeah. Can you do me a favor. Would you read it to me?"
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"You want me to read out Di-Gel?"
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"Yeah, my eyes ain't too good. Just read it, please?"
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"Jesus."
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"Uh, "Di-Gel contains calcium carbonate,"
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"an effective antacid. It is also...""
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"Where are you going? Here, take it."
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"I wasn't trying to pull anything. Honestly."
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"You were told to deliver this from the airport."
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"I thought I was being tailed. I thought it was the cops."
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"I didn't want to bring them near Mr. Sutherland. Tell him that."
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"No, you tell him that. I've got a car out front."
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"Come on, I'm dead if I go with you."
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"You're dead if you don't go with me."
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"[GUNSHOT]"
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"DAVE: "...bubbles of gas trapped in the stomach can cause heartburn,"
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"acid indigestion and that full, bloated feeling."
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"And unlike plain antacids,"
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"the simethicone breaks up gas bubbles rapidly"
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"to relieve fullness and pressure.""
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"I feel like a commercial."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"[SNIFFING]"
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"WALLY: What the hell was that?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Wait, my ass! I thought I heard..."
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"What is this, hide-and-seek?"
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"[SIREN WAILING]"
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"What? What's this?"
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"Hey. Ooh."
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"Hello? Oh, no!"
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"This guy's dead. Wally, there's a gun here."
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"Don't touch it."
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"COP 1: Move it!"
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"Freeze!"
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"COP 2: Drop it! I said drop it!"
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"What did he say? You holding a weapon?"
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"Yes, I am. Throw it away! Get rid of it!"
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"Stay there! Freeze!"
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"Don't shoot!"
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