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Clips from The Monkees - The Prince and the Paupers (S01E01)

"This is ridiculous to come down here just because"
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"we read in the paper they may hold an embassy ball."
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"Look, will you please cool it?"
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"Man, we haven't played a gig in as long as we haven't,"
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"you gotta take every lead you can get."
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"A-ha! What are you doing here?"
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"The count has been looking everywhere for you."
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"- Oh, he has? - Come!"
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"Well, well, wait a minute-"
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"The count is waiting."
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"Oh."
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"- Davy. - Davy. Uh."
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"I found him in the anteroom, Count Myron."
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"My dear boy, what are you doing in those bizarre clothes?"
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"Really, now, you are getting most to be most eccentric."
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"Now, look, uh, I-I don't really understand,"
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"you see, you see, Mike read in the paper that you, that you were, um-"
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"Hi."
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"It's like The Prince and the Pauper."
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready,"
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"We may be comin' to your town"
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"Hey, you're my double."
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"Oh, oh, yes, I-I can see my mistake. Alright, young man: out!"
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"No. I will speak to this young man alone, Count Myron."
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"As you wish, sire."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"What are you doing in America?"
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"I-I-I've come to your country to-to try and find a bride."
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"U-under the terms of my nation's constitution,"
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"if I'm still unwed by my eighteenth birthday,"
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"uh, my throne passes to Count Myron."
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"That sounds crazy to me."
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"I know; that's-that's what I told the producers."
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"Well, it shouldn't be hard for you to find a girl to marry."
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"After all, you're a prince; you've got wealth and position."
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"Yes, but I'm so shy. I have no character."
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"I used to think I was so deep, but-but now I know, deep down, I'm shallow."
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"So far, our plan to keep the young prince single works well."
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"In another month, I shall have the throne."
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"While the people admire me, love me,"
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"and esteem me, they do not trust me. En garde!"
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"I see."
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"Now, it has to be done in accordance with our constitution;"
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"we must keep Ludlow away from all women,"
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"and the few that will slip through our net will be"
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"driven off by the prince's shyness."
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"Ha ha ha."
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"En garde! Now, in a few minutes,"
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"Miss Wendy Forsythe will arrive to meet the prince."
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"Somehow, she took a liking to him while they met on the Riviera."
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"But, sire, they might marry!"
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"I don't think so. I told her that he was sly, malicious,"
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"a pathological liar, and a sadist."
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"Yes, but what did you tell her was wrong with him?"
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"En garde!"
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"But you're a great guy, Ludlow."
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"You're witty, you're handsome, and you're tall."
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"Hey, here he is."
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"No, there he is."
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"No, there-"
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"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
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"In my mirror, Peter."
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"Ludlow's got to get married within the next month"
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"or else he loses the throne. And he's afraid of girls."
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"Uh, announcing the arrival of Miss Wendy Forsythe to see his highness."
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"Wait! Tell her to wait!"
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"I can't face her! I'm going to faint!"
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"You oughta do that; you'll feel better. Ha ha."
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"Hey, uh, Davy, why don't you, uh, like,"
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"pretend you're him and talk to the chick yourself?"
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"Hey, now, wait a minute."
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"Oh, would you?"
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"It's a good idea!"
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"Now, look; I can't go around impersonating a prince!"
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"I don't even know the girl; she'll see through me in a minute."
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"Come on, Davy, you know you're Mr. Charm when it comes to girls."
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"Oh, really, girls find him very sweet."
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"He makes their teeth decay."
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"Get in the closet."
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"Come on."
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"Okay, send her in!"
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"Miss Wendy Forsythe."
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"Pete, look at this."
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"Groovy. Hey, Mike, have a look at this."
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"I-I came to tell you that I don't think I can see you again."
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"Oh, you must be Cindy."
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"Wendy."
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"Wendy. Oh, that's what I said."
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"Hey, come here, Ludlow, look."
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"Wendy, I'd like to know all about you."
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"I'd like to know where you were born,"
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"and what you were like when you were a little girl,"
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"you know, things like that, you know."
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"Well, I was born in New York on Park Avenue,"
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"but when I was sixteen,"
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"I ran away and took an apartment in Greenwich Village."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, I'm doing alright."
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"Yeah, I knew you could do it."
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"Ha ha. You know, if van Gogh had a girl like you,"
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"he'd still have both his ears."
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"May I see you again, your highness?"
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"Oh, call me "high". Course you can, any time."
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"I'll make it a royal decree. Decree? Is that it, decree? Ha ha!"
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"Goodbye, your highness."
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"Hey, you did it, man! Had her eating out of your hand!"
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"I didn't see that part."
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"I have a great favor to ask of you, Davy Jones."
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"What? Are you kidding me? He wants me to substitute"
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"for him for the next few days. You must be out of your mind!"
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"Ah, come on, Davy; you could do it. You really could."
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"Sure you could!"
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"But he wants me to convince the girl to marry him."
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