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Clips from Lucifer - Infernal Guinea Pig (S03E03)

"to search your property."
Lucifer
"Extensively."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"Look at the bosoms on that one."
Lucifer
"This is the land of milk and honey."
Lucifer
"Hello, Abel."
Lucifer
"I've been watching you, Abel."
Lucifer
"I do not want to lay with you."
Lucifer
"Or any other man."
Lucifer
"It's not my thing."
Lucifer
"Listen, I'm not hitting on you."
Lucifer
"You're a pawn."
Lucifer
"Brought here by forces that you don't understand."
Lucifer
"Now, I'm here to take you back to where you belong."
Lucifer
"Okay. Does "no" not mean "no" anymore?"
Lucifer
"I want one of these fine maidens"
Lucifer
"to warm my bed, not you."
Lucifer
"Or any of the men who've been eyeing me"
Lucifer
"- like I'm some big hunk of... - Abel."
Lucifer
"Have you seen yourself lately?"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Are those bosoms mine?"
Lucifer
"So that's why none of those menfolk"
Lucifer
"heard a word I said."
Lucifer
"Doesn't all this feel familiar?"
Lucifer
"Don't you sense what's about to happen?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Every time I seek out revelry, my brother arrives."
Lucifer
"And what does he do?"
Lucifer
"He..."
Lucifer
"He kills me."
Lucifer
"Over and over."
Lucifer
"And there's nothing I can do to avoid it."
Lucifer
"I've tried everything."
Lucifer
"Fighting him, running from him, all in vain."
Lucifer
"I'm trapped."
Lucifer
"I can never escape."
Lucifer
"You're right, Abel."
Lucifer
"You can't fight him."
Lucifer
"But I may have a way out of this for you."
Lucifer
"You want me to kill myself?"
Lucifer
"Well, I've never tried that before."
Lucifer
"How many more strip clubs are we going to search?"
Lucifer
"Why, as many as it takes."
Lucifer
"What would I and therefore Abel do next?"
Lucifer
"Keep up the fun, obviously."
Lucifer
"Well, we just spent the last half hour"
Lucifer
"wandering past billboards of women's lingerie."
Lucifer
"And your problem is?"
Lucifer
""Problems," plural."
Lucifer
"No sign of Abel,"
Lucifer
"We have no idea what we're gonna do even if we find him."
Lucifer
"Well, speak for yourself, Negative Nelly, 'cause I think"
Lucifer
"I've worked out exactly what we need to do."
Lucifer
"- Wait, you have? - Yes."
Lucifer
"Well, Dad's an old school kind of guy, right?"
Lucifer
"Eye for an eye, and all that?"
Lucifer
"You killed Abel, so in order to make things truly even-steven..."
Lucifer
"- Abel has to kill me. - Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"It does make sense."
Lucifer
"So which way do you think you're headed?"
Lucifer
"Once you finally pop off."
Lucifer
"Pearly gates or blazing inferno?"
Lucifer
"Be ironic if you went to all this trouble"
Lucifer
"just to end up in a Hell loop."
Lucifer
"I'd never punish myself like that."
Lucifer
"Hell is all about your own guilt torturing you, right?"
Lucifer
"- Right. - Well,"
Lucifer
"my conscience is clear."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Killing your brother isn't the kind of thing"
Lucifer
"you just shake off."
Lucifer
"Listen, Abel wanted to kill me just as much"
Lucifer
"as I wanted to kill him."
Lucifer
"Why do you think he's in Hell?"
Lucifer
"I'm just the guy who won the fight."
Lucifer
"Hello."
Lucifer
"Where would I and therefore Abel go next?"
Lucifer
"Wherever she's going."
Lucifer
"Results from our samples came back."
Lucifer
"Liam told the truth."
Lucifer
"No trace of explosive compounds on the farm."
Lucifer
"- Or much else. - Hmm."
Lucifer
"Unless you count all the turkey jerky"
Lucifer
"he was hoarding for the apocalypse."
Lucifer
""Bolivian crime organizations"?"
Lucifer
"You're not taking Liam seriously, are you?"
Lucifer
"Okay, don't laugh, but I've been looking into"
Lucifer
"some of his theories."
Lucifer
"Ring of evil carnies."
Lucifer
"I'm calling it."
Lucifer
"All right. Ella got back to me with her bomb report."
Lucifer
"It was made from fertilizer that's banned in the U.S.,"
Lucifer
"but guess where it's still being used."
Lucifer
"Bolivia? No way."
Lucifer
"Yeah. So I took a closer look into Alexa's company"
Lucifer
"to see if I could prove a Bolivian connection."
Lucifer
"Uh-huh."
Lucifer
"She's got a lot of international financiers,"
Lucifer
"which is pretty normal nowadays."
Lucifer
"But I highlighted the Bolivian ones."
Lucifer
"Guess there was a grain of truth in Liam's craziness."
Lucifer
"We should cross-check that list with the FBI and DHS."
Lucifer
"I already did. These names are linked up"
Lucifer
"to the Bolivian drug cartel."
Lucifer
"This is my contact from the TSA."
Lucifer
"One of the Bolivian contractors landed in L.A. this morning."
Lucifer
"Wonder what he's doing here."
Lucifer
"I know you can do it, Abel."
Lucifer
"Wait. Who are you?"
Lucifer
"How do you know all of this?"
Lucifer
"No!"
Lucifer
"That's her."
Lucifer
"What are you doing here?"
Lucifer
"Where'd he go? I mean, where did she go?"
Lucifer
"I don't know."
Lucifer
"I told you to stay out of my way."
Lucifer
"And I told you Father cursed Cain for a reason."
Lucifer
"You actually thought that I would just"
Lucifer
"sit around while you two idiots"
Lucifer
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