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Clips from Archer - Best Friends (S11E11)

"'Cause I gotta book that in advaaance..."
Archer
"of the enemy closing in on my position!"
Archer
"‐ Too dangerous?"
Archer
"‐ Hey, danger takes many forms."
Archer
"‐ We thought Ray was maybe dead!"
Archer
"‐ Am I still turning the plane around?"
Archer
"‐ Hell no."
Archer
"Sea salt scrubs and coconut cocktails!"
Archer
"Cyril: How can you be shopping?"
Archer
"You nearly died!"
Archer
"And if you hadn't taken the seat,"
Archer
"I probably would have died!"
Archer
"‐ Glass half full, my ruined pants give me an excuse"
Archer
"to buy me and Aleister matching suits."
Archer
"I wonder what color he wants."
Archer
"‐ We shouldn't even be out in public."
Archer
"We're too exposed."
Archer
"‐ Cyril, no one tries three assassinations in one day."
Archer
"It's unprofessional. Aleister?"
Archer
"‐ Yes, sir?"
Archer
"‐ I was wondering about your suit preference"
Archer
"vis‐à‐vis color."
Archer
"Aleister: Gun to my head, sir,"
Archer
"my ideal suit is gray,"
Archer
"single‐vent, three‐button."
Archer
"‐ Hey, man. That's a great answer."
Archer
"‐ Thank you. Good‐bye, sir."
Archer
"[gunshot]"
Archer
"[horn honks]"
Archer
"Archer: Get down! Cyril: [grunts]"
Archer
"[truck crashing, glass shattering]"
Archer
"[people clamoring] Cyril: Huh, wha‐‐"
Archer
"You said no one attempts an assassination"
Archer
"three times in one day!"
Archer
"‐ Aleister, are you okay? [gunshots]"
Archer
"It sounds like you're nearby. Are you in danger?"
Archer
"[gunshot]"
Archer
"‐ What if Aleister is the danger?"
Archer
"‐ Aleister? Where are you right now?"
Archer
"[dial tone hums]"
Archer
"‐ Look, it's great that Archer's awake."
Archer
"- Absolutely. - Hated that coma."
Archer
"- But... - Now when I look at him,"
Archer
"I see a fragile baby bird."
Archer
"‐ First I repressed my violent urges,"
Archer
"and now they're out again?"
Archer
"Pick a lane, Cheryl or Carol!"
Archer
"‐ And I flushed four viable men today."
Archer
"And I'm not ready to talk about it."
Archer
"‐ And he is getting in the way"
Archer
"of my great relationship with Robert."
Archer
"Okay, fine it's not great."
Archer
"But sometimes you fake it till you make it."
Archer
"‐ Like how Aleister is pretending"
Archer
"to be Archer's butler so he can kill him?"
Archer
"[laughter]"
Archer
"‐ In her defense, she thinks all butlers are murderers."
Archer
"[tense music]"
Archer
"‐ Aleister, I'm home."
Archer
"‐ Welcome back, sir. I've been expecting you."
Archer
"‐ Yes, I expect you have. My very loyal valet."
Archer
"‐ I took the liberty of preparing an early meal"
Archer
"to calm your nerves."
Archer
"Steak Aleister. Archer: Wow."
Archer
"A delicious meal, prepared fully out of my sight."
Archer
"Perhaps, uh, you'd like to take the first bite."
Archer
"‐ Thank you, sir, but it wouldn't be proper."
Archer
"‐ Oh, Aleister, it's proper if I say it is."
Archer
"‐ Indeed, sir."
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"Mmm, excellent."
Archer
"And now you, sir,"
Archer
"before it gets cold."
Archer
"Terrible thing, that shooting at the haberdashery."
Archer
"‐ Mm, nothing I couldn't handle."
Archer
"But I do have one small concern."
Archer
"‐ And what's that, sir?"
Archer
"‐ I never told you I was in the haberdashery."
Archer
"[suspenseful music]"
Archer
"[gunshots]"
Archer
"[gun clicks]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"Damn it! You took my secret shotgun?"
Archer
"And had this floor waxed. [shotgun cocking]"
Archer
"Wow, looks crazy shiny."
Archer
"[gunshots]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"Oh, you know me so well. I hate it."
Archer
"‐ Just doing my job, sir."
Archer
"- [knee cracks] - [groans]"
Archer
"‐ You haven't been doing your rehabilitation exercises."
Archer
"Pity."
Archer
"‐ Good thing I have my cane."
Archer
"How ironic, defeated by the very beanbag round"
Archer
"I made you reload."
Archer
"[cane clicks] Aleister: Apologies, sir."
Archer
"It seems I forgot to reload that round."
Archer
"Archer: [grunts]"
Archer
"[eerie music]"
Archer
"‐ Damn it. Why am I not dead?"
Archer
"First you break my heart,"
Archer
"and now you don't even have the decency to kill me quickly?"
Archer
"Frankly, Aleister, it's very rude."
Archer
"‐ I beg your pardon, sir, but I'm not here to kill you."
Archer
"I'm here to kill the world's greatest spy."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, I know. Me, Sterling Archer."
Archer
"Nice to meet slash be killed by you."
Archer
"‐ I wasn't referring to you."
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"Cyril: So is it gonna shoot me"
Archer
"or just electrocute me?"
Archer
"There's explosive residue on the cables, Archer!"
Archer
"Archer: I was wondering about your suit preference"
Archer
"vis‐à‐vis color."
Archer
"- Cyril Figgis? - The very same."
Archer
"He's managed to elude my more subtle efforts all morning."
Archer
"- He's quite cunning. - Cyril Figgis?"
Archer
"The guy I sometimes stab by accident?"
Archer
"‐ Who I intend to stab on purpose"
Archer
"once he comes here to rescue you."
Archer
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