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Clips from Archer - Best Friends (S11E11)

"so he can see how much his office sucks next to mine."
Archer
"‐ Very good, sir."
Archer
"‐ Oh, and hey..."
Archer
"I love you, Aleister."
Archer
"‐ And I you, sir."
Archer
"[jazzy music]"
Archer
"[eerie music]"
Archer
"I have infiltrated the agency and achieved absolute trust."
Archer
"The target will be dead in 24 hours."
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ Hello, Aleister."
Archer
"Did you really think you could get away with it?"
Archer
"- Sir? - You've got a secret."
Archer
"You added something incredible to my Eggs Woodhouse!"
Archer
"‐ That would be the Hungarian paprika, sir."
Archer
"For an extra kick."
Archer
"‐ Ha! An amazing kick!"
Archer
"All right, I'm off to the office"
Archer
"now that it's got all the good booze."
Archer
"‐ Uh, sir, I thought I might prepare my specialty tonight,"
Archer
"Steak Aleister."
Archer
"If you make it home."
Archer
"‐ Oh, I'll be here."
Archer
"And if I'm not, heh, I'm probably dead."
Archer
"‐ Oh. [laughs] Very good, sir."
Archer
"- [elevator bell dings] - His smile,"
Archer
"it just lights up my whole day."
Archer
"Hey, do you like my tie? Aleister picked it."
Archer
"‐ So is it gonna shoot me or just electrocute me?"
Archer
"‐ Not everything is about you, Cyril."
Archer
"‐ I deserve safety in my workplace."
Archer
"[explosion booms] [Cyril yelps]"
Archer
"Was that an explosion?"
Archer
"‐ Yeah, of my schedule."
Archer
"I bet Aleister is good at elevator repair."
Archer
"- The phone's dead. - The elevator's broken."
Archer
"‐ But the phone runs on a separate line."
Archer
"It's part of the intricate series of fail‐safes"
Archer
"built into all modern elevators."
Archer
"[gasps] This is sabotage!"
Archer
"[metallic clattering] [shrieks]"
Archer
"‐ Yeah, again, of my schedule."
Archer
"[grunts]"
Archer
"‐ Is the primary driving rope"
Archer
"still threaded through the car sheave?"
Archer
"‐ Oh, my God. Cool it, Alexander Miles."
Archer
"‐ I'm just trying to save our lives."
Archer
"‐ Well, try it without showing off."
Archer
"‐ Is the elevator cable okay?"
Archer
"‐ Was that so hard?"
Archer
"Oh, also... no."
Archer
"Jump or die in a box, Cyril."
Archer
"‐ Jeezy Pete. [grunts]"
Archer
"[elevator crashes]"
Archer
"[elevator bell dings]"
Archer
"‐ Oh, crap. We're only on the third floor?"
Archer
"‐ Lost them over the waterfall,"
Archer
"but my left leg is all messed up, and I..."
Archer
"- Lana: Ray. - Just spent three hours..."
Archer
"- Lana: Ray! - In a spider‐filled ditch."
Archer
"- Lana: Ray! - What?"
Archer
"‐ Krieger knows."
Archer
"‐ Oh. [slurping]"
Archer
"[tropical music]"
Archer
"So when are you guys getting here?"
Archer
"‐ ETA at the resort is six hours."
Archer
"‐ I'll keep the mais tied for you."
Archer
"And, lady, you can't just drop a towel on a chair"
Archer
"and be gone for hours."
Archer
"‐ A fake rescue mission as cover for a secret vacation."
Archer
"It's just like the good old days."
Archer
"‐ And I hate it. But, God, I need a break."
Archer
"Ever since Archer came back,"
Archer
"things have been...[sighs] weird with Robert."
Archer
"‐ Aw, trouble in billionaire‐adise?"
Archer
"‐ No‐‐hey, no! I love being married."
Archer
"‐ It's just that‐‐"
Archer
"‐ It's just he's constantly telling me"
Archer
"how to handle Archer, and I'm like,"
Archer
""I know how to handle Archer, buddy, okay?"
Archer
""I handled him for years before I met you,"
Archer
""and maybe, just maybe, I want to complain about the guy"
Archer
"without you trying to fix it!""
Archer
"‐ So this place has bungalows?"
Archer
"‐ And we have to keep it a secret."
Archer
"Pam: [grunts] Cheryl: Ow!"
Archer
"- Hey, Lana. - Keep what a secret?"
Archer
"‐ [sighs] The obvious sabotage."
Archer
"‐ Freak accident."
Archer
"Elevators kill 27 people a year, Cyril."
Archer
"That's more than fireworks."
Archer
"‐ You seriously believe that there was a spontaneous"
Archer
"simultaneous failure of the primary suspension cable,"
Archer
"the traveling cable, the safety catch,"
Archer
"and the car roller guides?"
Archer
"‐ Yes?"
Archer
"‐ There's explosive residue on the cables, Archer!"
Archer
"‐ It's a spy agency."
Archer
"There's explosive residue on the coffeepot."
Archer
"Cyril: Okay, what's more likely,"
Archer
"that this was a freak accident"
Archer
"or that someone wants to kill the world's most annoying spy?"
Archer
"‐ No one's trying to kill me."
Archer
"Also, rude people don't get to sit"
Archer
"in my fancy new guest chair."
Archer
"Move."
Archer
"Whoa! [glass shatters]"
Archer
"‐ Archer!"
Archer
"‐ I think someone's trying to kill me."
Archer
"Lana: What the hell are you doing?"
Archer
"‐ We couldn't let you do this alone."
Archer
"If Ray's in trouble, I'm ready to bust some coconuts."
Archer
"‐ And I can scream so loud, my own ears bleed."
Archer
"Watch. [inhales]"
Archer
"‐ No, nope. Uh, I appreciate the offer."
Archer
"This mission, it's just too dangerous."
Archer
"Oh, God, I just‐‐ I hope Ray doesn't die"
Archer
"during the time we waste taking you back."
Archer
"‐ Bula bula!"
Archer
"Hey, do y'all want the tropical spa package?"
Archer
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