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Clips from Family Guy - Pilling Them Softly (S14E14)

"one hour before cooking."
Family Guy
"You're gonna put that in your oven, preheated to 400 degrees."
Family Guy
"So we just spoon on the drippings,"
Family Guy
"and that'll brown the skin nicely."
Family Guy
"If you bang these metal spoons on everything, it's like Stomp."
Family Guy
"Look at me! I'm huge in 2002!"
Family Guy
"Peter..."
Family Guy
"Nothing like a night at the theater that ends in a headache!"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Peter, that's it!"
Family Guy
"I can't do this show with you anymore! You're fired!"
Family Guy
"What?! You can't fire me!"
Family Guy
"Only Mr. Spacely can fire me."
Family Guy
"Griffin... you're fired!"
Family Guy
"Okay, that's fair."
Family Guy
"Peter, can I come in?"
Family Guy
"Hold on, let me put on my weird old actress turban."
Family Guy
"Yes?"
Family Guy
"Listen, I saw what happened, but you should know,"
Family Guy
"we at the station would hate to lose you."
Family Guy
"You're a big hit with the viewers."
Family Guy
"I will not work with that man again."
Family Guy
"I'm not asking you to. In fact,"
Family Guy
"we'd like to offer you your own cooking show."
Family Guy
"Hmm, let me consult with my lawyer."
Family Guy
"Well, Peter, since the DUIs happened so close together,"
Family Guy
"we don't really have much wiggle room here."
Family Guy
"I suggest you take the jail time and just get it over with."
Family Guy
"I'll do it. After October 13."
Family Guy
"Come on, Rupert."
Family Guy
"Wait-wait till you see this."
Family Guy
"This is really something special."
Family Guy
"Check out how much water is in the dehumidifier."
Family Guy
"Wow!"
Family Guy
"That was all in the air."
Family Guy
"Brian?"
Family Guy
"Is that... is that, uh..."
Family Guy
"Is that, uh... you?"
Family Guy
"Stewie! Rearrange."
Family Guy
"Ewiets. Rearrange."
Family Guy
"Wieest. Restore."
Family Guy
"Stewie. Hey, come see what I've been working on."
Family Guy
"I call it Space Shire Seven."
Family Guy
"Nice, nice."
Family Guy
"It's like, uh, it's like a fake, uh, place you made?"
Family Guy
"It's a medieval sci-fi universe, adaptable to TV,"
Family Guy
"movies, toys, games, and mobile apps!"
Family Guy
"I threw together a 2,000-page treatment last night."
Family Guy
"And I just figured, the hell with it,"
Family Guy
"why not build a scale model and record voices"
Family Guy
"for all the characters? Watch."
Family Guy
"Well met, stranger."
Family Guy
"Arasha deekaba plitcho."
Family Guy
"That's a Nebulon Mage. He speaks Ga'bi,"
Family Guy
"this dumb language I wrote."
Family Guy
"It's then... illegal?"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Okay, now we add the diced tomatoes."
Family Guy
"Just gonna keep going here."
Family Guy
"I like to drizzle these with a fig balsamic..."
Family Guy
"Damn it."
Family Guy
"What the hell is going on over there?!"
Family Guy
"I don't want"
Family Guy
"A place to stay..."
Family Guy
"And that's my famous paella that looks and tastes"
Family Guy
"just like a pizza bagel."
Family Guy
"It's a pizza bagel."
Family Guy
"Now, as always, add butter to taste."
Family Guy
"Mmm, delicious!"
Family Guy
"Butter dunk!"
Family Guy
"Stop it! Stop the show!"
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"You're just pouring melted butter onto frozen foods."
Family Guy
"You're not a chef."
Family Guy
"Oh, really? Then why do I already have a restaurant"
Family Guy
"in Orlando's largest indoor water park?"
Family Guy
"This is an insult to anyone who cares about cooking."
Family Guy
"Either you leave the network or I do!"
Family Guy
"Guys, guys, look, I know how a cook-off."
Family Guy
"Each of you cooks a meal"
Family Guy
"using a secret ingredient, Iron Chef style."
Family Guy
"Will we be allowed to use calculators?"
Family Guy
"Um, I... I don't..."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"I say bring it on!"
Family Guy
"Fine! A cook-off it is."
Family Guy
"See you in the kitchen, jerk."
Family Guy
"I'll see you in hell, loser."
Family Guy
"Bad day to carpool. Yeah."
Family Guy
"Okay, Joe, Peter and I are going head-to-head"
Family Guy
"in that cooking competition,"
Family Guy
"and they're letting us each use an assistant."
Family Guy
"Will you help me out?"
Family Guy
"Okay, but just promise me there's no reading."
Family Guy
"I'm not a strong reader."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"I'm not illiterate, I'm just slow."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I never tried hard in school 'cause I could always run fast."
Family Guy
"So you're cool with being my chef helper for the big show?"
Family Guy
"Sure, but I got to be honest--"
Family Guy
"if it ain't a fish with whiskers,"
Family Guy
"I don't know what to do with it."
Family Guy
"But if it is?"
Family Guy
"Then sweet sassy molassey!"
Family Guy
"Great. Don't talk that way when we're on the show."
Family Guy
"You're taking a chance"
Family Guy
"Risking it all"
Family Guy
"For the thrill of the moment"
Family Guy
"Taking a stand"
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"You ain't gonna fall"
Family Guy
"And you've always known it"
Family Guy
"They're dying to shake you"
Family Guy
"Trying their best to break you"
Family Guy
"And though the going is rough"
Family Guy
"You're going home as a hero"
Family Guy
"'Cause there's thunder in your heart"
Family Guy
"Every move is like lightning"
Family Guy
"It's the power you feel"
Family Guy
"When you get your taste"
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