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Clips from Family Guy - Pilling Them Softly (S14E14)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!"
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"Ugh, look at Miss Tammy."
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"What a skank."
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"She's free-muffin it at a baby school."
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"Hi, Stewie. Mommy's here to pick you up."
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"Why do you feel the need to narrate"
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"every little thing you do?"
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"Oh, hi, Mrs. Griffin."
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"You know, I've actually been meaning"
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"to talk to you about Stewie."
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"I'm concerned that he might have an attention problem."
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"Attention problem?"
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"Yes, he's been a little difficult to deal with,"
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"and on page two of three in the How To Be a Teacher manual,"
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"it says that any child"
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"who's being difficult should be medicated."
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"What?! Drugging a baby?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"That sounds so serious."
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"I'm afraid his behavior has been an issue for a while."
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"He's even been bothering students during nap time."
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"Hey, you up?"
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"Guess where I have a crayon."
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"So, I spend, like, $75 on cat toys,"
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"and what does she play with?"
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"A shoelace. That's crazy."
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"Joe, that's been your answer every time I tell a story."
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"It's like you're not even listening."
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"Well, that's 'cause you interrupted me"
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"when I was telling you about Kevin"
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"trying to hang himself with an extension cord."
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"I know, that's crazy."
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"Hey, y'all want to try some of our new food?"
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"I'm trying to turn this place into a gastropub."
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"These are Korean tacos, 'cause whatever the hell nowadays."
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"Ugh! These are terrible!"
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"Quagmire, when it comes to tacos,"
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"I'll trust the Koreans, thank you."
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"You're nuts. This tastes like Ani DiFranco after a bike ride."
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"Geez, Quagmire, since when are you such an expert on food?"
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"For your information, I'm an excellent cook."
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"You? A cook?"
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"Huh. What's your specialty? No-way souffl~?"
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"I'm sorry, that was out of line."
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"I am a good cook, and I'll prove it to you!"
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"Saturday night, you and all your wives are coming"
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"to my place for dinner."
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"Fine. We'll be there."
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"Ooh, can we make it Sunday?"
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"Saturday, I'm giving Javier Bardem a haircut."
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"So, what'll it be? Everything."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Long in the short places, short in the long places."
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"It should be from both the future and the past."
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"Something a child would do to a doll."
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"Sorry, I just prefer to do number two at home."
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"Where were we?"
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"It's Stewie, Dr. Hartman."
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"He's having trouble focusing at school."
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"Ah, yes. So you're telling me your baby won't sit still"
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"in a way that's convenient for his teacher?"
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"Yes."
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"I'd heard stories, but never thought"
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"I'd see it with my own eyes."
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"Mrs. Griffin, I'm going to write Stewie a prescription"
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"for ADHD medication."
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"Really? Well, I don't know."
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"Doesn't that stuff make you wired?"
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"Well, if you're low-energy and lethargic, yes."
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"But if you're high energy,"
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"it actually calms you down and helps you focus."
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"At least that's what I'm reading on WebMD."
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"Wow, there are a lot of different kinds of medicines."
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"There's a cat in here."
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"Okay, I guess we can give it a try."
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"Here you go."
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"Now, who's this little guy?"
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"Wow, when did you learn to cook, Glenn?"
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"Well, as a young man, I found"
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"that a great meal was the quickest way to a woman's heart."
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"How romantic."
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"I mean, how do you think NBA players get all those chicks?"
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"They're all great cooks. Except Kobe Bryant."
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"His-his... his secret is different."
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"Quagmire, you're really good."
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"You could probably make money at this."
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"Yeah, maybe you could open a restaurant."
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"Or maybe get a cooking show."
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"You know, the 11:30 cooking show"
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"on Channel Five needs a new host."
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"The old one burned off his eyebrows,"
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"and was just too weird to look at."
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"You should do it, Quagmire!"
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"I'll even come along and cheer you on!"
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"You'd do that for me? Course I would."
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"I love cheering people on, like when I go to NASCAR."
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"Go in a circle!"
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"Go in a circle! Go in a circle!"
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"Advertise stuff! Advertise Stu...!"
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"Go in a circle!"
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"Hey, where's Stewie?"
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"Oh, he's probably sleeping off his pills."
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"What?"
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"Well, the school said he had an attention problem,"
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"so Dr. Hartman gave him a prescription."
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"You're giving a one-year-old drugs?!"
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"You're doping up a baby!"
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"Peter, are you okay with this?"
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"Will you stop talking?"
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"I'm trying to think about a girl I saw at the gas station."
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"Stewie?"
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"Welcome to Pillow-World, Bri."
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