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Clips from Family Guy - Pilling Them Softly (S14E14)

"Of the glory"
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"You can light the dark"
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"When they hear your heart of thunder."
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"Stewie! Stew-ez Canal."
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"You're here! We got to get going."
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"Going?"
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"Where?"
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"To Hartford, man."
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"There's a book fair at the convention center,"
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"and George R. R. Martin will be there."
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"Who-Who's that?"
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"Uh, Game of Thrones? Black shirts? Dandruff?"
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"Takes down more nerd chotch than anyone around?"
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"Okay."
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"Anyway, I'm gonna show him my models"
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"and pitch him Space Shire Seven."
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"Okay, before we go, I should wet my eyes."
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"There."
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"Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker, and we have a fantastic"
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"cooking competition for you today with two fantastic chefs."
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"Really?"
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"You couldn't find another adjective for "fantastic"?"
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"Used "fantastic" twice? Who wrote this?"
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"Erica did."
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"Wait, is that the one I called fat and we can't fire?"
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"Yeah."
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"Let's get this contest started!"
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"Big whoop. I can do that."
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"Oh, my God, Erica!"
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"You killed Erica!"
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"Fantastic."
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"That's him. George R. R. Martin."
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"God, he must be the coolest fat guy"
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"in a train conductor's cap in the world!"
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"Mr. Martin, I'm Brian Griffin,"
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"and I've got a pitch that's gonna blow you away."
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"Are you sitting down?"
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"Almost always."
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"Then join me on an interstellar crusade"
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"to Space Shire Seven!"
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"Our story begins 50,000 fortnights ago,"
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"in the distant galaxy of Warlock's Keep."
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"Comet Castle falls."
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"Samson Cyberblood is the new king of the star system."
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"Long live Space Shire Seven,"
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"and long live the Hyperspeed Throne!"
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"So? What do you think?"
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"It was terrible."
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"Ah, you're speaking the language"
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"of the Opposite Goblins."
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"I'm very flattered."
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"No, it's garbage."
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"You just took a lot of pills,"
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"mashed together a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy clich~s"
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"and crapped out a 2,000-page turd."
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"Y-You could tell I was on medication?"
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"Oh, sure. But that stuff doesn't make you write well,"
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"it just makes you write a lot."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have to go wash the nerd chotch out of my beard."
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"God. I didn't realize"
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"how those drugs were ruining me creatively."
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"I haven't been feeling quite right either."
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"Yesterday, I watched Chris shower for half an hour"
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"just because I thought it was the TV."
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"He, um..."
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"he lies on his back in there."
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"Stewie, this drug is ruining us."
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"We don't need these."
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"You're right."
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"These pills are for people with real problems."
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"But there's nothing wrong with us."
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"You're just lazy, I'm just excitable;"
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"we're-we're both normal."
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"Now let's go home."
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"That man is an imposter!"
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"I am George R. R. Martin!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Let's begin the Channel Five Cook-Off."
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"Remember, the winner gets to keep his TV show."
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"And the secret ingredient is..."
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"butter."
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"Aw, sweet!"
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"No. That's Peter's specialty."
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"I was hoping the secret ingredient"
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"would be popcorn shrimps."
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"I liked smacking your butt earlier."
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"Are the balls different from the cubes?"
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"God, what do I do?"
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"Joe, check if we have shallots!"
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"Okay. I can't see anything on the counter,"
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"but I'll do my best."
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"Aah! Monster brains!"
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"Looks like Chef Griffin is preparing"
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"a delicious five-course butter feast."
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"Son of a bitch, I never cook with butter."
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"Joe, grab my recipe book and find a dish"
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"where I can substitute olive oil with butter."
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"Joe, come on, hurry!"
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"I told you I'm not a strong reader!"
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"Damn it, Joe, pull it together!"
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"Hey, Quagmire, FYI, I got to take off in, like, ten minutes."
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"I got a clarinet lesson."
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"What?! Ugh."
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"I can't do this."
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"Aw, look at Quagmire."
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"This was his dream."
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"Time's almost up, Peter."
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"We're gonna win!"
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"No, we're not."
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"And in a stunning turn of events,"
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"Chef Griffin is eating his entire meal."
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"He'll have nothing to serve."
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"Well, that's it. If Chef Quagmire"
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"has prepared a dish of any kind, he wins this competition."
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"Let's see what he has."
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"A warm packet of tartar sauce"
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"brought in from somewhere else."
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""When are you gonna use that?" Bonnie said."
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"We have a winner!"
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