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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bad Money (S02E02)

"I mean, that's like an entire division at Facebook."
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"Fine, I could do it with 12."
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"I could do it with 11 because I'm a better leader than Dinesh."
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"Okay, great."
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"Good news. I got them to cut it down to 12 and 11."
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"A positive step,"
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"but, um, we need to cut a little deeper."
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"Okay, well, what's the max"
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"amount of people we can afford to hire for them?"
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"- Three for each of them. - Three? Are you serious?"
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"Can you just tell them?"
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"Oh, I have, several times. But, um,"
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"they just kept saying if I didn't waste so much money"
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"at the butthole doctor, then we'd have enough money,"
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"but I pay for all my medical out of pocket."
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"We can only afford to hire three people for each of you."
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"I'm sorry, but that's it."
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"Okay, that's fine. It works for me."
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"What?"
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"If you could do it with three people, why didn't you just say so?"
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"Because we're negotiating against each other."
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"No, we're not. We're on the same team."
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"We want the same thing."
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"Disagree. I just got you to give me three guys"
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"for a job I could easily do with two."
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"God damn it."
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"Knock knock, who's there?"
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"- This guy. - Hey, Russ, what's up?"
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"- How are you? - I'm good. What brings you here?"
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"I had to meet this lawyer and his fucking kid's sick,"
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"so now I have a few hours to kill."
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"Did I see a McLaren 650 S"
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"with the extra-trim package pull into the driveway?"
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"- Or did I not? - Yep."
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"So this is the team."
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"Whoa. I'm just gonna say it."
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"This guy fucks. Am I right?"
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"'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys,"
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"and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking."
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"Am I right? You know I'm right."
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"This guy fucks."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda?"
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"No, I'm totally kidding. I'm diffusing the tension with humor."
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"What tension? There's tension?"
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"No, of course not. Seriously, though, no beheadings, all right?"
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"Russ Hanneman. How you doing, motherfucker?"
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"Aw, man."
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"I want to know what kind of fucked-up childhood this guy had."
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"All right, fellas, what are we doing here?"
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"Mr. Hanneman, I am Erlich Bachman."
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"I am the owner and proprietor of this house."
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"So I can give you a tour of the premises if you like,"
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"show you where the actual fucking happens."
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"Nah, I'm good."
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"Listen, I don't want to disturb the flow."
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"I just wanted to check out the magic in action."
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"So I'm gonna grab a seat right over there."
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"Gonna be a fly on the wall."
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"I'm not gonna say a word."
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"We have a meeting that we were going to do,"
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"so maybe we could do that?"
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"It was nice to meet you, Russ."
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"So I think we'll actually save a lot of time"
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"if we got on the same page in regards to the budget."
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"So what I need from you guys is to--"
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"I'm sorry, do you really talk like that?"
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"- Like what? - Like that."
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"I mean, this is-- this is my normal speaking voice."
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"Like right now, like how you're talking,"
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"is that real?"
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"This one? This-- this is real."
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"Wow. All right, yeah. Doesn't matter, go, go."
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"This is the same way as I was talking back there."
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"- Keep going. - Okay."
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"Okay, so I think, actually, if we went back closer to..."
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"C Dog! What's up, homo?"
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"- Our requests with an eye... - Nothing."
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"No, you should come here."
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"- Keep going, keep going. - Okay."
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"- That's more in line with... - What's the address here again?"
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"I would just clear it with Erlich--"
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"Hang on."
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"It's 5230 Newell Road."
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"Did you get that? Keep going, keep going."
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"- Okay, back to it. - Get a fucking pen. Go again."
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"- Say it one more time. - The address is--"
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"- Go for it. - It's 5230 Newell Road."
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"Keep going. Did you get that?"
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"I don't know. This fucker."
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"That little Hendricks prick fucked me over again."
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"I want this suit to be more than a holding action."
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"I want to win it. What can we do here?"
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"Well, this lawsuit is going to be"
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"a protracted and time-consuming ordeal."
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"But with our superior resources,"
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"top litigators, we feel this gives us the advantage"
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"over Pied Piper."
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"Translation?"
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"Ultimately, the suit will turn"
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"based on proving that Pied Piper"
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"was created here at Hooli."
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"Now so far, concrete evidence of that is thin."
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"So thicken it!"
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"Gavin, your visitors are here."
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"Ah, gentlemen! And lady."
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"Shalom Aleichem."
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"Thank you for coming today to open a dialogue."
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"Now if you'll follow me."
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"In an effort to hardwire"
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"sensitivity into our corporate mind-space,"
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"I'm having a scale replica of the Hall of Names at Yad Vashem"
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"constructed right next to the bike shop."
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"Okay, so..."
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"No, no, no, no, no! It's got to be afternoon. Afternoon."
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"No, no. Bring him, too."
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"Which Raoul? Lawyer Raoul?"
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"Litigation and payroll are both capped."
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"SG&A, we still have a little wiggle room."
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"And we're going to punt..."
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