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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bad Money (S02E02)

"Sir, you know you can turn the volume down on that."
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"Just on the side."
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"Where does that leave us?"
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"Let's go open an IPA, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. Someone was talking."
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"What did you say? Keep going, keep going."
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"Right. Richard, one potential issue."
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"Our hosting fees could become a challenge as we scale."
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"Right, but we can offset a lot of that"
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"once we get a few customers"
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"and start a subscription-revenue model."
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"What? Revenue? No, no, no, no, no."
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"- No revenue. I'll call you back. - What?"
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"Why would you go after revenue?"
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"Because-- to make money."
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"No. If you show revenue,"
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"people will ask How much?"
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"And it will never be enough."
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"The company that was the 100xer, the 1,000xer,"
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"becomes the 2x dog."
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"But if you have no revenue,"
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"you can say you're pre-revenue."
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"You're a potential pure play."
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"It's not about how much you earn,"
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"it's about what you're worth. And who's worth the most?"
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"Companies that lose money."
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"Pinterest, Snapchat-- No revenue."
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"Amazon has lost money every"
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"fucking quarter for the last 20 fucking years"
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"and that Bezos motherfucker is the king."
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"- The king. - There's no revenue. No one wants to see revenue."
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"Go."
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"I just thought that mainly"
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"the goal of companies is to make money."
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"Yeah, no, no, no. That's not how it works."
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"I don't want to make a little bit of money every day."
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"I want to make a fuck ton of money all at once."
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"ROI ROI."
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"ROI. You know what that stands for?"
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"- Uh, return on inv-- - Return on investment!"
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"- No. Radio on Internet. - Internet."
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"Did you put radio on the Internet?"
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"Uh, no."
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"So everything you just did, do the opposite."
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"So you want us to take files"
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"and make them bigger?"
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"That guy!"
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"That guy is crazy. I love that guy."
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"Uh, you said that you were going to be hands-off."
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"Is that still happening?"
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"Yes, please."
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"Do me a favor, make the right fucking decisions"
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"and leave me the fuck out."
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"You think Corey wants to be here?"
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"Corey, let's bounce. Come on."
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"- Uh, Richard? The check. - Right."
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"Um, Mr. Hanneman,"
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"I think the bank had some issue with the check."
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"Uh, they said the funds are on hold for some reason?"
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"Wait, you didn't try to cash that check, did you?"
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"Did you try to cash that check I gave you?"
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"That's the show check."
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"That's the one you frame and put up on your wall."
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"You didn't try to cash that, did you?"
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"Um, so do we arrange a wire transfer or..."
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"No. No, you don't get it all at once."
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"We set your burn rate and"
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"then I cut you a new check every other week"
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"between now and CES in January, unless you fuck up too badly."
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"All right, hit it hard, boys."
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"This guy fucks."
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"You know, Russ, I've been known to fuck myself."
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"Well, he's the worst man in America."
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"And now he owns us."
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"Why the fuck would he have us come all the way out here?"
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"I don't know."
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"Boys."
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"Russ, what's up?"
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"I know you had asked us to concentrate more on branding"
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"and less about the-- the product,"
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"- but we were thinking about that and... - I got it."
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"God?"
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"No. No, shitheads. Look!"
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"I am Pied Piper?"
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"Who is that?"
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"Yeah, how is she Pied Piper?"
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"- What is this? - Brand awareness."
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"We're getting Pied Piper out there."
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"Right. But what exactly is the product?"
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"I mean, what's-- what's this selling?"
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"Pied Piper, idiot."
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"I like it."
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"Yeah, here's the new check I promised you."
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"This one you can cash."
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"Obviously, I had to subtract the cost"
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"of the AD agency that nailed that slogan."
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"The photo, legal, lay-out, plus the cost of the 15 billboards."
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"Don't worry, I gave you guys a sweet deal on them."
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"- Gave us? - Yeah."
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"Hanneman Outdoor Media. I own the billboards."
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"That's how I talked the AD agency into giving you guys"
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"that slogan for only 30 grand. Synergy, bitches."
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"Know what that means?"
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"Does it mean taking a stack of cash"
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"and lighting it on fire?"
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"Crazy fuck! I love this guy."
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"You fucking guy!"
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"Oh, and get this. I found out where Gavin Belson lives"
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"and I placed 15 of these babies between his house and his office."
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"And guess where I placed the biggest one of all?"
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"This is the most hostile and aggressive act"
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"of provocation I've ever had to endure."
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"It crosses every line of decency."
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"This is war."
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"You better have something good for me."
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"We believe we have a way to win this case."
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"What if there were an individual here at Hooli"
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"with whom Hendricks had had a lot of contact?"
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"What if this individual were,"
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"arguably, a member of the original Pied Piper team?"
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