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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bad Money (S02E02)

"It may have come up."
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"Oh, this guy."
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"That's the guy?"
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"Yeah, that's-- that's the guy."
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"Does he actually smile like that with his upper and lower teeth"
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"at the same time?"
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"The guy is a joke."
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"- How does he even do that? - He's a boorish, pompous,"
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"womanizing douchebag who got lucky, like, 20 years ago."
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"And hasn't done anything since then."
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"Sounds like Erlich."
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"Sounds like he knows who he is and he doesn't apologize for it."
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"So he's a joke. Who cares?"
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"This joke is willing to give us $5 million"
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"to fund Pied Piper."
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"And he doesn't own anything. This whole thing is a loan."
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"Yeah, the demand note is structured as a loan."
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"But he does have the option to take repayment"
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"in the form of equity,"
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"and he does get two board seats right off the bat."
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"Which means you won't get rid of him, ever."
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"If you succeed, he gets a huge chunk of Pied Piper"
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"and if you fail, this lunatic"
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"has ratchets to seize control of the company."
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"Love it or hate it, at least Hooli is a real company."
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"You should take their offer."
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"I should. I should."
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"But I'm tired of doing what I should do,"
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"and I kind of want to start doing what I want to do."
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"And what I want to do is be a self-centered,"
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"irrational asshole that doesn't compromise on anything,"
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"at all, ever."
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"And when Pied Piper is a big fucking deal,"
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"Russ is going to take us back to all those VCs who passed on us"
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"and shove us right up their fucking assholes."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I don't want any part of that last bit."
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"It sounded-- it sounded better when Russ said it."
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"Again, I am not good at quoting in context."
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"It doesn't matter. I'm-- I'm going to--"
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"I'm going to call Ron LaFlamme,"
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"and I'm going to tell him that we're taking Russ's money."
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"Okay, so I'm supposed to tell Laurie Bream"
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"that she is publicly co-invested"
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"with Russ fucking Hanneman?"
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"So you'd rather me sell my soul to Gavin Belson"
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"than you just having an awkward conversation with your boss?"
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"Oh, thanks, Monica."
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"The guy has calf implants, Richard."
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"How do they look?"
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"Everyone on Twitter is saying I'm an anti-Semite."
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"- You were there. - I was."
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"And what I saw was an anti anti-Semite."
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"Hello? Did you hear from Hendricks?"
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"What do you mean he went with someone else? Who did he go with?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"- Russ Hanneman? - That's right."
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"The Russ Hanneman with whom I am familiar?"
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"Yes."
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"That-- that is with whom they chose to go?"
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"- Russ Hanneman? - Yes."
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"He's a vulgar human being."
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"He's utterly distasteful."
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"And it would not be inaccurate to say"
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"that we at Raviga"
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"are now co-investors"
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"with Russ Hanneman."
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"I tried to talk him out of it."
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"I did, but..."
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"You know what?"
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"Peter used to say that every successful company"
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"could look back at a defining moment early on"
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"where they would have died"
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"had it not been for the-- the courage"
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"and the tenacity and maybe the insanity"
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"of one visionary person who put it all on the line"
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"even though it seemed like a huge mistake at the time."
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"A moment where all the metrics and the numbers"
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"didn't mean anything. It was all about the emotion."
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"It was about belief, rational or irrational."
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"And I think-- I hope"
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"that I just witnessed that."
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"I did not understand any of what you just said."
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"- None of it? - None of it."
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"I will not interact with Russ Hanneman in any way."
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"- Is that clear? - It is, Laurie."
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"I feel very strongly that you should have prevented this."
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"- This exchange is now over. - Okay, but I--"
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"This exchange is now over, thank you."
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"Well, Richard?"
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"Firstly, congratulations on finally being funded."
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"I hope you took a little time out to enjoy this moment"
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"and celebrate. I certainly did."
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"- You did? - I did indeed."
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"I celebrated earlier this morning."
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"You did, this morning?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"But now it's down to business."
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"We have a huge amount of work to do"
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"between now and January."
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"I know $5 million sounds like a lot of money,"
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"but even if we set our burn-rate conservatively,"
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"it's only going to last 18 months."
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"Litigation wipes out half our funds right off the bat."
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"And we have to stand up servers,"
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"pay for financial and HR,"
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"pay LaFlamme, and payroll alone is going to be pretty hefty."
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"Did you see the hiring proposals"
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"that Dinesh and Gilfoyle submitted?"
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"- No. - They're untenable."
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"Well, I need four web-app devs,"
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"two front end, two back end."
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"I need a guy to turn your"
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"ref code into a production-quality library."
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"I need two more guys to port the decompression libraries,"
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"do Java script, iOS, Android,"
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"and I need a few more guys to build out our APIs,"
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"so I need all those guys."
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"Ditto. I need every one of those guys on my list."
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"Okay, it's just that there's-- that's 15 people each."
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