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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bad Money (S02E02)

"Shit. D. Drive!"
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"Come on, fuck you! Drive!"
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"Which is why I counsel any young founder today"
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"to pursue your dream not for profit or valuation"
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"or material wealth, but for the good of humanity."
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"Which is easy for you to say, being a billionaire."
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"Let me change the subject. I have--"
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"I don't care for your tone, Kara."
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"I'm getting a little tired of this bias"
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"against the leaders of our industry."
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"I'm continually creating jobs and helping people,"
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"and I'm tired of getting slapped for it."
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"I didn't steal the money I have,"
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"and I resent being treated like I did."
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"You know, there is a climate in this country"
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"that is very dangerous."
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"It's dangerous out there for billionaires?"
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"There's that attitude again, Kara."
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"Billionaires are people, too."
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"We are leaders in technology,"
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"in industry, in finance."
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"Look at history."
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"Do you know who else vilified a tiny minority"
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"of financiers and progressive thinkers called the Jews?"
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"Wait a minute. Did you just compare"
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"the treatment of billionaires in America today"
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"to the plight of the Jews in Nazi Germany?"
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"Absolutely."
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"One could argue that billionaires"
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"are actually treated worse."
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"And we didn't even do anything wrong."
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"We're an even smaller minority."
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"There's a lot more of them."
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"These are facts."
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"So then it hits me."
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"We take this thing called The radio"
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"and put it on this new thing called The Internet."
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"And no one was doing it. No one."
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"So we started hoovering up the deals."
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"Eat this, open your mouth. Open your mouth a bit."
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"Eat it, eat it. Don't chew, just let it dissolve."
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"- Hold. - This is very hot."
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"Hold."
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"It just think it's physically"
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"impossible for it to dissolve in my mouth."
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"Now chew, chew, chew!"
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"It's very hot. It's good, it's good."
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"Good? It's the fucking best. This whole place is."
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"You call this place and they don't know you,"
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"they pretend they don't speak English."
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"You see a white face in here?"
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"No, you don't."
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"Anyway, next thing you know, we IPO, stock triples in a day"
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"and AOL gobbles us up."
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"All of a sudden, I'm 22 years young and I'm worth 1.2B."
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"Now a couple decades later,"
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"I'm worth 1.4. You do the math."
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"Okay. Well, that's a gain of $200 million over 20 years."
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"Um, 16.66 repeating."
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"Uh, that's less than 1% return."
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"Inflation is, like, 1.7."
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"I think CDs are 2%."
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"So that's less than a CD."
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"Well, no one ever got laid putting money in the bank. Am I right?"
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"Those bad boys right there, they're all you."
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"You gotta flip 'em over. That side's done."
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"Listen, Richard, I want to back you."
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"You build whatever the fuck you've got going in that crazy,"
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"fucked-up, genius brain up there."
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"It's all up to you. I'm white glove, hands the fuck off."
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"Let's make you a billion dollars."
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"Let's make me a billion more. How's that sound?"
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"You're not worried about the lawsuit?"
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"Shit, no. I got three nannies suing me right now,"
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"one of them for no reason."
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"So come on, let's do this."
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"Let's kick Gavin Belson's teeth in at CES."
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"And then when you're really worth something,"
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"I'm gonna take you back to those same spineless VCs who said no,"
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"and I'm gonna shove you right up their assholes."
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"Um, that's a very enticing offer."
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"And I wish I didn't have to do this Hooli thing,"
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"but I should probably at least--"
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"Should? No, no, Richard. Don't do what you should do."
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"Do what you want."
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"I mean, should I pay 800 bucks for that tiny piece of meat?"
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"Of course not. But I do it anyway."
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"Because I want it."
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"Simple question, Richard-- what do you want?"
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"Gentlemen, what's the update on the apps?"
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"Or the App-date, if you will?"
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"I will not."
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"Here's my app-date-- I was excited to work on it,"
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"and then I looked at it with fresh eyes."
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"Um, Wajeed was right. It's really shitty."
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"I don't know what the fuck I was thinking."
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"But I bought your pitch."
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"Yeah, you fucked up, too."
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"My app is still great."
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"But in the time that we've been dicking around with Pied Piper,"
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"10 other apps that basically"
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"do the exact same thing have come out."
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"Guys, if I list you as references,"
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"can I count on you to say nice things about me?"
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"Be honest."
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"Do you want me to be honest or nice?"
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"What, did you get a parking ticket or something?"
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"Yeah, I still can't see it. Could you use your mouth?"
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"Uh, all right. Just read it."
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"$5 million?"
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"Yeah, yeah. You guys are not going back to Hooli,"
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"and neither am I."
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"How the fuck did you get that?"
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"Russ Hanneman?"
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"Oh, Monica, I see you got my text."
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"Are you out of your mind?"
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"Uh, nice to see you, too, and, no, I'm not."
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"You're putting your entire future"
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"in the hands of the man who put radio on the Internet?"
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"I can only assume that he mentioned that to you."
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