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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Shamrocks and Shenanigans (S01E01)

"‐DANIELLE: Agreed. ‐Okay? Because it's all virgin,"
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"but also a virgin who kinda knows what she's doing."
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"‐Okay? ‐ANGELINE: Okay."
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"‐I see you. ‐Okay? Yeah, let's get you checked out,"
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"get me blacked out at Molly Malone's, right?"
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"ANGELINE: Okay, Kate."
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"Okay, Kate."
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"ANGELINE: What do you think about this one?"
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"DANIELLE: Oh, you can see right through that."
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"‐Don't you think? ‐ANGELINE: Yeah."
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"‐(chuckles) ‐DANIELLE: God, I could wear this."
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"‐What if I wore this to Molly Malone's? ‐ANGELINE: Girl."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"‐♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ ‐(indistinct chatter)"
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"♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪"
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"‐Do you play video games? ‐Uh, yes."
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"I'm a man in his twenties, so by law I have to."
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"‐You? ‐Of course."
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"You don't really strike me as much of a gamer. I'm sorry."
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"I mean, thank you, but"
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"I literally realized I was trans when I was eight"
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"and Pokémon asked me if I was a boy or a girl,"
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"so I might be a bit of a gamer."
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"Do you want to know my dorkiest secret to staying sober?"
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"JAMES: Please."
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"Treat every day like a quest in a video game."
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"I check off my goals, give myself points,"
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"and if I end the day without giving in to the temptations"
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"of the evil wizard Drinko,"
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"I get a reward."
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"Got to work on "Drinko." But I get it."
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"It's kind of like what I do, but fun."
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"I started doing it when I was first transitioning"
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"so I could get through the day"
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"without everything feeling so heavy."
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"When I got sober, the skills transferred over."
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"Tequila shot?"
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"Uh, uh, Sword of Sobriety."
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"R‐Right? Yeah? Is that..."
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"‐that okay? ‐That's perfect."
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"‐That was for her, don't worry. ‐Okay."
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"Brring, brring, brring! Points."
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"‐(laughs) I saw‐I saw... ‐Oh, my God, Samantha."
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"Hey, Angeline. I saw you guys on Instagram. How are you?"
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"So weird. I thought I blocked you."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"‐I'm here to help Brit with... ‐ANGELINE: Brittany?"
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"BRIT: Yeah?"
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"BRIT: I‐I texted her."
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"I know Haitian Creole, by the way."
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"Only the swear words. It's fine. Hi."
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"‐Hi. ‐Uh... I thought..."
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"I didn't know if you would come. I‐I just..."
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"Look, I know it's weird, but I just..."
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"‐I really need your help. ‐Totally."
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"No, I came as fast as I could, considering I can't drive"
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"and I'm banned from all rideshares, so..."
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"Oh! Who's this new person with an opinion"
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"we can only hope aligns with the general consensus?"
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"‐No, it's okay. She's my... ‐Oh, friend... ish."
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"‐Kind of former... ‐Yeah."
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"‐It's a whole thing, 'cause, like, she used to date... ‐I don't..."
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"Aah! So good. Um, listen,"
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"I'm gonna give you the lay of the land."
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"We've tried on a lot of amazing dresses"
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"‐and we all love this one. ‐BRIT: Oh."
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"Sor... I thought that you liked the boat neck one."
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"I love the boat neck one on you."
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"Oh, my God, I... just so many great options,"
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"just so little time."
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"Do you have another bride coming in, or..."
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"‐No, she's been the focus for just hours and hours. ‐SAMANTHA: Yeah."
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"Kind of seems like there's... there's no one else"
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"‐in the store. I don't know who else ‐KATE: Right?"
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"‐you would need to be helping. ‐Right? 'Cause it's been"
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"‐such a long day already. ‐Right. You know, I'm gonna"
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"‐pick out some more dresses and I think... ‐KATE: Okay."
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"I think we'll have some fun."
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"‐Okay, I know we will. ‐Yeah, okay."
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"Speaking of time, I just want to remind you"
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"that once you finally order the dress,"
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"it will be another ten weeks, plus three for alterations."
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"Also, it is St. Patrick's Day, and, ugh,"
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"it's more fun, you know, like, not in a store."
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"‐Aah! Okay? Okay, great. ‐Okay."
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"‐You look so good. ‐Thank you."
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"Right, okay."
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"‐You got it. ‐BRIT: Mm‐hmm."
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"‐Got this, girl. Go team. ‐Right. Mm."
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"You all are gonna shit yourselves."
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"‐Yeah. ‐Oh, no, I..."
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"‐Aw. ‐Oh, wow."
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"‐This is the one. ‐BRIT: Honestly,"
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"it's the first dress that hasn't made me want to burst into tears"
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"when I look in the mirror, so... that's something?"
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"No, no, no, the bar has to be higher than"
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""this dress didn't make me want to cry", okay?"
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"Besides, the whole fairy‐tale wedding thing"
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"is a bunch of patriarchal bullshit and a total cash grab."
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"‐I need you to shut up. ‐SAMANTHA (chuckles): Okay."
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"I need you to hold this."
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"I've literally tried on every other dress in the store."
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"I know, but Brit, maybe you're not a dress person, okay?"
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"Hey, remember that time you wore the pantsuit"
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"to the Christmas party?"
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"You looked like a tiny little Michelle Obama."
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"You're Brit Monclair, you know? You got a full ride to Harvard,"
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"you pull Tonka trucks out of peoples' buttholes."
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"You can wear whatever the hell you want to your wedding."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Thank you for saying that."
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"You know, Tonka trucks are only ten percent of my job."
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"KATE: Okay, so, you know what,"
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"I am just gonna go change into my going‐out dress."
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"Basically Spanx with an open flap in my undercarriage."
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"But you know what, if you need anything at all,"
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"just call out for Kate Flanagan."
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"That's my last name: Flanagan."
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"I'm literally Irish. This was a hate crime,"
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