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Clips from Bust Down - Post Nut Promises (S01E01)

"The giraffe's happy but he wet."
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"You don't know shit about sex."
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"- [chuckles]"
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"- Ho."
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"- If you fuck on a giraffe, it's still bestiality."
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"- What are you gonna do about this baby, bro?"
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"- Nothing, nigga."
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"- Okay, well, you can't do nothing, nigga."
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"I mean, come on. You gotta--"
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"you gotta think about that poor, innocent child."
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"- [scoffs] Whatever."
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"- Oh, you pregnant?"
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"Oh, I knew you was gonna flip your jersey back, nigga."
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"Let's go. - Nah, I'm not having no baby,"
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"I'm not meeting no baby, and I'm not taking care of no baby."
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"- Oh, you a deadbeat daddy with titties."
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"I knew I liked you."
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"- Look, I don't know all the terms and conditions"
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"of the purchase agreement, but by all accounts,"
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"you are the father of that child, yes?"
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"- According to the Stud Commandments, you're not wrong."
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"- Great. So as you know,"
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"I've had many stepfathers in my life."
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"And I can tell you firsthand,"
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"there are good daddies and there are bad daddies."
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"- And are there red daddies"
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"and are there blue daddies too, motherfucker?"
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"- Mm. - Soft ass nigga."
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"- There are Franks and there are Lamonts."
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"Now surprisingly, you wanna be a Lamont."
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"Lamont's a deacon."
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"But Frank, he sucks your mom's fingers"
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"and tells you he has a taste for something pink."
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"- I like that nigga too."
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"- The point is this is a chance for you"
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"to finally do right by this baby."
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"I mean, come on."
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"You guys could become the perfect co-parents."
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"It could be like a sitcom."
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"I'd call it "Three Moms and a Baby.""
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Okay, on the count of three,"
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"we each will show each other the outfits we chose"
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"for our baby's first picture day."
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"One, two, three."
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"[canned laughter]"
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"- What's that?"
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"- I wanna dress the baby like the honorable minister"
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"Louis Farrakhan."
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"[laughter]"
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"[baby cooing]"
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"[audience awws] - Aww!"
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"Look at our little dancing Navy Muslim."
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"[laughter]"
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"- That's just a bullshit"
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""rainbows and unicorns" version of lesbianism."
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"It would be more like this."
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"- I cannot believe that you did that to me."
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"[all talking at once]"
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"[thunder rumbles]"
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"- Okay, what'd I do? Stop!"
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"- Oh, wait a minute now."
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"Don't you be yelling at her like that."
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"- Anyways. - Because this is my girl--"
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"- Hey, y'all,"
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"the baby dead."
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"[thunder booms]"
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"- Y'all killed my motherfucking baby!"
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"- Ain't nobody kill your baby."
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"[all talking at once]"
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"- You hate me. You hate me."
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"- I don't hate you. - You hate me."
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"[Nina wails] [audience booing]"
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"- So you guys yelled the baby to death?"
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"- Pretty much."
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"- Been there."
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"You missed a melon chunk."
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"- Yeah, get that shit."
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"- The point is you can't keep running"
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"from your bad decisions, okay?"
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"And it's becoming clear to me"
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"that if we're gonna make this a good daddy story,"
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"you're gonna need me to help mediate things"
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"between you and Tiki."
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"- Wrong. You don't wanna do that."
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"It's not gonna go the way you think."
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"- Mm-mm. See?"
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"That sounds like Frank talking."
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"- Look, you can't just roll up there"
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"talking like a therapist and think shit's gonna be smooth."
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"You don't know Tiki, okay?"
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"Some bitches can't be reasoned with."
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"- Tiki? That bitch crazier than a fuck,"
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"but she can wash the shit out a car though."
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"- Now why would she have washed your car?"
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"- Because I needed the shit waxed and buffed, nigga."
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"- Hey! What up?"
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"- Hey, Chris is back."
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"Someone grab the big cup."
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"- Girl, stop playing with me."
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"I'm just a regular man like everybody else."
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"You know what I'm saying? Heavy dick, light balls."
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"No, I don't need a big cup today."
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"I'm just here to check on my safety deposit box, you know?"
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"- I'm sorry, Chris,"
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"but that's not how sperm banks work."
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"Once the sperm comes in,"
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"customers aren't allowed to see it anymore."
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"- Where is he?"
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"- I don't know. That's why I'm here."
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"[sobs] - Oh. Ooh."
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"Shit. Ah, fuck."
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"Dude."
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"I didn't think she was gon'--"
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"I didn't think it was gonna be--"
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"I didn't mean to do this."
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"My bad, y'all."
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"But, you know--"
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"- Let me get this straight. So--so I can--"
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"so I can--so I can cum here,"
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