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Clips from Bust Down - Post Nut Promises (S01E01)

"- That's the homie. If it was me,"
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"I'd have fucked the bitch up."
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"- Well, you not allowed to fuck bitches up."
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"- Even in honor of other bitches?"
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"- Mm-mm. Wow."
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"We have strayed so far from God's light."
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"- But she's a homie. I would want to jump in too,"
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"but I'd be afraid it'd break out into a threesome."
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"You know, threesomes turn into orgies real quick."
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"Bodies everywhere and everybody oily and naked and all that."
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"- More importantly, why were you"
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"and that mean Asian lady fighting in the first place?"
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"- I mean, her name's Tiki, and she's my side bitch."
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"- Whoa! - Oh, my nigga!"
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"- Oh, my God. Are you--"
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"you're cheating on Nina?"
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"- Nigga, why are you whispering?"
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"She's not here."
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"- Because I'm devastated."
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"She makes you pasta."
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"- Anyway, in a series of unfortunate events,"
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"Tiki ended up pregnant."
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"And now she's trying say it's my baby."
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"- Yo, that shit is confused... - My head, my head, my head."
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"- My brain so hard, bruh, like--"
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"- I don't know, man. It kind of all just happened,"
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"you know?"
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"We met at this furniture store."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"We were both looking at the same circle bed,"
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"with the little rhinestones in the headboard."
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"You know, some shit Nina would never let me buy."
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"- I'd let you buy that shit."
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"- You're broke, Chris. - Yes, that's true."
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"- But me and Tiki like, hit it off."
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"She's just so like, wild, man, and free."
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"And she paints little Minions on her fingernails."
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"Sexy. - That's nice."
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"- But why cheat? Right?"
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"Were you--were you unhappy?"
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"Was Nina making you lift stuff?"
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"- It's not even about Nina."
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"I'm a fucking cafeteria lady."
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"Every day starts with scrambled eggs"
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"and ends with watching "Four Weddings.""
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"But when I'm with Tiki and she be arguing"
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"with bank tellers over overdraft fees--"
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"[clicks tongue] I feel like Future."
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"- Damn, we all deserve to eat pussy"
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"with sunglasses on sometimes."
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"- Exactly."
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"So when she said she wanted a baby,"
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"I threw in the bread for some in vitro."
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"- Okay, wait. So you just paid for the baby?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Everybody knows the rules."
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"If it's not your load, nothing is owed."
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"- Respectfully, I disagree--"
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"- If it's not your splatter, it doesn't matter."
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"If it's not your gravy, see ya later, lady."
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"If it's not your juice,"
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"you ain't gotta read Mother Goose."
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"- Chris, we got it."
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"- All right. - Yeah."
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"Look, although you didn't traditionally nut in Tiki,"
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"you did, however, financially nut in Tiki."
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"And that makes what grew from that nut your responsibility."
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"- Well, I used Nina's credit card to pay for it,"
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"so according to your logic, it's Nina's baby."
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"- Oh, shit. - Jesus Christ!"
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"- Even Future wouldn't do that."
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"- I mean, it wasn't supposed to be all this."
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"Tiki was just supposed to be a messy getaway."
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"That's what side pieces are for."
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"- Yeah, but did you ever do"
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"non-side piece things with her?"
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"Like rub her back or listen to her dreams?"
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"- Of course I did. That's how you get pussy."
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"But that doesn't mean I'm trying be with her forever."
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"I gave the bitch a baby."
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"I wasn't trying to have a baby with the bitch."
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"- Right. Like, if I buy a girl a turtle,"
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"I don't have to keep sending them lettuce"
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"or calling it on its birthday."
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"- Yeah."
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"And I met up with her last night to cool things off."
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"But then Tiki got all wild on some "Maury" shit."
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"And now I think she's gonna blow my whole life up."
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"I can feel her walls closing in on me."
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"- And not her pussy walls?"
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"- No, Chris, not her pussy walls."
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"- Mm. - What a shame."
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"- Call to action. The real culprit here"
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"is the man whose nut made that baby in the first place."
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"- I think she got it from, like,"
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"a sperm bank or something."
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"- Exactly. Downloading, downloading."
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"If he would've never nutted in that cup,"
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"then Tiki would never had that baby."
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"If Tiki never had that baby,"
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"then Sam never would have got her ass beat and banned"
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"from one of America's premiere homecoming restaurants."
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"Ispo facto, that means that that man"
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"is a deadbeat, a woman beater..."
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"- Yep! - And is still allowed to go"
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"to The Fondue Factory when our friend is not!"
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"- Fucking right. Yes."
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"- I'm going down to that sperm bank,"
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"and I'ma go find whose nut it is."
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"- And I'm going, too, to talk to somebody"
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"because I'm a customer there, and I need to figure out"
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"how to check my account balance online."
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"- No, whoa, sorry. Sorry to hold you up."
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"I know you got a lot going on, but Chris,"
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"do you think that the sperm bank works like a regular bank?"
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"- I'm sorry. One second here."
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"I gotta open this garage for this numb nigga."
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"No."
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"I can't watch the porn I like to watch at a regular bank."
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"You ever seen, like, three bitches"
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"on a giraffe just fucking?"
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