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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Titi B. (S02E02)

"Morning, Titi Bears. I gotta be real right now,"
Mr. Mayor
"and this is not a paid ad."
Mr. Mayor
"If you wanna be like me, you gotta be cool, real,"
Mr. Mayor
"and you need..."
Mr. Mayor
"an Arby's Brisket Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar."
Mr. Mayor
"I high-key live on these."
Mr. Mayor
"Hashtag paid ad."
Mr. Mayor
"Mmm! Yum-yum-yum-gulp-swallow."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm loving your guys' comments."
Mr. Mayor
""Heart, heart, heart." "Your fit is fire.""
Mr. Mayor
""How are you steering?""
Mr. Mayor
"[screams]"
Mr. Mayor
"Now I gotta go back to the car store."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, I know all you bears wanna know"
Mr. Mayor
"what I hit this time."
Mr. Mayor
"So..."
Mr. Mayor
"oh, no!"
Mr. Mayor
"It's the tall mom from "Knives Out.""
Mr. Mayor
"Is that guy, like, dying?"
Mr. Mayor
"I told you,"
Mr. Mayor
"spaghetti is not car food!"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, last time I checked, you were the mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"not a spaghetti expert."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, do you want us to clear your calendar"
Mr. Mayor
"to see a chiropractor?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, no. We clear nothing."
Mr. Mayor
"Today is the day I announce my space elevator."
Mr. Mayor
"The accident's already up to 3 million views,"
Mr. Mayor
"and the hashtag "spaghetti guy" is trending."
Mr. Mayor
"Spaghetti guy?"
Mr. Mayor
"I am so much more than that."
Mr. Mayor
"I am a son. I am a grandson."
Mr. Mayor
"I am a father to a virtual dolphin."
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, you got an extra shirt?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, but this one is reversible."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, the young woman who hit you..."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah. Do you know that"
Mr. Mayor
"she was doing a YouTube while driving?"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, her name is Titi B."
Mr. Mayor
"She has 102 million Instagram followers, even more on TikTok."
Mr. Mayor
"Why?"
Mr. Mayor
"So they can watch her eat a sandwich in a car?"
Mr. Mayor
"Or next to a pool."
Mr. Mayor
"And she wants to apologize in person."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, bear cubs."
Mr. Mayor
"So I feel like v remorseful about hitting that grandpa."
Mr. Mayor
"I think he hurt his neck,"
Mr. Mayor
"and you know, both of my grandfathers died, I think."
Mr. Mayor
"So this is personal for me."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, later today, I'm gonna be unveiling"
Mr. Mayor
"a new Instagram mural in West Hollywood."
Mr. Mayor
"Grampy, please come so I can say hashtag so sorry,"
Mr. Mayor
"hashtag lawyer's advice, hashtag Arby's."
Mr. Mayor
"Perfect."
Mr. Mayor
"Free press for the space elevator"
Mr. Mayor
"and maybe free Arby's."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. I go to her? She hit me."
Mr. Mayor
"And I'm not a Grampy. I'm a daddy."
Mr. Mayor
"Preaching to the gay men's choir, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"But I think we should make time for her."
Mr. Mayor
"A photo with Titi B"
Mr. Mayor
"could really help with the youth vote."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, give me a break."
Mr. Mayor
"The election is two years away. [phone buzzes]"
Mr. Mayor
"Hang on. It's Orly."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, kiddo."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my God, daddy, were you in an accident?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yes, but I'm okay. - With Titi B?"
Mr. Mayor
"What's her phone case? We never get to see it."
Mr. Mayor
"Um, pink,"
Mr. Mayor
"but also diamonds."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, my God. That's so cool. - What is happening here?"
Mr. Mayor
"You have to take me and Ceviche with you"
Mr. Mayor
"when you go meet her."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, hang on. What about school?"
Mr. Mayor
"We get 51 self-care days a year."
Mr. Mayor
"And my father was just in a car accident. I need this."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, what did he say about the case?"
Mr. Mayor
"Is it a panda like I thought? - Please take us, please."
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause you're the best dad, please, please, please."
Mr. Mayor
"She wants to meet Titi B. both: Yes, please."
Mr. Mayor
"- 'Cause you're the best mayor. - Please, for the youth vote,"
Mr. Mayor
"but also I want to know if I'm taller than her."
Mr. Mayor
"both: Please? - Okay. All right."
Mr. Mayor
"Fine. Fine. Fine. We'll all go meet Titi B."
Mr. Mayor
"[all screaming]"
Mr. Mayor
"- You need to fix your eyebrows. - I have to fix my eyebrows."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Kwapis!"
Mr. Mayor
"Amazing news."
Mr. Mayor
"There was a massive offshore oil spill in Long Beach."
Mr. Mayor
"It's an absolute tragedy."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, I know what's funny keeps changing,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I'm pretty sure that smiling"
Mr. Mayor
"about that is incorrect."
Mr. Mayor
"Environmental disasters are the only way we make progress."
Mr. Mayor
"Calamity leads to outrage,"
Mr. Mayor
"which leads to calls for action."
Mr. Mayor
"Flash-forward a month,"
Mr. Mayor
"and the governor is signing an anti-offshore drilling bill."
Mr. Mayor
"And if we can do that, we might have a shot"
Mr. Mayor
"at getting Maintenance to replace"
Mr. Mayor
"these crap halogen lights with LEDs."
Mr. Mayor
"I see you, jumpsuit, and I know you hear me."
Mr. Mayor
"This is awful! This seagull is covered in oil."
Mr. Mayor
"His family won't recognize him,"
Mr. Mayor
"and then he'll have to go live with crows."
Mr. Mayor
"Send me link. We'll use it."
Mr. Mayor
"And then book me on all the morning shows."
Mr. Mayor
"It's a blitz, Kwapis!"
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi, just a reminder, the mayor wants everyone"
Mr. Mayor
"to stay on message. Today is all space elevator."
Mr. Mayor
"Just a reminder, the deputy mayor's a grown butt woman"
Mr. Mayor
"who's trying to make sure the mayor has an Earth left"
Mr. Mayor
"to attach his dumb elevator to."
Mr. Mayor
"Let's do this, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles] Up top."
Mr. Mayor
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