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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Titi B. (S02E02)

"♪ Mountain"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Up top mountain"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ The up-toppiest mountain"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Where the bears are in charge ♪"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Up top mountain"
Mr. Mayor
"No, you guys are the real wings."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my God. There she is."
Mr. Mayor
"Why didn't I bring Arby's for her to sign? I'm so stupid."
Mr. Mayor
"She's even prettier in person?"
Mr. Mayor
"She must use the relatable filter on her Instagram."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, I'm Mayor Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"How many followers do you have?"
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, today there are five of us."
Mr. Mayor
"This mural for verified Insta-influences"
Mr. Mayor
"with a million followers or more."
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, sir, you have 3,251."
Mr. Mayor
"No, hang on. It keeps going down."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. - [gasps]"
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, she gets to go in?"
Mr. Mayor
"That's @BabyZoey,"
Mr. Mayor
"and until you've reviewed every Kinder Surprise,"
Mr. Mayor
"you'll put some respect on her name."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, man, I don't wanna be here."
Mr. Mayor
"This whole thing is so stupid. - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"If those are the wings of a dove angel,"
Mr. Mayor
"there should be four wings"
Mr. Mayor
"since it had two before it died."
Mr. Mayor
"By that logic, human-angels should have four legs."
Mr. Mayor
"O-M-B."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm Buddhist now."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm so glad you came."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, the accident really messed up your neck."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. - It's all stretched out"
Mr. Mayor
"and wrinkly."
Mr. Mayor
"My doctor can totally fix that."
Mr. Mayor
"I totally could."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll make it look like a shiny tube."
Mr. Mayor
"And my lawyer just told me you're like the mayor?"
Mr. Mayor
"I did. I totally told her that."
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, I am the mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"which means I call my followers voters."
Mr. Mayor
"My daughter really wanted to meet you."
Mr. Mayor
"Then let's take an apology selfie."
Mr. Mayor
"There you go. Fun. That's good."
Mr. Mayor
"Get in there, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- Let's start with a silly one. - Uh, okay."
Mr. Mayor
"Say "cheese.""
Mr. Mayor
"- Say what? - Cheese. Say cheese."
Mr. Mayor
"- Dad, no! Stop. - Cheese?"
Mr. Mayor
"Why would you ask me to say "cheese"?"
Mr. Mayor
"[groaning]"
Mr. Mayor
"Wh--what? What did I do?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Why would you ask Titi B to say "cheese"? - Because that's what you do"
Mr. Mayor
"when you take a picture."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, maybe in 1930."
Mr. Mayor
"How do you not that Ch33$e"
Mr. Mayor
"is the rapper/cup stacking artist"
Mr. Mayor
"who was dating Titi B until he cheated on her?"
Mr. Mayor
"Boom!"
Mr. Mayor
"New personal record."
Mr. Mayor
"He's mostly just hot."
Mr. Mayor
"How do you not know any of that?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, Ceviche. You don't get to yell at me."
Mr. Mayor
"I barely know you. - Oh, God."
Mr. Mayor
"I was afraid of this. - Okay, Mayor Boomer."
Mr. Mayor
"First, you hurt my car. Then you hurt my heart."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, obviously LA's mayor is Team Yasmin."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, nuts. A street fair. [screaming, crashing]"
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm team what? - Yasmine Ciobanu."
Mr. Mayor
"The girl Ch33$e cheated with. God, Dad!"
Mr. Mayor
"She's a model. And a hologram."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you all hear yourselves?"
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, you do not wanna be perceived"
Mr. Mayor
"as team Yasmine Ciobanu."
Mr. Mayor
"People hate her now."
Mr. Mayor
"Almost as much as they hate Slerv,"
Mr. Mayor
"the Moldovan programmer who created her."
Mr. Mayor
"You should probably apologize..."
Mr. Mayor
"is the kind of thing Ceviche would say."
Mr. Mayor
"You're not helping, Ceviche!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm not gonna apologize for saying "cheese.""
Mr. Mayor
"And I'm done talking about Titi B."
Mr. Mayor
"This is so unfair."
Mr. Mayor
"I was this close to Titi B inviting me to her rage room."
Mr. Mayor
"And now I'm going back to school."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you happy?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yes."
Mr. Mayor
"And now who's psyched for the real reason,"
Mr. Mayor
"we all woke up this morning?"
Mr. Mayor
"The space elevator, baby!"
Mr. Mayor
"Going up, going up, going--"
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, teeth check."
Mr. Mayor
"Yep. They're all there. Good luck."
Mr. Mayor
"You don't need luck when you've got environmental horror"
Mr. Mayor
"on your side."
Mr. Mayor
"This stuff gets in the water table,"
Mr. Mayor
"we're gonna start seeing babies that are nothing"
Mr. Mayor
"but a bouquet of feet."
Mr. Mayor
"And I haven't even mentioned"
Mr. Mayor
"how oil affects porpoise placentas."
Mr. Mayor
"Including crystalline silica, formaldehyde,"
Mr. Mayor
"acetaldehyde--all the hydes."
Mr. Mayor
"They permeate the microbiome of marine life"
Mr. Mayor
"and move up the food chain until even your farmers market"
Mr. Mayor
"moon pies are chock full of poison."
Mr. Mayor
"I wanna go back to Tampa!"
Mr. Mayor
"So, Arpi,"
Mr. Mayor
"it says here you're against offshore drilling."
Mr. Mayor
"Me, I like to drill,"
Mr. Mayor
"all night long."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you?"
Mr. Mayor
"Good luck with that when benzene poisoning"
Mr. Mayor
"makes your testicles look like this."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick."
Mr. Mayor
"Man, I am killing it."
Mr. Mayor
"What's our next stop?"
Mr. Mayor
"Actually, that's it. We're done."
Mr. Mayor
"Yay! Let's go get Arby's."
Mr. Mayor
"Nah, man, we gotta strike while the oil's slick."
Mr. Mayor
"We got six more interviews."
Mr. Mayor
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