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Clips from B Positive - Osteoporosis, a Thaaang and a Slinky (S02E02)

Movies 2020 Season 2, Episode 14 140 min 481 clips
Thriller

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Hey. I brought you something to snack on.
"Hey. I brought you something to snack on."
B Positive
Oh, thank you, dear.
"Oh, thank you, dear."
B Positive
Could I ask another favor?Mm-hmm.
"Could I ask another favor?Mm-hmm."
B Positive
My sister will be here any minute to have lunch with me.
"My sister will be here any minute to have lunch with me."
B Positive
Oh, how nice.
"Oh, how nice."
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Yeah, definitely.
"Yeah, definitely."
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When she gets here, could you tell her I died?
"When she gets here, could you tell her I died?"
B Positive
What?
"What?"
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You don't want to see her?
"You don't want to see her?"
B Positive
No. She's rude, foul-tempered
"No. She's rude, foul-tempered"
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and has a mouth on her you wouldn't believe.
"and has a mouth on her you wouldn't believe."
B Positive
So she's you?
"So she's you?"
B Positive
Without the charm.
"Without the charm."
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Norma, you have a guest.
"Norma, you have a guest."
B Positive
Ah, thank you, Gabby.
"Ah, thank you, Gabby."
B Positive
Gabby?
"Gabby?"
B Positive
With a voice like that, your name should be SpongeBob.
"With a voice like that, your name should be SpongeBob."
B Positive
I know, right?
"I know, right?"
B Positive
Hello, Irene.
"Hello, Irene."
B Positive
Hello, Norma.
"Hello, Norma."
B Positive
My big sister.
"My big sister."
B Positive
Now my little sister, due to osteoporosis.
"Now my little sister, due to osteoporosis."
B Positive
Yes, I have gotten a little shorter,
"Yes, I have gotten a little shorter,"
B Positive
and you've gotten a little wider.
"and you've gotten a little wider."
B Positive
Family reunion. Yay.
"Family reunion. Yay."
B Positive
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
B Positive
Hi, I'm Gina.
"Hi, I'm Gina."
B Positive
Gina owns the place.
"Gina owns the place."
B Positive
You own a retirement home?
"You own a retirement home?"
B Positive
What, you couldn't buy a cemetery?
"What, you couldn't buy a cemetery?"
B Positive
I find it very rewarding helping people.
"I find it very rewarding helping people."
B Positive
Oh, you're a do-gooder.
"Oh, you're a do-gooder."
B Positive
What are you, from California?
"What are you, from California?"
B Positive
No, um, I'm from...
"No, um, I'm from..."
B Positive
Just let it go.
"Just let it go."
B Positive
Oh, hello, ladies.
"Oh, hello, ladies."
B Positive
Hey, Drew, come on over and-and meet Norma's sister.
"Hey, Drew, come on over and-and meet Norma's sister."
B Positive
The woman preys on weakness.
"The woman preys on weakness."
B Positive
You're gonna introduce her to him?
"You're gonna introduce her to him?"
B Positive
Uh, this is Irene.
"Uh, this is Irene."
B Positive
Drew drives our shuttle van.
"Drew drives our shuttle van."
B Positive
Oh, only temporarily.
"Oh, only temporarily."
B Positive
I'm a therapist by trade,
"I'm a therapist by trade,"
B Positive
but I'm on a sabbatical while I go on a journey
"but I'm on a sabbatical while I go on a journey"
B Positive
of self-discovery. [chuckles][chuckles]
"of self-discovery. [chuckles][chuckles]"
B Positive
You sound like a guy who's living in his car.
"You sound like a guy who's living in his car."
B Positive
It's a van, actually. So...
"It's a van, actually. So..."
B Positive
You ever try not being rude?
"You ever try not being rude?"
B Positive
I call it like I see it.
"I call it like I see it."
B Positive
And rude? You didn't even come to my husband's funeral.
"And rude? You didn't even come to my husband's funeral."
B Positive
Why the hell would I do that?
"Why the hell would I do that?"
B Positive
Because he was my husband, and you're my sister.
"Because he was my husband, and you're my sister."
B Positive
Well, don't expect to see me at your funeral, either.
"Well, don't expect to see me at your funeral, either."
B Positive
Oh, you're gonna outlive me?
"Oh, you're gonna outlive me?"
B Positive
Let's play connect-the-dots with your melanoma.
"Let's play connect-the-dots with your melanoma."
B Positive
[Norma scoffs]
"[Norma scoffs]"
B Positive
How's your diabetes?
"How's your diabetes?"
B Positive
Still got both feet?
"Still got both feet?"
B Positive
I only need one to kick your ass.
"I only need one to kick your ass."
B Positive
So Norma's the nice one?
"So Norma's the nice one?"
B Positive
♪ It's okay to have just a little ♪
"♪ It's okay to have just a little ♪"
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♪ And it's swell to have a lot
"♪ And it's swell to have a lot"
B Positive
♪ On the bottom or in the middle ♪
"♪ On the bottom or in the middle ♪"
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♪ In a rowboat or a yacht
"♪ In a rowboat or a yacht"
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♪ Love is what we long for
"♪ Love is what we long for"
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♪ To be acknowledged and to be seen ♪
"♪ To be acknowledged and to be seen ♪"
B Positive
♪ In the end, does it really matter ♪
"♪ In the end, does it really matter ♪"
B Positive
♪ If you're a prince
"♪ If you're a prince"
B Positive
♪ A pauper or a queen?
"♪ A pauper or a queen?"
B Positive
♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
"♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪"
B Positive
♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
"♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪"
B Positive
♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
"♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪"
B Positive
♪ And if you're feeling like crap ♪
"♪ And if you're feeling like crap ♪"
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♪ It's time to face the fact
"♪ It's time to face the fact"
B Positive
♪ It's your prerogative
"♪ It's your prerogative"
B Positive
♪ Your prerogative♪
"♪ Your prerogative♪"
B Positive
♪ To be positive.
"♪ To be positive."
B Positive
Creamer in your coffee?
"Creamer in your coffee?"
B Positive
Oh, no. Not with my IBS. [chuckles]
"Oh, no. Not with my IBS. [chuckles]"
B Positive
Oh, you have a little dog hair on your derrière.
"Oh, you have a little dog hair on your derrière."
B Positive
Rhyme unintentional, but delightful. Oh.
"Rhyme unintentional, but delightful. Oh."
B Positive
Well, get it for me.
"Well, get it for me."
B Positive
Really? Mm.
"Really? Mm."
B Positive
Okay, here goes.
"Okay, here goes."
B Positive
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
B Positive
Oh.
"Oh."
B Positive
And good.
"And good."
B Positive
[chuckles] You're spotless.
"[chuckles] You're spotless."
B Positive
You could eat off that thing.
"You could eat off that thing."
B Positive
Not soup, obviously,
"Not soup, obviously,"
B Positive
but certainly a sandwich or a finger food.
"but certainly a sandwich or a finger food."
B Positive
[chuckles] Thanks, buddy.
"[chuckles] Thanks, buddy."
B Positive
Ooh.
"Ooh."
B Positive
I did not know I was into that.
"I did not know I was into that."
B Positive
Good morning to you, Harry.Yeah.
"Good morning to you, Harry.Yeah."
B Positive
What's the deal with you two?
"What's the deal with you two?"
B Positive
Oh, nothing, just getting rid of some dog hair on her behind.
"Oh, nothing, just getting rid of some dog hair on her behind."
B Positive
She did give me a kidney.
"She did give me a kidney."
B Positive
Well, this is against my better judgment,
"Well, this is against my better judgment,"
B Positive
but I'd like to see you happy.
"but I'd like to see you happy."
B Positive
You have any interest in meeting my grandniece?
"You have any interest in meeting my grandniece?"
B Positive
You want me to be a part of your family.
"You want me to be a part of your family."
B Positive
[groans]
"[groans]"
B Positive
Her name is Amanda.
"Her name is Amanda."
B Positive
Pretty girl.
"Pretty girl."
B Positive
Has a few issues, but then who doesn't?
"Has a few issues, but then who doesn't?"
B Positive
I'm in.
"I'm in."
B Positive
I demand-a to meet Amanda. [chuckles]
"I demand-a to meet Amanda. [chuckles]"
B Positive
Oh, I hope she has your eyes.
"Oh, I hope she has your eyes."
B Positive
MAN [on TV]: No matter how clever he is, he still needs...
"MAN [on TV]: No matter how clever he is, he still needs..."
B Positive
Tomorrow night, I was thinking we could get sushi.
"Tomorrow night, I was thinking we could get sushi."
B Positive
Sure, if it's on the Applebee's menu.
"Sure, if it's on the Applebee's menu."
B Positive
Mm.
"Mm."
B Positive
And then maybe after, you could, uh...
"And then maybe after, you could, uh..."
B Positive
spend the night.
"spend the night."
B Positive
You mean like a sleepover?
"You mean like a sleepover?"
B Positive
Well, I know you wanted to take it slow,
"Well, I know you wanted to take it slow,"
B Positive
but things have been good, right?
"but things have been good, right?"
B Positive
Uh, things got a little bumpy
"Uh, things got a little bumpy"
B Positive
when you made me binge "Downtown Abbey,"
"when you made me binge "Downtown Abbey,""
B Positive