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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Battle of the Sexists (S01E01)

"I'm waiting."
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"Forget it."
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"Just say it and she'll go home."
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"Fine."
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"You're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee."
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"Thank you. Now, Michael, call me tonight at 8:00."
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"- But that's when Chico And The Man is on. - I know."
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"But I like it when you describe it to me. Do your Chico impersonation."
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"I don't think these guys really want to hear my..."
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"- Sure we would. - Go ahead, Michael. By all means. Please."
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"All right."
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"Looking good!"
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"I love this!"
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"Kelso, quick question:"
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"Why can't you date someone a little less annoying?"
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"Like who?"
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"- What about Barbara Vansen? - She's just as annoying as Jackie."
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"- Yeah, but her boobs are huge. - So?"
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"Do you find that annoying?"
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"Pam Macy."
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"Now she's got some knockers, baby."
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"True, but they're not bigger than Barbara's."
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"- Yeah, they are. - You're dreaming. It's like comparing..."
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"Exodus and Deuteronomy..."
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"both of which have taught us very valuable lessons."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Damn dryer's broken. Nuts. I need my vice grips."
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"Have you seen Pam in a tube top?"
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"It's like you're looking at the Grand Tetons. In a tube top."
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"Look, the issue isn't, are Pam's big, right?"
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"The issue is, are they bigger than Barbara's?"
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"Because Barbara's are bigger than the walls of Jericho..."
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"which, as we all know, came tumbling down, right?"
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"- Hello, Mrs. Forman. - Hi. Eric, did your father come down here?"
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"- Yeah, he's fixing the dryer. - Dear."
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"You know, ever since the plant cut back his hours..."
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"he spends all his time fixing things."
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"Things that don't need fixing. Things I need. Things I use. Things I love."
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"I gotta go hide the crock pot."
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"Sounds like your dad's losing it."
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"If he's like this now, he's gonna be a total headcase..."
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"if they shut down the plant."
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"He's going to be this pathetic guy..."
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"With breasts the size of watermelons!"
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"Is what Moses said to the Egyptians."
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"Kelso, go home."
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"Hanging out"
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"Down the street"
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"The same old thing"
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"We did last week"
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"Not a thing to do"
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"But talk to you"
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"Whoa, yeah"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"Forman has the ball."
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"He fakes left. He fakes right. The crowd is on their feet!"
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"They're chanting: "Forman! Forman!""
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"That's game."
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"- I've got winners. - No, I've got to go."
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"It's almost 8:00, and I've got to call Jackie."
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"Looking good!"
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"Shut up."
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"Pinciotti has the ball. Forman guards her closely."
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"She tries to shake him, but she can't."
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"Pinciotti actually scores! Hell freezes over!"
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"- A monkey types Hamlet! - One nothing."
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"Losers out."
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"Pinciotti, the underdog, up by five."
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"She fakes right. She fakes left. She fakes right, then left."
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"She fakes faking right and fakes left. Now she's actually..."
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"- Donna, what are you doing? - Running out the clock."
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"There is no clock."
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"Sucker."
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"And that's game! Man, what a slaughter."
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"I just wiped the court with you, from one end to the other."
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"I gotta go inside, but I'll leave the light on. I don't want you to gloat in the dark."
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"Eric, don't you want your balls back?"
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"Okay, now look, that's a little uncalled for."
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"Is this table wobbling?"
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"I don't think so."
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"No, it's definitely wobbling."
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"Well, honey, anything will wobble if you shake it hard enough."
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"Give me a hand, Eric. We'll flip this thing over."
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"- Honey, we're eating. - Yeah, let's just put a sugar packet under it."
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"Sugar packet?"
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"That's what's wrong with this country, Eric."
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"Nobody wants to roll up their sleeves and work."
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"They're all looking for their sugar packet solution."
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"Well, not me. I'm getting the saw."
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"Mom, has Dad gone crazy?"
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"I'm afraid so, dear."
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"Donna beat you in basketball?"
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"Is this true, Eric?"
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"Yeah."
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"What, is that a big deal?"
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"Of course not."
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"Unless Donna happens to be, you know, a girl."
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"Especially a girl you love."
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"You know, in my country, if a woman beats you..."
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"it makes her want you."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, but this is America, wuss."
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"Wuss, wuss, wuss."
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"Kelso, would you stop that?"
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"Wuss, wuss, wuss!"
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"Wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped."
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"Whipped like the family pig."
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"I am not pig-whipped."
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"Where do you even get that stuff?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Michael, call me at 8:00."
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"Michael, do your Chico impression."
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"Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you."
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"Please, someone else talk now."
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"I think we got it. That's lovely, Red."
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"- Solid as a rock. - It sure is. Thank you."
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"Now..."
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"Why don't you go watch TV, while I get lunch ready?"
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"Kitty..."
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