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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Battle of the Sexists (S01E01)

"take your hand off of that melon."
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"You know, you haven't gone fishing..."
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"Kitty, take your hand off that melon."
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"Well, I gotta get back to work."
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"Midge, this table is a little wobbly."
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"Stick some sugar packets under it, will you?"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Donna, it's for you."
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"Hello?"
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"You beat Eric at basketball! How could that happen?"
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"So I beat Eric at basketball. What's the big deal?"
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"Eric will never be your boyfriend if you keep beating him at stuff."
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"Okay, it is like in West Side Story."
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"Now, if Maria beat Tony at one-on-one, they would have never fallen in love."
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"Yeah, and Tony never would have been killed in that knife fight."
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"And neither will Eric if you're not careful."
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"No. Don't worry about it. Someone will stab Eric. Bye."
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"Honey, I think your annoying friend is right."
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"- What? - Certain things change."
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"Eric and I have been playing games our whole lives."
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"And sometimes he wins, and sometimes I win."
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"No, I mean the rules change."
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"Women have to pretend to be weak and fragile..."
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"so that men can feel superior."
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"That's insane."
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"If women don't learn to stand up for themselves..."
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"men will always control the world."
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"Honey. Men don't control the world."
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"Shush! Okay, I'll see you later."
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"- Honey, could you open this jar for me? - Sure thing, pudding."
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"I'm so lucky to have my big, strong grizzly bear around."
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"First of all: yuck."
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"Second: things don't even work like that anymore."
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"That's what the Equal Rights Amendment is for."
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"That's good, dear. You stick to your principles."
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"And 40 years from now..."
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"you can tell all your cats how you won a basketball game."
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"Okay, she was going like, "That is so gross!""
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"And I went like, "It takes one to know one!""
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"And she was like, "No," and I went, "Yeah.""
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"Man, are you still on the phone? Come on, let's go."
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"- I can't. - The movie starts in five minutes. Let's go."
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"I can't."
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"Wuss."
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"Jackie, hold on."
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"Okay, I'll tell her there's an emergency..."
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"and I gotta go."
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"She'll buy that, right?"
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"Yeah, except for one thing."
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"Jackie?"
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"- Don't be her whipped pig. - Yeah, look..."
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"she hung up on you. Let's go. You call her later, okay?"
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"Yeah, she hung up on me. Let's go."
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"Yeah! Way to be, way to be. That's right."
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"- Do you want to play air hockey? - With you?"
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"I'd love to, but I'm kind of tired..."
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"and my wrist hurts, and I think I'm coming down with the flu."
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"It's just as well. I'm pretty bad at it."
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"One game isn't going to kill me. Okay."
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"You serve first. Okay."
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"No way you could stop that!"
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"That was going so fast, you couldn't even see that."
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"I saw that."
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"That's game."
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"That's..."
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"That's great."
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"- Are you okay with that? - Sure."
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"Bingo."
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"- Crud. - No. Now look."
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"We'll get rid of these chairs and we will sit on the floor..."
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"like those nice Japanese people in Flower Drum Song."
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"I'll have to make new legs for that damn thing."
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"I'll be in the garage if you need me."
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"Okay, now, you take your time and you do a good job."
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"You call me if you need anything."
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"I mean, if..."
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"Is it me, or is that refrigerator too loud?"
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"What refrigerator?"
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"Red, there is no noise."
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"You'll be swell"
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"You'll be great"
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"Gonna have the whole world on a plate"
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"- Hey, nice shot. - Thanks."
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"- You want to play? - I don't know."
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"Okay, why not?"
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"Look, game's to 21. I'll take it out first."
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"Have you been practicing?"
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"Well..."
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"a little."
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"- My goodness, what a super shot. - Donna, what are you doing?"
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"I'm..."
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"losing to you, you big, strong grizzly bear."
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"Donna, you're intentionally throwing the game."
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"- I'm throwing the game? - Donna!"
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"I didn't want you to feel bad about losing to a girl again."
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"Thanks, 'cause being pitied is so much better."
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"God, I can't believe you care about this."
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"All I did was beat you at a few lousy games."
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"A few? No, two. Try two lousy games. Not a few. Two."
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"And I don't care. So please leave my property."
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"As long as you don't care."
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"God!"
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"Have you been standing there the whole time?"
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"No, I came out to get one of your father's tools."
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"He's in there working on my refrigerator."
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"So I gather you and Donna are going through a rough patch."
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"No, Mom, we're in a school play about two people who hate each other."
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"Okay, Mr. Smartmouth..."
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"but when you get older, you are going to realize..."
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"that it's pretty silly to get upset about losing a game to your girlfriend."
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"You know what? I don't want to talk to you about this."
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"But I will tell you one thing."
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"Your father and I have played many games over the years..."
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"and we never kept score and we always had fun."
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"Now what did I come out here for?"
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"Your father's fixing my refrigerator."
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"Red, honey, forget the refrigerator."
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"There's something wrong with the garage door."
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"Michael."
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