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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Mayor Daddy (S02E02)

"that isn't just for corporate sellouts."
Mr. Mayor
"Malala was on the same list with me."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, the creative exec who runs"
Mr. Mayor
"her production shingle was on mine, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi? Arpi, the I-Team is trying to claim"
Mr. Mayor
"that our homeless count was off."
Mr. Mayor
"Is this all how you consulting groans"
Mr. Mayor
"know how to do? Regurgitate things"
Mr. Mayor
"other people have been saying forever?"
Mr. Mayor
"Wait you agree with James?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, Arpi, he's the villain here."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, come on, I am a good guy."
Mr. Mayor
"I haven't said anything about"
Mr. Mayor
"how that award misspelled "absolutely.""
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, come--[gasps]"
Mr. Mayor
"The homeless count is never right."
Mr. Mayor
"L.A. doesn't have the resources to recruit, train,"
Mr. Mayor
"or equip enough volunteers for a proper count."
Mr. Mayor
"So the city took a page from New York--"
Mr. Mayor
"The "Flavor of Love" contestant."
Mr. Mayor
"You mean the city. New York City."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay. I'm starting to feel this fifth can."
Mr. Mayor
"NYC conducts its homeless count"
Mr. Mayor
"on the coldest night of the year,"
Mr. Mayor
"when the fewest people are actually on the street."
Mr. Mayor
"But since L.A. is never that cold,"
Mr. Mayor
"DHS decided our count would be on Oscar night."
Mr. Mayor
"The day L.A. moves all the unhoused people"
Mr. Mayor
"who live near the red carpet to the city of Glendale."
Mr. Mayor
"And potential volunteers"
Mr. Mayor
"are all stuck at home with Oscar fever."
Mr. Mayor
"Seriously, Mikaela, you thought in the 21st century,"
Mr. Mayor
"in Los Angeles, homelessness didn't go up?"
Mr. Mayor
"But, but I got a trophy--"
Mr. Mayor
"And you "absotudely" don't deserve it."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll be on the roof."
Mr. Mayor
"Not feeling this ice cold rosé through my stolen golf glove."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Wait a second. Teri?"
Mr. Mayor
"Why--why aren't you at the shelter?"
Mr. Mayor
"Um, I don't love shelters. They're not that safe."
Mr. Mayor
"And the curfew so early, it's dehumanizing."
Mr. Mayor
"But we got rid of the Souplantation smell."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you really didn't."
Mr. Mayor
"I spent the night in one of those shelters the other week"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm still like, "Where's the Italian wedding?""
Mr. Mayor
"Around here, I know the other people and the store owners."
Mr. Mayor
"Sometimes, when I buy a coffee from 7-Eleven,"
Mr. Mayor
"they throw in a bag of chips."
Mr. Mayor
"You know Lay's made a special edition tuna casserole chip?"
Mr. Mayor
"Who voted for that? - Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"But if you didn't want to stay, why did you let me take you?"
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, it seemed important to you to help me."
Mr. Mayor
"Like maybe you needed to "make a difference"?"
Mr. Mayor
"- [gasps] - No judgment."
Mr. Mayor
"No, I--I make a difference. I got L. A. to put"
Mr. Mayor
"Malin+Goetz products in the mobile showers"
Mr. Mayor
"on the Plaza, so-- [chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"Smelling like grapefruit and sandalwood"
Mr. Mayor
"will definitely pay for my mom's meds"
Mr. Mayor
"and get me my job back."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, I will make a difference."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm gonna earn that award."
Mr. Mayor
"You got an award? Hey, congrats!"
Mr. Mayor
"What's it for?"
Mr. Mayor
"Good for her."
Mr. Mayor
"[phone rings] - Hi, honey. - Hey, Dad, do you know why we have two Hulu accounts?"
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, that makes it premium, I think."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, while I got you, how do you imagine"
Mr. Mayor
"you would react if you suddenly had a baby sibling?"
Mr. Mayor
"What? Dad, ew! What?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no, sorry, sorry. I'm not having a person baby."
Mr. Mayor
"I have a work baby."
Mr. Mayor
"Her name is "The Innovation Team.""
Mr. Mayor
"And I'm worried that my older work children"
Mr. Mayor
"are feeling ignored."
Mr. Mayor
"That makes sense? - Like how Ceviche"
Mr. Mayor
"started pulling her eyebrows out"
Mr. Mayor
"after her sister Landline was born."
Mr. Mayor
"She's named after her grandmother's phone."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, so what did Ceviche's parents do to fix it?"
Mr. Mayor
"- She got eyebrow plugs. - No, no, I mean, emotionally."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, well, they spent one special day a month"
Mr. Mayor
"where she gets to decide what they do."
Mr. Mayor
"They call it Yes Day."
Mr. Mayor
"She usually picks something like a piercing"
Mr. Mayor
"or an ironic trip to a strip club."
Mr. Mayor
"And she's much happier now."
Mr. Mayor
"Let the kid pick what they wanna do."
Mr. Mayor
"Of course. Thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I see why we have two Hulu's."
Mr. Mayor
"We were both trying to watch "Normal People" in secret."
Mr. Mayor
"No, no, I haven't-- Bye, Dad."
Mr. Mayor
"I haven't watched-- ah, who cares?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Whatever we want? - Yes, I'm serious."
Mr. Mayor
"Tomorrow, we will do whatever you want."
Mr. Mayor
"Seafood tower, in-office masseuse."
Mr. Mayor
"There's this married couple"
Mr. Mayor
"who will make up a whole musical just about us."
Mr. Mayor
"We wanna pitch our ideas to you."
Mr. Mayor
"You sure? 'Cause that music couples sure had a lot"
Mr. Mayor
"of great looking wigs. - No, she's right, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"But I will take the card"
Mr. Mayor
"for the husband and wife make 'em ups."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm planning my cousin's bachelor party, so--"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, listen up, everybody,"
Mr. Mayor
"Tomorrow, my door is officially open."
Mr. Mayor
"Any City Hall employee can come pitch me"
Mr. Mayor
"one new idea that will improve L. A."
Mr. Mayor
"Because you are all very special to me."
Mr. Mayor
"Ooh, it's like "Big Block of Cheese Day""
Mr. Mayor
"from the "West Wing." - Yeah, or "Shark Tank.""
Mr. Mayor
"Ooh, that Barbara Corcoran. Ha-chi-cha-chi, am I right?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, thanks for coming in early."
Mr. Mayor
"No sweat."
Mr. Mayor
"I keep my sleep schedule two hours ahead of time in case"
Mr. Mayor
"I ever take a trip to Chicago. - Great."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, I spent all night dreaming of new bold ideas"
Mr. Mayor
"for how to solve the homelessness crisis."
Mr. Mayor
""Solve". Okay, hotshot."
Mr. Mayor
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