Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Mr. Mayor - Mayor Daddy (S02E02)

"- Press conference today? - No, actually, I have to leave after the morning meeting"
Mr. Mayor
"for a luncheon."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm on a 30 under 30 list."
Mr. Mayor
"Wow, "Forbes" 30 under 30?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, it's wrong time of year for "Forbes.""
Mr. Mayor
"You know, I was "Forbes" 30 under 30."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well this one is for women"
Mr. Mayor
"who are making a better Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
""The 'She Absolutely Did That' 30 under 30"."
Mr. Mayor
"Who sponsored this a women's magazine?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, a brand of canned rosé"
Mr. Mayor
"that used to be a women's magazine."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, this is an impressive list of honorees."
Mr. Mayor
"You've got a Goop chemist, TikTok appropriator."
Mr. Mayor
"Billie Eilish's veterinarian."
Mr. Mayor
"Her tarantula had a fungus, James. [scoffs]"
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"Any idea if the mayor will be gracing us"
Mr. Mayor
"with his presence today, Ms. Shaw?"
Mr. Mayor
"I have a proposal to run by him."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I also need 20 minutes at some point."
Mr. Mayor
"And I need to show the mayor some pants I bought."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm trying something new, and I need him to be on board."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, he's pretty tied up today."
Mr. Mayor
"He asked Kathy to clear his morning for the I-Team."
Mr. Mayor
"And what are we, chopped liver?"
Mr. Mayor
"You know, I never understood that expression."
Mr. Mayor
"Chopped liver is delicious. You get a three-foot baguette,"
Mr. Mayor
"couple inches of chopped liver on there, that's your morning."
Mr. Mayor
"Man, I love inside jokes."
Mr. Mayor
"- But I do not. - Oh, this guy."
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, I don't know if you saw my latest email."
Mr. Mayor
"The subject line was "Email from Arpi.""
Mr. Mayor
"No, sorry, but speaking of the latest,"
Mr. Mayor
"the I-Team and I are working on something"
Mr. Mayor
"and we can't wait to get it off the ground."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"Stop laughing, you're not part of it."
Mr. Mayor
"I am. You don't know everything."
Mr. Mayor
"The mayor and I are working"
Mr. Mayor
"on a rapid transit solution for Dodger Stadium--"
Mr. Mayor
"It's a gondola from Union Station,"
Mr. Mayor
"like at a ski resort."
Mr. Mayor
"Or a theme park."
Mr. Mayor
"Sometimes a gondola is the fastest way to be"
Mr. Mayor
"transported back to the parking lot"
Mr. Mayor
"when your T-shirt's inappropriate."
Mr. Mayor
"Gondolas, okay."
Mr. Mayor
"I look forward to seeing that in the year 3000 and never."
Mr. Mayor
"Actually, Arpi, we think it'll be ready"
Mr. Mayor
"for the Olympics."
Mr. Mayor
"Tomorrow, James and I are gonna take the helicopter"
Mr. Mayor
"for an exploratory trip"
Mr. Mayor
"with the director of city planning."
Mr. Mayor
"I should be wearing a leather jacket for that, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you could wear a ball gown if you want."
Mr. Mayor
"We're just excited to have a mayor who will listen."
Mr. Mayor
"[quirky music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Do you need anything before I take off, sir?"
Mr. Mayor
"Remember, Salad Works is the place that you like."
Mr. Mayor
"The Salad Mill is a dance club for gentlemen."
Mr. Mayor
"Right. Hey, quick question."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm good at reading people."
Mr. Mayor
"Back at my billboard company,"
Mr. Mayor
"I predicted so many divorces."
Mr. Mayor
"Was the morning meeting a little tense?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, sir. You may not get this"
Mr. Mayor
"since Orly is an only child,"
Mr. Mayor
"but when parents have a second kid,"
Mr. Mayor
"the older one can sometimes"
Mr. Mayor
"resent the attention that the baby gets."
Mr. Mayor
"And here at work, there's a new baby."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, for goodness sake."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you talking about the I-Team?"
Mr. Mayor
"And what, the rest of my staff's"
Mr. Mayor
"a bunch of jealous toddlers?"
Mr. Mayor
"Arpi shops at GapKids,"
Mr. Mayor
"and Jayden is pretty afraid of haircuts."
Mr. Mayor
"You're doing a lot of special things with the new kids--"
Mr. Mayor
"inside jokes and helicopter rides."
Mr. Mayor
"It's so weird for me to think of a helicopter ride"
Mr. Mayor
"as special, but okay, I will block off the afternoon"
Mr. Mayor
"for some adult fun with my colleagues."
Mr. Mayor
"You cannot word it that way in the public calendar,"
Mr. Mayor
"but thank you. - I know."
Mr. Mayor
"And just to be clear, I don't need that kind of validation"
Mr. Mayor
"because I'm getting a trophy today"
Mr. Mayor
"for being a really good girl."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"It is such an honor to be here with all of these"
Mr. Mayor
"other amazing women chosen by Boss Betch Rose."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"I wanna thank all of the girlboss hoes"
Mr. Mayor
"on the nominating committee"
Mr. Mayor
"for recognizing the epic work that our administration"
Mr. Mayor
"has done for the less privileged."
Mr. Mayor
"On our watch, for the first time in this She-llenium--"
Mr. Mayor
"yeah, I said it--"
Mr. Mayor
"the homeless count has not gone up."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"Of course, there's more work to be done."
Mr. Mayor
"But thanks to my initiative"
Mr. Mayor
"to turn all of the abandoned Souplantations"
Mr. Mayor
"into shelters for the unhoused, we flattened the curve."
Mr. Mayor
"Curves flattening curves."
Mr. Mayor
"Am I right, ladies?"
Mr. Mayor
"[upbeat music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh! Oh, I'm sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"It's fine."
Mr. Mayor
"Usually people just keep walking or skateboarding"
Mr. Mayor
"or filming their walk-and-talk for "NCIS"."
Mr. Mayor
"- What's your name? - Teri."
Mr. Mayor
"That is a really beautiful name."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay. - You know, Teri,"
Mr. Mayor
"this city offers a lot of great services"
Mr. Mayor
"for people experiencing homelessness."
Mr. Mayor
Show more clips