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Clips from Accepted (2006)

"Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time."
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"Say, Cheers!"
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"Why?"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"We're providing a vital service to America's youth here."
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"Every day after eighth period,"
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"Vice Principal Matthews comes in here."
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"Uh, okay, well, we still have the rest of eighth period, right?"
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"We're just gettin' ready for Memorial Day. It's a big one for us."
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"We don't have a Glee Club."
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"a legacy that inspires future students"
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"I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines."
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"Whatever does it for... Stop it!"
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"That's all I'm gonna say."
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"to go to Harmon College, okay? Yeah."
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"I can't do anything to screw that up."
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"You know, like, I don't know, getting busted for identity fraud."
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"I don't know."
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"Awesome! And I was wondering"
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"our mower's broken and my mom was just, like, Ask Bartleby!"
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"That's cool!"
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"Sorry, I got to go."
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"Hoyt Ambrose. What's that guy got that I don't have?"
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"That was my fallback!"
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"It was my safety school, my fail-safe!"
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"Okay. Okay. Excuse me, Lizzie."
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"R-R-Remember who you're talkin' to here."
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"'cause I claimed to be allergic to sweat."
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"I got the school bully, Frank Daley, kicked out for two years"
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"because he was sexually harassing me"
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"Maybe if you didn't write an essay called I Don't Have a Clue."
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"Well, it's true. You know?"
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"You can pass those around."
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"can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market."
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"or I could make $80,000."
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"And the first rule is you go to college. Mmm-hmm."
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"Well, you know what? Maybe I didn't get into college."
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"Damn it."
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"like his sister."
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"Now, she's got a shot. I've got a shot."
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"She's got a shot. Listen, guys."
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"Suzanne Somers. Bono."
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"Check the cobbler. Glug, glug, glug."
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"To the Class of 2006,"
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"Hey. Hey, man, what's up?"
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"how excited they are to go to college, I'm gonna lose it."
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"That sucks. What are you gonna do now?"
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"I did... I didn't, I didn't get into Yale."
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"Rory, who only applied to Yale and nowhere else."
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"It's a goose egg!"
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"God, Rory! Rory!"
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"Hey, Stu. Hey."
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"I can't imagine your pride, knowing your youngest"
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"the load it takes off my bank account."
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"He's thrown his life away."
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"The minute I lost my scholarship,"
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"my pop started talkin' about me getting my own bus route."
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"Bravo, guys. Great. Both of you guys."
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"And your future's lookin' really good,"
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"and I'm psyched for you, pal, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you."
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"Please."
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"Well, what's it say?"
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"I gotta open it first."
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"Oh. I'm nervous."
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"Aw, thank God. Thank God. I got in!"
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"Well, because it's the baby sister."
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"It's the most discreet and unharmed of the sister schools."
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"Cool."
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"Unreal?"
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"Yeah, it looks pretty unbelievable, huh?"
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"Hey. Hey, Glen,"
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"when did you start working at the Kwik 'N Stop?"
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"Why, what happened?"
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"Some political crap."
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"just for signing your name, right?"
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"Now, where we gonna find a place to pass off as a college?"
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"I used to do volunteer work here."
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"Great. The birthplace of crack."
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"Hey! Hey, guys, don't go in there."
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"Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper."
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"That's actually a legitimate fear."
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"We don't have to renovate the whole place."
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"I think this could really work. Huh? It's awesome!"
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"Welcome to the South Harmon Institute of Technology."
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"Yeah."
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"Schrader, what the hell was that?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"What are you doing here, buddy?"
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"What are you doing? We were gonna keep this place a big secret."
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"He got fired from the Kwik 'N Stop."
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"Is that true? Why'd you... Why'd you get fired?"
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"I got fired for making a shrimp slushee."
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"That's disgusting. See?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Close it!"
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"Good luck, Son."
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"That is a great idea, sir. Yes, it is."
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"in the neighboring community."
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"for the Van Horne Gateway."
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"It really looks professional. Hello."
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"Hey, kid, where the hell are you?"
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"Oh, I'm, uh... Listen."
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"Glen, go long. Set up a meeting with the dean."
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"Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,"
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"I want the Pump!"
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"I'm glad my mother's dead."
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"You want me to be the dean of your college?"
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"No, I want you to pretend to be the dean."
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"I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds."
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"It was a metaphor. For what?"
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"For You're full of shit! Oh."
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"Wh-Where... Where you going?"
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"I'm going off the grid."
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"No more, uh, franchises, no more Botox,"
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"It's not my fault the kid's a crybaby! Little dipshit."
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"But I get to bring my house."
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"You got about 12 feet."
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"into the American college environment."
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"Okay! We're on, guys!"
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"The real deal, huh?"
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