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Clips from Accepted (2006)

"The big moment. Take this in. Ah."
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"It's exciting, it's scary."
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"It's really scary. Oh, look! Oh, it looks great."
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"Curious campers."
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"It's college for you."
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"Take a left up here for the dorm room, Dad."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ. I just wanna..."
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"When I first saw it, I was like, I gotta live here?"
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"What are these?"
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"You know, a lot of people say"
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"expand the way that they look at their world,"
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"Uh, Dean Lewis, why don't you tell them"
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"a little bit about the philosophy here at South Harmon?"
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"in order to attract them to going to school,"
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"And we all know that all we're doing"
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"of buyers and sellers."
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"that kids want to go to school."
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"approach education so rationally."
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"Well, Dad. Ow."
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"This is way better than learning. We are learning here, pal."
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"Who is it?"
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"on account of the fact that I have A.D.D.,"
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"Well, unless I misread the website,"
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"Uh, you're looking for Harmon College,"
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"or law or animal husbandry or anything really!"
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"Did you just say you got accepted here?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, look, there's my old girlfriend, Sara Pelfan."
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"Oh, uh, sorry, sorry. No parents allowed past this point."
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"This is supposed to be a secret."
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"You go check the P.O. box, I'm gonna go find Schrader, okay?"
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"Hey, pledge guy, welcome to B.K.E. House."
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"Get in there, your future is right in there."
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"Dude, don't worry about it. It's... It's not even my jacket."
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"I'm Sherman Schrader. Okay."
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"Oh. That's a... It's a G chord."
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"I think about her when I masturbate."
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"What? What?"
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"I didn't mean to say that."
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"Oh, so you're the legacy."
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"Was it here?"
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"So... So do you go to school here now, or..."
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"I don't. Uh, I go to South Harmon."
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"just a very small college. Teeny, tiny college."
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"Actually, can you just give me just one sec, okay? Thanks."
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"That's weird. Our names rhyme."
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"Thanks. It's great. I love it here."
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"All the sexually repressed energy. Oh."
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"I like it, I like the way you handle your business."
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"Your parents probably don't get it, but I do."
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"I don't care, man. I got a situation goin' on."
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"Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control pills?"
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"I stopped counting after the first 100 checks."
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"All right."
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"Um, yeah, I'll be taking questions in a minute."
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"We added that because we were... Aw, shit."
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"it was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me!"
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"That's cool. Um, that's cool, man."
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"And how many of you got in to the other places you applied to?"
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"Nobody."
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"And you know what? I didn't, either."
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"We say yes to your flaws! So welcome!"
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"You! I love you!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Do you realize how stupid this is?"
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"You invited everyone to a college that doesn't exist."
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"What... What kind of message does that send if I reject them from my college?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, where's the bookstore?"
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"When do we sign up for classes?"
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"Uh, Glen, uh, 300 pizzas. Order them."
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"I'm a college girl now! Aw, yeah."
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"Uh, B, hey, uh, you just started a fictional college."
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"Hey, do you guys have a swim team here?"
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"Thank you, though, thank you, I'm sorry."
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"Uh, you guys, what are we gonna do now? I just need a minute to think."
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"What do you mean? We're makin' the room bigger!"
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"Guys, I'd like you to meet Rory."
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"Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it, man."
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"It happens all the time. No problem."
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"Yeah, well, we actually do have a problem"
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"We'll just relax, get some sleep, we'll regroup tomorrow morning."
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"I know. I know. I... I... I... I'm processing."
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"You're gonna need to process faster."
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"What is... Why are the... Find out what's going on."
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"How's school so far?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"You misunderstood. Two dozen eggs."
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"Hey, listen, I'm not paying for you to be making omelets up there."
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"Statistics."
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"And, uh, business"
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"and anatomy."
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"Thanks, dude."
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"Bartleby, Bartleby!"
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"Next thing I know CIA swoops in,"
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"does this whole brain-scramble thing."
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"You know what, we already started the semester, I'm sorry."
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"That's cool, man. Yeah."
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"So, Mr. Gaines, you're thinking about transferring?"
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"A single rate of income tax eliminates loopholes,"
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"allowances and exemptions"
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"as well as encourages payments"
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"an economic boom."
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"What?"
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"What the... What is this?"
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"And I'll bring my notes. Okay, see you then."
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"Really? Yeah. Do you like all your classes?"
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"that I don't really care about."
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"don't apply to a degree in photography."
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"It was good seeing you. Bye. Okay. Bye."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"I'm... I'm just saying, I mean, is that what college is?"
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"What kind of experience?"
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"What do I want to learn?"
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"that no one's ever really asked you that before. Yeah?"
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"Well, I like pancakes and alfalfa sprouts and lemonade."
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"Okay, you know what, let's appropriate the bulk of this man's tuition"
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"All right. All right."
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"Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment"
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"Nothing."
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"What am I interested in studying?"
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